Blues Bros, Harry Potter, Padme, John McClane and Wicket VS The 501st & Death Eaters.

The Blues Bros get a mission from God to transport Harry Potter and Padme to a Rebel Base 20 miles in front of them. To bring peace to the galaxy. It's a ruined civilivian city of weaving roads and busted buildings.

In front of them is the Empire's 501st regiment, Storm Troopers and AT ATs.

Also Voldemort and the Death Eaters have joined Vader on site to get Harry.

Jake and Elwood in the front seats and they're wearing sunglasses.
Harry in the left passenger seat with wand in hand. They're driving a 1974 Dodge Monaco. Padme is in the middle wearing that hot leather outfit from Attack of the Clones.

John McClane is in the right passenger seat armed with a Desert Eagle with armor piecing bullets.

Wicket the Ewok is on the roof with a bolted down chain gun.

Do they make it to the Rebel Base?

They definitely make it.

Excellent and imaginative thread, btw.

Thats the most badass crew Ive heard of.

Two things: McClane is given armor piercing bullets, and the Blues Brothers are on a mission from God.

Yeah, Harry is quite safe.

Harrys the one who doesn't make it.

He lives right up until the medal ceremony, but Duncan McElroy and the Goog Ole' Boys find him and ambush him, realising his allegiance to the Blue Brothers.

The BBs are on a mission from God and cant be killed, meanwhile the churches spoke out against Witchcraft/Harry Potter.

So God has McElroy murder Harry and Harry is found with half of his broken wand stuffed up his arse, and his spellbook pages used as toilet paper for the rednecks.

But at least he finds honor in helping the forces of light (and god) on the battlefield.

Well if Voldemort mind ****s McClane, it;s all over.

Yeah, team two rapes. Voldemort solos.

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Lol I find it funny how Padme is randomly there.

Yeah shes not bad with that blaster.

She could probably bullseye old Voldy between the nutsack.

(But then would die of a "broken heart" later)

Team 2. Unless the Bros are uber.

I can see it now.....Voldemort enters McClane's mind, makes him do this:

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I wonder what Vader sounds like when he laughs?

The Blues Brothers are driving, correct?

I dunno about everyone else, but Jake, Elwood, and that car are getting through.

Nah, they get blasted by AT AT fire.

They're protected by God. They aren't failing at all. Blues Brothers solo.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, they get blasted by AT AT fire.

Voldy solos.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
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After I saw that vid, a few months later, I saw this vid:

(Do not hit play unless you are ready to watch the video because the "action" starts immediately..so be prepared for immediate action.)

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I laughed so dang hard.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I can see it now.....Voldemort enters McClane's mind, makes him do this:

Cept McClane would enter his mind first; with a .50cal round.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, they get blasted by AT AT fire.

You don't escape local law enforcement, national law enforcement, the Army, Nazis, AND country western singers, drive through a mall and the streets of chicago like maniacs, get blown up and bombed and bazooka-ed....

and suddenly get blasted by AT AT fire. I'm sorry. Life just doesn't work that way.

Originally posted by siriuswriter
You don't escape local law enforcement, national law enforcement, the Army, Nazis, AND country western singers, drive through a mall and the streets of chicago like maniacs, get blown up and bombed and bazooka-ed....

and suddenly get blasted by AT AT fire. I'm sorry. Life just doesn't work that way.

Word my brother, word.

Edit: woops Sister! 😄

Originally posted by Robtard
Cept McClane would enter his mind first; with a .50cal round.

Beat up '74 Dodge Monaco with a top speed of maybe 120 mph versus:

the Empire's 501st regiment, Storm Troopers and AT ATs.".....The AT AT's, easily thousands in number, are more than enough, it's a;ready overkill."

"Jake and Elwood in the front seats and they're wearing sunglasses.".....Yeah, they'll look cool as they are blasted to bits.

"Harry in the left passenger seat with wand in hand."....Er.......

"Padme is in the middle wearing that hot leather outfit from Attack of the Clones."....To quote Alan Quartermain: "I've had women along on past exploits, and found them to be, at best, a distraction."

"John McClane is in the right passenger seat armed with a Desert Eagle with armor piecing bullets."....Gun with a maximum effective range of 600ish feet, well, Voldemort mind rapes him from 10,000 feet away, or the death eaters blast the Dodge from 1000 feet high.

"Wicket the Ewok is on the roof with a bolted down chain gun." No comment......Just none.

Wait wait wait.......Frank Martin driving a fully armored Humvee. Lara Croft riding behind him, armed with her twin pistols. Agent 47 is riding shotgun, armed with his blaser rifle. Hermione Granger in the back, next to Lara, armed with her wand. On the roof is Rambo, armed with the .50 cal machine gun he used in Rambo.

HA, top that.