How I'd survive a zombie apocalypse .

Started by mikeydude19 pages

Originally posted by Phoenix3068
bullet resistant glass... why does that sound like a dumb idea in a zombie invasion in which a zombie is at your door and you need to shoot it.

Zombies can break through regular glass, Dummy.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Why would someone need a vehicle like that? Bit overkill, not to mention way impractical. What if you get a flat tire? What if it breaks down? Where you gonna find a tire or a part? A Suburban, well, just walk into any Auto zone and you're set.

So yeah, take your big wheel, I'll take the suburban.


Personally I would find a old truck that is able to work on and enhance.
Then add a Bobcat like bucket on the front, and the suspension to move it like a Bobcat....

As for weapons, I would choose something like a nice size blade.
And a MiniGun in the back of my truck along with two sawed off 20Gauge shotguns, and a pair of 32. Revolvers.
Oh, and an Intervention.
I like Sniping.

You'd do well to team up with me.

I'd just drive to RJ's place with my family. "Analysis" shows that living near water is one of the best options during a zombie apocolypse. Besides, my vitamins and protein powders, that I would bring with me, could become key to our survival.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I'd just drive to RJ's place with my family. "Analysis" shows that living near water is one of the best options during a zombie apocolypse. Besides, my vitamins and protein powders, that I would bring with me, could become key to our survival.
We will ROCK THEM.

We have an ocean side prison near my city.
Very well fenced off, grow lots of vegetables and pigs with other survivors and kill all the psychos.
We'll need milk vegies and meat for rare occasions. So we'll have to fight to start off with goats pigs and seeds.
Lots of weapons there too.
We will slowly take ground but not too far.
The worst enemy would be the other survivors.
Yeah I read Walking Dead. 😛

Prepare some boats for emergency evac to the many islands where we will also have lots of crops.

A world wide zombie apoc would do the world some good.

I'd stick with RJ so my transportation is secured,
while it'd be rough to trust people who very well might betray you and kill you for your supplies; without them you might not last more than a day if that. I'd probably go with something along the lines of an M4 Carbine with multiple attachments, including of course a Silencer and some variation of scopes for more accurate shots. Of course if your not a good marksman this would be a BAD option as the M4 isn't very good for taking something out.
I agree with the AK-47, it's fairly if not incredibly reliable and that's what your gonna want during a ZA. Something that you can fire without jamming and AK's don't jam often because of how they're made. Longer magazines would make for a much better choice; clear ones also tend to be better in my case incase you lose yourself firing and have no clue how many shots you have left in the midst of battle.
I like the Idea of an M14 or M21, you want a faster/accurate rifle to take them down and something like the Intervention has too much time based between shots that they could gain too much distance on you. Three guns isn't a problem if we have transportation.
Handgun wise, go with dual style I like the M1911 because of its ease and power. Like I said, if we're in a vehicle, most weapons can help; shotguns don't make much sense to me because if your moving you don't need to worry much about close range unless they can move at over 50mph.
I doubt that flashbang or smoke bombs will help at all; as far as I know zombies won't be too effected by the blinding abilities of these.

I'd go with a regular T-shirt, something not too big to reduce wind. I have some tactical gear but I'd only keep that at a minimum to protect myself from other survivors and environmental damage but I'm definitely keeping it light (note: shorter hair is better in this case)

Keeping food that doesn't spoil is also a good plan; Sorry boys there might be a lack of meat.

Fresh Water is good, we'd need medical supplies too, getting sick is a very bad thing at times like this.

Okay so that's my contributions for now =) and by the way, calling me an dummy because I feel that having bullet proof glass is pointless against Zombies because you'll need to shoot them. Yeah you're right, because zombies can't rip doors off, rip through metal, and quite possibly break bullet proof glass as in many cases they have been proven to be decently strong. Now of course, I would love to ridicule anyone who says the phrase "But you're talking about movies, this is real life" when it comes to how strong zombies are =)

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You'd do well to team up with me.
Originally posted by dadudemon
I'd just drive to RJ's place with my family. "Analysis" shows that living near water is one of the best options during a zombie apocolypse. Besides, my vitamins and protein powders, that I would bring with me, could become key to our survival.

I think going to Canada would be the best of choices just because, if we go near the Great Lakes then we have water, if we need open land to live, Its Canada. Plus the mountians would be a good resourse for our advantage.
Anyone know how to pilot any big machinery like an Apache.

Originally posted by Phoenix3068
I'd stick with RJ so my transportation is secured,
while it'd be rough to trust people who very well might betray you and kill you for your supplies; without them you might not last more than a day if that. I'd probably go with something along the lines of an M4 Carbine with multiple attachments, including of course a Silencer and some variation of scopes for more accurate shots. Of course if your not a good marksman this would be a BAD option as the M4 isn't very good for taking something out.
AK's JAM ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!
I like the Idea of an M14 or M21, you want a faster/accurate rifle to take them down and something like the Intervention has too much time based between shots that they could gain too much distance on you. Three guns isn't a problem if we have transportation.
Handgun wise, go with dual style I like the M1911 because of its ease and power. Like I said, if we're in a vehicle, most weapons can help; shotguns don't make much sense to me because if your moving you don't need to worry much about close range unless they can move at over 50mph.
I doubt that flashbang or smoke bombs will help at all; as far as I know zombies won't be too effected by the blinding abilities of these.

