Blues Bros, Harry Potter, Padme, John McClane and Wicket VS The 501st & Death Eaters.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, desert eagle doesn't have the range. Voldy mind rapes him then AT AT's blow the car to shit. Voldy and Vader piss on the burning wreckage then nail a coupla TwiLek whores.

Beat up '74 Dodge Monaco with a top speed of maybe 120 mph versus:

the Empire's 501st regiment, Storm Troopers and AT ATs.".....The AT AT's, easily thousands in number, are more than enough, it's a;ready overkill."

"Jake and Elwood in the front seats and they're wearing sunglasses.".....Yeah, they'll look cool as they are blasted to bits.

"Harry in the left passenger seat with wand in hand."....Er.......

"Padme is in the middle wearing that hot leather outfit from Attack of the Clones."....To quote Alan Quartermain: "I've had women along on past exploits, and found them to be, at best, a distraction."

"John McClane is in the right passenger seat armed with a Desert Eagle with armor piecing bullets."....Gun with a maximum effective range of 600ish feet, well, Voldemort mind rapes him from 10,000 feet away, or the death eaters blast the Dodge from 1000 feet high.

"Wicket the Ewok is on the roof with a bolted down chain gun." No comment......Just none.

Clearly you failed to pay attention when watching The Blues Brothers, SW:ROTJ and Diehard 1-4. Let me illuminate you.

-McClane can make crazy shots, he's not bound by trivialities such as physics or reality. Wizard gets his cranium ventilated, there is no other way around this.

-"Beat up '74 Dodge Monaco with a top speed of maybe 120 mph", oh the sheer ignorance and trying to downplay. Do you think a normal 70's Dodge can do back-flips through the air? Make jumps while driving on completely level ground? Continue to drive at full speeds without much of a problem except some oil leakage after having thrown a rod? Car is protected by God, son; it's on a "mission from God."

-You're right, Harry is nigh useless here. He'd better just close his eyes and try not to wet his knickers.

-Padme has decent aim, though her gun's not really needed, but it can't hurt.

-Wicket can take out vastly superior weaponry with stone-age weapons; give the midget a chain gun... well, the Death Star is likely to end up going down before this day is over.

Originally posted by Robtard
Clearly you failed to pay attention when watching The Blues Brothers, SW:ROTJ and Diehard 1-4. Let me illuminate you.

-McClane can make crazy shots, he's not bound by trivialities such as physics or reality. Wizard gets his cranium ventilated, there is no other way around this.

-"Beat up '74 Dodge Monaco with a top speed of maybe 120 mph", oh the sheer ignorance and trying to downplay. Do you think a normal 70's Dodge can do back-flips through the air? Make jumps while driving on completely level ground? Continue to drive at full speeds without much of a problem except some oil leakage after having thrown a rod? Car is protected by God, son; it's on a "mission from God."

-You're right, Harry is nigh useless here. He'd better just close his eyes and try not to wet his knickers.

-Padme has decent aim, though her gun's not really needed, but it can't hurt.

-Wicket can take out vastly superior weaponry with stone-age weapons; give the midget a chain gun... well, the Death Star is likely to end up going down before this day is over.

Originally posted by Robtard
Clearly you failed to pay attention when watching The Blues Brothers, SW:ROTJ and Diehard 1-4. Let me illuminate you.

-McClane can make crazy shots, he's not bound by trivialities such as physics or reality. Wizard gets his cranium ventilated, there is no other way around this.

-"Beat up '74 Dodge Monaco with a top speed of maybe 120 mph", oh the sheer ignorance and trying to downplay. Do you think a normal 70's Dodge can do back-flips through the air? Make jumps while driving on completely level ground? Continue to drive at full speeds without much of a problem except some oil leakage after having thrown a rod? Car is protected by God, son; it's on a "mission from God."

-You're right, Harry is nigh useless here. He'd better just close his eyes and try not to wet his knickers.

-Padme has decent aim, though her gun's not really needed, but it can't hurt.

-Wicket can take out vastly superior weaponry with stone-age weapons; give the midget a chain gun... well, the Death Star is likely to end up going down before this day is over.

+ 1

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Potter's sole purpose is to counter Voldemort. He does then is used by Wickett on the machinegun turret as additional sandbag cover.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yeah except voldy mind rapes MClane thanx for playing bye.

Actually no, your raging HP fanboyism (especially over evil wizards) does not counter the God-protection feat.

Another thread involving a wizard losing that you'll just have to accept. Look on the bright side, Harry Potter makes it. Though Anakin is likely to kick his ass in afterward, cos Potter's likely drooling over Padme(I'm assuming he hasn't come out of the closer yet).

i've read the thread..

however...

Originally posted by Robtard
Clearly you failed to pay attention when watching The Blues Brothers, SW:ROTJ and Diehard 1-4. Let me illuminate you.

-McClane can make crazy shots, he's not bound by trivialities such as physics or reality. Wizard gets his cranium ventilated, there is no other way around this.

-"Beat up '74 Dodge Monaco with a top speed of maybe 120 mph", oh the sheer ignorance and trying to downplay. Do you think a normal 70's Dodge can do back-flips through the air? Make jumps while driving on completely level ground? Continue to drive at full speeds without much of a problem except some oil leakage after having thrown a rod? Car is protected by God, son; it's on a "mission from God."

-You're right, Harry is nigh useless here. He'd better just close his eyes and try not to wet his knickers.

