Blues Bros, Harry Potter, Padme, John McClane and Wicket VS The 501st & Death Eaters.

Started by Sadako of Girth4 pages

Im glad you agree.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
McClane.
"Not even God knows what your doing." - Zeus to McClane in Die Hard 3.

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God sees all and knows all 🙄

Not McClane.

Unless McLuck is god-aided. (And I dont think it is)

Only last week you were furiously fighting for Rigg's Laos anecdote to count as an on screen feat... now you try to discredit what Zeus says. 🙄

Riggs was explaining a mortal feat he had accomplished in the war, backed by his sniping scene in LW.

McClane, well, he believes in God, doesn't he? I know he said "Oh God, please don't let me die" before pulling the fire hose stunt. Pretty sure he had at least some protection. Nothing divine, mind you.

And he was raised Catholic and a Nun teacher at sunday school, but that guy is way too cynical/streetwise to fall for that stuff in adult life.

He is heard saying 'Jesus f**king christ' too in exclamation like we all do when we bang our thumb with a hammer...

So McClane, who believes in God, who constantly puts his life on the line defending others, surely received help from God as he asked for it.

That doesnt work. Like all them people in films who have got religion but still die who Im pretty sure were praying to be left alive at one point.

A god had no involvement there.

So no, RJ I think theres something else that explains his power:
Its the McLuck/McClane factor.

Nah, Gos surely smiles on those who put their lives in danger while attempting to save others. That's how he rolls.

LOL He doesn't even do that in MOVIES most of the time lol

Then why did all the allied get casualties happen in WW2..?
What about everyone with god on their side ever in history who was killed while doing a good thing?

Shit happens.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
High end feat for God's protection is as follows:

1. One is protected from crazy machine gun wielding ex GF's.
2. Protection from incompetent gay Nazi's.
3. Protection from the police.
4. Protection from the national guard.

Never, not once, were the Blues Brothers shown having protection from mind control.

Not sure how someone comes out of a "closer."

Just saying.

Again, you failed to pay attention. The God-factor is that the Blue Brother's were to succeed in their mission, period.

If Voldermort were to "mind control" McClane, then it'd put the entire mission at risk, as he'd just start capping fools inside the car, ergo, wizard gets a bullet through the head; it's the only way it turns out here, really.

Oh, you got me with a typo, obviously meant "closet". You win that part.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Funny, we never see God saying "Lulz you're protected." Maybe Elwood was just that good a driver.

Elwood is a topnotch driver, no doubt. But the flipping backwards through the car, making jumps on flat surfaces etc. etc. etc. were clearly devine intervention. See, what'd I tell you about paying attention whne watching films.

Originally posted by Robtard
Again, you failed to pay attention. The God-factor is that the Blue Brother's were to succeed in their mission, period.

If Voldermort were to "mind control" McClane, then it'd put the entire mission at risk, as he'd just start capping fools inside the car, ergo, wizard gets a bullet through the head; it's the only way it turns out here, really.

Oh, you got me with a typo, obviously meant "closet". You win that part.

Elwood is a topnotch driver, no doubt. But the flipping backwards through the car, making jumps on flat surfaces etc. etc. etc. were clearly devine intervention. See, what'd I tell you about paying attention whne watching films.

Why, exactly, were the Bros given God's divine protection in their movie?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Why, exactly, were the Bros given God's divine protection in their movie?

To carry out their mission; it was pretty obvious, stated and shown.

And the mission was.......?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And the mission was.......?

'Was' is irrelevant. Here it's to deliver Padme and Harry to safety. Devine-Protection, you've got no counter for this, not even ultra-powerful characters like Dr. Manhattan or Phil Conners can stop that Dodge.

Don't get me wrong, I saw what you're trying to angle from several posts back, the "God only protected them on their mission to save the orphanage from foreclosure, so it doesn't work here." Which is just more BS tactics from you to pull a win for your darling little wizard.

If you're going to limit feats/powers to the strictest, then Voldermort never "mind controlled" someone in a car, so he can't. AT-ATs never destroyed a 70's Dodge, so they can't. So on and so forth with that ridiculous angle of debate you like to bring up when you've got nothing.

And now for some Conway Twitty.

Originally posted by Robtard
'Was' is irrelevant. Here it's to deliver Padme and Harry to safety. Devine-Protection, you've got no counter for this, not even ultra-powerful characters like Dr. Manhattan or Phil Conners can stop that Dodge.

Don't get me wrong, I saw what you're trying to angle from several posts back, the "God only protected them on their mission to save the orphanage from foreclosure, so it doesn't work here." Which is just more BS tactics from you to pull a win for your darling little wizard.

If you're going to limit feats/powers to the strictest, then Voldermort never "mind controlled" someone in a car, so he can't. AT-ATs never destroyed a 70's Dodge, so they can't. So on and so forth with that ridiculous angle of debate you like to bring up when you've got nothing.

And now for some Conway Twitty.

BS tactics to pull a win for my darling wizard? Harry's in the car, dude.

The mission was to save a Christian orphanage. Why would God extend divine protection to a wizard and a chick from another galaxy? Much less an Ewok?

But the bigger question is: Why start this thread in the first place, if even Superman cannot stop them?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
BS tactics to pull a win for my darling wizard? Harry's in the car, dude.

The mission was to save a Christian orphanage. Why would God extend divine protection to a wizard and a chick from another galaxy? Much less an Ewok?

But the bigger question is: Why start this thread in the first place, if even Superman cannot stop them?

Ah, so now you'll try and gimp the B Brothers of their onscreen feats and abilities.

Cos God loves all his children, big, small, here, there or far, far away, even retards. Basic Christian tenet, that.

Was a thread made for fun and I suspect he excepted people (aka you) to pull their willy over the wizard. But yeah, chars with devine status or protection are poor combatants.

Originally posted by Robtard
Ah, so now you'll try and gimp the B Brothers of their onscreen feats and abilities.

Cos God loves all his children, big, small, here, there or far, far away, even retards. Basic Christian tenet, that.

Was a thread made for fun and I suspect he excepted people (aka you) to pull their willy over the wizard. But yeah, chars with devine status or protection are poor combatants.

Just saying, it doesn't make any sense. But hey, slurp away.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Just saying, it doesn't make any sense. But hey, slurp away.

Says the guy on the constant wizard-cock high.

Originally posted by Robtard
Says the guy on the constant wizard-cock high.

With Dumbledore dead, someone has to smoke Harry's Hairy wand. I do not see Hermione stepping up to the Hogsmeade plate.