How I'd survive a zombie apocalypse .

Anything in real close range isn't good, besides some type of blade. A bowie knife would be great seeming as how its used as brass knuckles and a long ass blade at the same time.

Originally posted by Insomniatric
Yeah that's true.

Guess grenades wouldn't be a good idea.

If you're in really close range that is.

Blades suck because a zombie won't even know you cut it. best melee weapon is a baseball bat.

Bro, you can chop heads off.

Odds are your blade will get stuck in bone. Guaranteed. This isn't a hollywood movie, you aren't Black mamba.

Oh SHIT Mikey I pwned your ass.

Dude. Proven fact that a katana can slice through bone. What's stopping my 2 ft. Blade from going through bits of bone and cartilage? Especially if I have large amounts of adrenaline pumping through me.

Bong.

Because you don't know how to swing the damn thing.

Sigh.

"The Zombie Survival Guide praises the trench knife as "the best compact anti-zombie weapon on earth"."
Bowie knife is the modern day Trench knife.

Any more questions?

Stuck in bone.

That's an example. I can't find the picture that I had of a real bowie knife. It's about 18 inches long and 1/4 inch thick.

Mhm. And it'll get stuck in bone.

You take your Baseball bat. I'll be cutting heads off left and right while you are stuck in a corner waiting for me to save your ass.

Nah. I'm strong as hell and an ex ballplayer, I know how to swing a bat with deadly force. One swing and their brain is destroyed.

ill be fine. 😎

wtf is that.

Energy sword, halo.

Lame.

better than a baseball bat!

Nah. Baseball bat pwns. Just ask Rodney King.