-Padme has decent aim, though her gun's not really needed, but it can't hurt.

-Wicket can take out vastly superior weaponry with stone-age weapons; give the midget a chain gun... well, the Death Star is likely to end up going down before this day is over.

I couldn't agree more

Originally posted by Robtard
Actually no, your raging HP fanboyism (especially over evil wizards) does not counter the God-protection feat.

Another thread involving a wizard losing that you'll just have to accept. Look on the bright side, Harry Potter makes it. Though Anakin is likely to kick his ass in afterward, cos Potter's likely drooling over Padme(I'm assuming he hasn't come out of the closer yet).

1. One is protected from crazy machine gun wielding ex GF's.
2. Protection from incompetent gay Nazi's.
3. Protection from the police.
4. Protection from the national guard.

Never, not once, were the Blues Brothers shown having protection from mind control.

Not sure how someone comes out of a "closer."

Just saying.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
High end feat for God's protection is as follows:

1. One is protected from crazy machine gun wielding ex GF's.
2. Protection from incompetent gay Nazi's.
3. Protection from the police.
4. Protection from the national guard.

Never, not once, were the Blues Brothers shown having protection from mind control.

Not sure how someone comes out of a "closer."

Just saying.

Whose to say someone wasn't trying and God's protection blocked it?
Prove that Mr Smarty Pants.
The car is protected by Telekinesis, Pyrokinesis and Telepathy.
Can God be mindraped???
Thought not........next question.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Whose to say someone wasn't trying and God's protection blocked it?
Prove that Mr Smarty Pants.
The car is protected by Telekinesis, Pyrokinesis and Telepathy.
Can God be mindraped???
Thought not........next question.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
High end feat for God's protection is as follows:

1. One is protected from crazy machine gun wielding ex GF's.
2. Protection from incompetent gay Nazi's.
3. Protection from the police.
4. Protection from the national guard.

Never, not once, were the Blues Brothers shown having protection from mind control.

Not sure how someone comes out of a "closer."

Just saying.

Hmmm. Underplaying the opposing character's achievements again?

I think you left out these from your list:

5. Protection from death when being in 9/11 style building demolitions/collapses.
6. Protection from massive pressure waves and burns, inertia, crashies back down to earth after flying 200ft in the air and back down onto the street. (when the propane tank went up.)
7.Protection from being hit by bullets/buckshot from entire law enforcement communities even when a two who clips of M-16 are unloaded at point blank.
8. Ability of not being seen/camouflaging (Minnie the moocher creeping in scene, Band changed immediately to thirties jazz stage wear, Jake and Elwood creep unseen by entire world on way in to building...)
9.Ability to survive falls down stairs that would have broken Karl's brother's neck three times at least.
10. Ability to use a whip with precision enough to remove cigarettes from a woman's mouth from 20ft away THROUGH A CHICKEN WIRE FENCE.
11. Able to survive playing Rawhide 15 times in one gig without death setting in.

and 12: Resisting Catholic Nun mind control for all those years, hence the penguin's attitude to their rebellious nature.

Yet they never were shown resisting mind rapage. Or defeating thousands of AT AT's. Weird.

But I guess it's OK for you to assume God's protection (never proven that the Bros had God's protection, just because Elwood said they were on a mission from God doesn't make it so) extends to these things also.

Could be that the Bros were just lucky as hell that day.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Well if that's the case, the Blues Brothers could take on Dr. Manhattan, Superman, Hancock and Wolverine, all at once. And win.

Never said they can beat em. But they'll sure as hell drive right on by without a scratch.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yet they never were shown resisting mind rapage. Or defeating thousands of AT AT's. Weird.

But I guess it's OK for you to assume God's protection (never proven that the Bros had God's protection, just because Elwood said they were on a mission from God doesn't make it so) extends to these things also.

Could be that the Bros were just lucky as hell that day.

See 12. 😛

Evidence of them being able suspend/supercede the natural laws of physics (IE The very definition of performing miracles) all the way through both movies was a subtle hint that they might actually be telling the truth..
Not to mention the whole Jake's "I have see the light"/the ecclesiastical music..

Nahhhh its a different effect than even the McClane factor.

Funny, we never see God saying "Lulz you're protected." Maybe Elwood was just that good a driver.

Suspended the natural laws of physics = Miracles dude.

Physics = Negative
Miraculous non-man powers that contravene the normal mechanics of our universe.

On screen evidence.

IE If Riggs were to say claim that he made a mile out wind loaded shot in Laos without getting captured, yet failed to do anything of the sort in LWs 1,2,3 or 4, we'd have to dismiss it.

Yet, if he were to say single handedly take out the Shadow company in the desert, not getting captured either, resulting in epilogue and roll credits there and then, we'd have to accept it.

Did Darth Vader REALLY kill Anakin Skywalker like Obiwan said in ANH?
Was Anakin Skywalker just a spice freighter pilot?

On a side note.....Eli versus McClane, Eli has God's protection as in his movie. Both armed with a handgun, who wins?

McClane.
"Not even God knows what your doing." - Zeus to McClane in Die Hard 3.

🙂

But what about God's protection? Wait, I guess Mac is more powerful than God.

Nah. But the McClane factor itself clearly is.

Its perfectly 'odds-on' that among the many people he killed, some of them were religious/god's people.

All of them ended up McClane'd.

Sure it is!!!