How I'd survive a zombie apocalypse .

"Ask Rodney King"

Exactly.

Dude knows all about blunt objects to the dome.

Nobody knows about energy swords to the dome. Know why? 'cause nobody survives an energy sword to the dome. Not even Jesus.

Actually Jesus would tank it.

Oh hey, what's stopping me from impaling a zombies half rotten skull and destroying the brain with this?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm. And it'll get stuck in bone.

What bone?

Skull.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah. I'm strong as hell and an ex ballplayer, I know how to swing a bat with deadly force. One swing and their brain is destroyed.

Yeah, you could take your bat, hit them with it, then blood will splatter on you and you get infected and turn into a zombie.

Sounds like a good idea to me.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Skull.

In WWI that trench spike was used to impale into the heads of the enemy. Because it was so tight and small melee weapons were only of use. Guns were easily disarmed and knives were not as easy to disarm. Thus, this spike came in handy when the enemy came running into a trench, a man with one on each hand would strike his opponent in the skull thus smashing and destroying the brain.

Originally posted by Insomniatric
Yeah, you could take your bat, hit them with it, then blood will splatter on you and you get infected and turn into a zombie.

Sounds like a good idea to me.

Originally posted by mikeydude
Obviously your brain isn't working ill come back later....

In WWI that trench spike was used to impale into the heads of the enemy. Because it was so tight and small melee weapons were only of use. Guns were easily disarmed and knives were not as easy to disarm. Thus, this spike came in handy when the enemy came running into a trench, a man with one on each hand would strike his opponent in the skull thus smashing and destroying the brain.

.

Pwned.

Originally posted by Insomniatric
Yeah, you could take your bat, hit them with it, then blood will splatter on you and you get infected and turn into a zombie.

Sounds like a good idea to me.

Try again.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Baseball bat has longer reach, and has much more blunt force trauma. Besides, you're not a knife fighter.

Pwned.

That only happens with the rage virus. And nah, I'd be wearing protective gear. There'd be no exposed skin.

Try again.

Well seeing as how there would be no possible way zombie fluids could leak through the gear or the zombies could break through it and there are no other flaws with this idea, I still say go for it. 👆

Using nothing but a baseball bat against an army of zombies, hell what COULD go wrong?

It was already established long ago in another Zombie Apoc thread (in the GDF, iirc) that RJ would go around like this:

He's ****ed; he's not surviving.

Originally posted by Insomniatric
Well seeing as how there would be no possible way zombie fluids could leak through the gear or the zombies could break through it and there are no other flaws with this idea, I still say go for it. 👆

Using nothing but a baseball bat against an army of zombies, hell what COULD go wrong?

Pwned. HARD.

Nothing but a bat? I'd have guns, the bat would be my last line of defense.

Originally posted by Robtard
It was already established long ago in another Zombie Apoc thread (in the GDF, iirc) that RJ would go around like this:

He's ****ed; he's not surviving.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Chain mail shark suit.

Pwned. HARD.

Yeah because your head wouldn't be exposed, right?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Baseball bat has longer reach, and has much more blunt force trauma. Besides, you're not a knife fighter.

Pwned.

That only happens with the rage virus. And nah, I'd be wearing protective gear. There'd be no exposed skin.

Try again.

Originally posted by Insomniatric
Yeah because your head wouldn't be exposed, right?

Ski mask and motorcycle goggles.

HA.

Originally posted by mikeydude
U mad?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Ski mask and motorcycle goggles could easily be broken by the zombies.

Yes, I agree with that.