What extra ability....

Started by rotiart9 pages
Originally posted by Parmaniac
Prof X needs a connection to the speedforce har har har

Almost anyone with a connection to speedforce becomes uber...
But barring stuff like that...
And without trying to turn one character into another that already exists...
Absorbing man being able to recall things he's
touched...
Gambit being at new sun levels.
Sabretooth having adamantium skin/claws
Luke cage getting a healing factor
Bishop getting a strength amp onto of his energy blasts
Sebastian shaw getting energy blasts on top of his stength amp
Doctor octopus getting adamanium skin as well as tentacles so he doesn't get so many broken faces...
Mimic being able to recall any powerset hes ever copied
Give firestorm some kind of uber intelligence...
Or most bricks karnaks ability to spot weaknesses
Increase quasars powerset to include manipulation of any... Energy type and not just most... Ie.. Annihilus can't kill him 🙁
I think spiderman getting fast healing... Or a SSS equivalent of non tiring like captain America....
Wolverine getting shape shifting abilities? Like what mystique at her best showings phasing etc did... On top of his powerset would be crazy..
Quicksilver with bannertech...
Spawn with brick level strength
Dr doom being given just more stories where he actually display uber magic... Instead of just talking about it...
Beast being given brass knuckles... I just like the look...
Cyclops not being limited to firing from his eyes.
Sentry not having a glass jaw?
Thor having legitimately proven superman speed.
History being rewritten so Thing is able to revert to human form at any time...his poor self-esteem... Poor guy...
Black bolt being able to talk normally...
Submariner actually having all the powers of all aquatic life as he was originally displayed... Power of the electric eel ftw!!
Emma frost being able to use both her powers simultaneous
Xavier having telekinetic on top of telepathic
Legion not having a fractured mind

Originally posted by rotiart
Almost anyone with a connection to speedforce becomes uber...
It was a joke because you know the guy can't really run cause he's sitting in a wheelchair.

He can roll really fast? :-P

Apocalypse + ftl speed.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
A hilarious post from another website:

"The Mother****ing Flash

Now, I don't know how many of you dogs of the scurviest sea read comics, but I do a big pile of comics. One thing that blows my mind is how completely insane the powers in the DC universe are. Look at Superman. This guy has more powers than French restaurants have ways to say "your taste in wine is atrocious". He has powers to do with every part of his body and then some. He forgets powers sometimes. He can shoot heat rays out of his eyes, frost breath from his mouth and red son radiation from his ass. He's that sort of crazy dude. All because he absorbs solar radiation.

Look at Batman. His power? The anti-power. Sure, he should be some tame, kung fun master of not much, but instead he's the hottest shit to ever shit on a plate. You got a power? He'll find your weakness and give you seizures or heart attacks. He'll light you on fire when you're sleeping or make you recharge your green lantern ring in the power outlet. Ten thousand volts of **** you batman. That's Batman.

But the ****ing Flash, my god, my ****ING GOD, this man has the greatest powers of all. If Superman's powers are being sucked off by twin super models and batman coming home to discover your wife is not only bisexual but has two friends she wants you to 'get in on' then the Flash is an orgy with a thousand women who also want to pay your World of Warcraft billing. And click the mouse for you. This man is just that ****ing hot. They have to power him down in the comics half the time just to keep him from doing everyone else's job.

Ok first off, he can travel at lightspeed. Mother ****! Not only does he travel at lightspeed, but time slows down for him. So he feels like he's having a casual jog or reading the paper, meanwhile, his feet are moving so fast you can hear him coming from Montana while he's already gotten to Arizona. That's ****ing fast. But wait! The ability to move at Lightspeed just isn't ****ing enough!

I know! Christ this guy can punch you so many times in a second you've been hit five times in the cock and two times everywhere else. You think you're about to fight the Flash and then it hits you, for the last split second he's beaned your beanbags with more blows than you had sperm. But no, there's more!

