How I'd survive a zombie apocalypse .

Started by Rogue Jedi19 pages

Originally posted by Phoenix3068
*hugs RJ* I have my ride incase a Zombie Apocalypse falls upon us! 😄
He also has two suburbans, a dump truck, and a Camaro ✅

Originally posted by Phoenix3068
I think your missing the point. Either way I'll be the gunman for whoever gives the most guns X3

YouTube video

well, i couldnt find my plan of action, but i did find my "Rules" 😛

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
Trust, but not too easily
Don't waste ammo
Kill it before it kills you
Look for signs of any kind
Always check the backseat
Shotgun Rain, always
Always look on the bright side of life
Know where you're going
Have a plan
Take a breather every once in a while
Never give up

guess ill go draw up my plan of action/survival now mhmm

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
well, i couldnt find my plan of action, but i did find my "Rules" 😛

You forgot: Never miss an opportunity to Roundhouse.

Best weapon to have:

YouTube video

voila
it isnt perfect, i know, but its a plan srug

In a "Real world"/"Non ideal" situation-

Step 1: As soon as you realize shit has hit the fan, book it to the mall.
Step 2: Find a delivery truck of some kind, then raid all usefull items, and clean out Gander Mountain of all their survival gear, guns and ammo.
Step 3: Find a place to fortify oneself, idealy in the mountains near a sourse of fresh water, cut off from civilization with fertile soil to grow food once rations run out.
Step 4: Profit $$$

In an "Ideal" Situation, i'd be rich thanks to my books and have already had everything set up in the mountains, as pointed out above. also i would already have an ample supply of guns, ammo and food stored in a special room if not a vault in my basement. there are fallout shelters that i believe are still useable around my city, so itd only be a matter of hop-scotching my way through them, hiding whatever form of transportation im using everytime, in order to make it to my destination

Originally posted by Robtard
You forgot: Never miss an opportunity to Roundhouse.

maybe for your rules, but unless the zombie is already on the ground for me to curb-stomp at ease, i dont do kicking srug

First thing that your gonna have to worry about in a ZA is Human Hostility.

Originally posted by Phoenix3068
First thing that your gonna have to worry about in a ZA is Human Hostility.

which is why i say VVV

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
Trust, but not too easily

Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
maybe for your rules, but unless the zombie is already on the ground for me to curb-stomp at ease, i dont do kicking srug

Better start training then! Cos ZA is coming!!!1!!!1!

as for weapons and supplies
i do prefer me some shotgun rain, as ive mentioned on numerous occasions, but its be smart to keep a variety.
for shotguns- something like a Franchi Spas 12, which is made of pure awesomeness
then something automatic- like a Kalashnikov[AK-47] or some kind of SMG[preferably silenced]
then pistols- like a Sig Sauer P220 or a Beretta 92
a hunting rifle/sniper rifle- possibly an M24 Sniper Weapon System
all guns would have flashlight attachments

other weapons would be- machete, axe, crowbar

supplies would include- food[duh], tools[to fix broken shit], bolt cutter[to break into places], some form of entertainment[books and whatnot to keep my sanity... what i have left of it that is 😛], medical supplies, seeds[for growing food], a knife [for shankin bitches who get all up in my grill]

clothing optional- a neck guard[like what some hockey players wear to protect their throats from getting cut up by skates] and possibly a motorcycle jacket. i think itd be best to keep as lightweight as possible cause id already be weighed down by weapons and various things when i and/or other survivors go scavenging. i dont think a helmet is such a goo option cause what if you get bitten and your friends cant shoot you to end your misery? 🙁

Machete is fail.

how so? hmm

Because it'll get stuck in bone. A katana would be better, a more narrow blade.

katana is a ***** to keep sharp and would break after a while
thats why youd dual weild a Machete/Pistol combo or what have you so while youre wrenching the blade free just go *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*!!!

Shotgun>>>>>>>>machine gun and pistol.

Blunt weapons>>>>>>>>>bladed weapons.

pistols are always good combined with shotgun rain cause shotguns take a while to reload, so while youre reloading, you can pick off zombies straggling over towards you

really, as long as you kill them, it doesnt matter bladed or blunt

Shaun of the Dead.

yeah, that movie ended up with the menslaving the zombies, i highly doubt that would happen IRL
im thinking long-term, youre thinking more like Shaun of the Dead

If I had to settle for a rifle, I'd go old school, like an M-14.