I'd go with a regular T-shirt, something not too big to reduce wind. I have some tactical gear but I'd only keep that at a minimum to protect myself from other survivors and environmental damage but I'm definitely keeping it light (note: shorter hair is better in this case)

Keeping food that doesn't spoil is also a good plan; Sorry boys there might be a lack of meat.

Fresh Water is good, we'd need medical supplies too, getting sick is a very bad thing at times like this.

Okay so that's my contributions for now =) and by the way, calling me an dummy because I feel that having bullet proof glass is pointless against Zombies because you'll need to shoot them. Yeah you're right, because zombies can't rip doors off, rip through metal, and quite possibly break bullet proof glass as in many cases they have been proven to be decently strong. Now of course, I would love to ridicule anyone who says the phrase "But you're talking about movies, this is real life" when it comes to how strong zombies are =)


Zombies still need to see, they cant just go on walking and shit without sight. So, your arguement is invalid. Chief.

Zombies Dear, are superhuman beings with no thought process but to Feed.
They can do a number of things, like run without getting fatigued, use they're own bodies a can-openers. Oh, and they WILL kill other zombies to achieve they're goal.
Personally im sure John will agree with me on this, but your choice in weapons is poor, all of those guns are junk. the M1Carbine maybe the only one usefull if in case you need to take out a avrage number of zombies in a zip.
But there is always other things for that situation.

Im sure most people who have some sort of sanity, will resort to leaning on other people to live with. I personally would go nuts if I was the last alive.
I have a fear of being alone. When I watched I am Legend for the first time I knew his pain. I actually cried, because I have felt that way before.
But when the shit hits the fan. I would choose DA, and John to stick with because DA is a BIG FUDRUCKER, and John well, he's like me he actually has common sense.

Enough of this its almost a waste of time.

Go to inhabited island by stealing a boat and smuggling few rations and basic needs for survival. and gas. then just evade the chaos.

live like cast away style

You would die.
Juss sayin.

i will not die cuz there is a gun shop near by my home. i would just steal/raid/loot on the chaos. then as I am preping a stolen boat to cast away. i would kill few zombies that is blocking my way. (would not kill zombies who are just standing around doing nothing/wandering. its waste of bullets)

Cool story, but you would die because what if your gas spills when you get to your island?
You have no gas, you are stranded. Oh, and you have no means of surviving. Island=Fail.
Next.

thats the idea... get stranded. and live cast away style.

full automatic 12 guage shotgun with many easy to load clips

a couple boxes of these

must get a few of these

all in conjunction with my earler post.

@Mikey oh right and shotguns are the right way to go? Yes, let's go with a shotgun so that we can't hit a zombie until it's at least within leaping distance of us. Oh wait, that's right you live in the magical land where a shotgun can hit a zombie 200 yards away right? Better yet, let's all just use socks with soap in them and beat the zombies to death! What a perfect idea!

Hey, how about rather than trashing my idea you accept that it's my choice what I take and what I do. "This is how I'd survive a zombie apocalypse" not "how I'd trash everyone else's idea"

Insulting people isn't necessary either, a simple "That might not be the best idea" would suffice.

Originally posted by complexbrother
a couple boxes of these

heartbearn medicine? haermm
srsly?
lololol "oh shit, were in the middle of a Zombie Apocalypse... but i have terrible heartburn
this gash in my leg can wait, i just have to take care of my heartburn"

Zombieland has some pretty useful rules - plus it's a fun movie 😄

Oh my, .22 rifle and a 9mm handgun is all you need. Light, easy to find, reliable and you can carry lots and lots of ammo. Bunch of tools totting around AK47s and RPGs, this isn't Africa.

You want to shoot zombies in the head, not spray them with endless rounds and pray you get a headshot.

Originally posted by Robtard
Oh my, .22 rifle and a 9mm handgun is all you need. Light, easy to find, reliable and you can carry lots and lots of ammo. Bunch of tools totting around AK47s and RPGs, this isn't Africa.

You want to shoot zombies in the head, not spray them with endless rounds and pray you get a headshot.

.22 is fail. 9mm handgun is OK, I'd go with an 8 shot .357 revolver.

Remember those sentry guns from Aliens? Yeah, a few of those too.

Here's what I'd carry:

Winchester Defender

.357 Magnum, one on each hip

Beretta 93R, two of them, full auto, in shoulder holsters

And on my back, these:

I always liked the idea of poly-filler from the hardware...they're an aerosol can that sprays out foam into cracks in the wall & hardens to plaster.

I think it would be hillarious spraying it into zombies' mouths & the stuff hardening up so they can't bite back.