The Flash can also vibrate through walls. Now last I heard, you can not move so fast you can vibrate through walls, so what actually happens is the Flash is so fast he can pick and choose the movement of his individual molecules and move them through other solid objects, phasing through solid matter like it ain't no thing. I mean you think a guy who runs at lightspeed would run into shit but no, the Flash just goes right through them. To top that with a cherry and some whipped cream (which the Flash made in like a millisecond, ****er) he can selectively choose to cause objects to be "okay" afterwards or ****ING EXPLODE. That's right. He can run through you and make you blow up by transfering kinetic energy into you. Like Jesus. IT's bad enough you can't hit this guy, but he doesn't even have to punch you. Now your testicles have exploded and you're thinking you're about to hit him. Jesus? Just give it up. He's the ****ing Flash.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master

Now imagine that somehow there's someone who can get around the Flash blowing your balls up secret ninja technique. Ok. He can also control the flow of energy between objects. This power makes no sense but basically he can throw a rock at you, and you think it's going slow and then he's like WHOOHOOO WIZARDLY FLASH POWERS and bam it's going at lightspeed. So he can throw seven million rocks at you in a second then make them all goes different speeds thus striking your nads with seven million rocks one after the other.

But wait! There's more! He can also take energy from the very power of speed and make clothes out of it. Yes. Flash makes his pants out of GOES FAST. The man is so fast he can make Flash pants that GOES FAST go right into. I don't even start to understand the physics of that but basically SPEED == REALLY TIGHT UNDERWEAR AND COOL LIGHTNING THINGIES OVER THE EAR. You would think this is the end of it but ok let's say Flash is fighting Superman and shit he's going to lose and **** how is Superman THIS ****ing strong? I don't know he must be Superman fused with Batman into some sort of guy with tons of plans on how to punch you far harder than anyone else ok to end it off the Flash can GO BACK OR FORWARD IN TIME ON COMMAND.

How do you beat this dude? You're thinking you're hashing him good, laying down the beatdown, missing your balls and suddenly BAM YOUR MOM FELL DOWN THE STAIRS TWENTY YEARS AGO and there's a dent in your forehead and Superman not thunk so gud no more. Actually she didn't fall down the stairs the Flash put speed into them so they fell up her! **** you Flash! You moved the stairs to Soviet ****ing russia! RUSH-A! *****.

Oh, and lastly his greatest power is he isn't fast in bed. He takes it slow and gets all the ladies with his superpowers then actually satisfies them in the sack. Who the Hell is this guy? You'd think he could AT LEAST be a premature ejaculator since his penis is moving at lightspeed but NOOOO he's even good in bed.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Wolverine sucks cock and should go die in a freak greasefire."

😂

That may need to be in the Flash respect thread.

Originally posted by Badabing
😂

That may need to be in the Flash respect thread.

I only read the last haft but it pretty dam funny. I just dont get why at the end he says "thats why wolverine sucks" am I missing some sort of context, it came out of no were, but made me crack up. 😆

Originally posted by Badabing
😂

That may need to be in the Flash respect thread.

I'll do it. 😈 Yea, that's about the funniest thing I've ever read.

Re: What extra ability....

Wolverine - a growth spurt.

Superman - A manufactured kryptonite by Superman that he can use for extreme emergencies. He can eat it or just pull it out, but the effect is that it gives him the same enhancements as a 1 day sundip.

Hulk - The ability to start giving off gamma radiation at will. Either focused to create limited time hulks (for allies when he needs them) or focus on causing enemies pain. Or both, just depending on dosage and how much he exerts.

Thor - More of a focus on his spell casting abilities. Including a spell that gives him super speed, since he needs it.

Spiderman - Add variations to his web such as electrical currents, spider venom (to induce paralysis), etc etc.

Batman (something additional added to his suit) - A mouth cover. I personally think it's stupid to show your chin like he does. A stray bullet can kill him there - moreso than hitting protected kelvar at least. People can also identify that he is at least a white male - if they are not scared shitless when they see him.

Shadow stepping seems like a logical power-up in terms of symbolizing, but not keeping in with the powerless aspect of Batman. Maybe a tech feature he uses only around the JLA?

Il'll give Superman Mr Fantastic's stretching ability.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
1 Dimensional? He can do damn near what he wants and stomps just about anybody on the list of high herald.

Insane speed, conjuring things out of nowhere, stopping and charging kinetic energy, time travel... He would only seem one dimensional at first glance. Flash is definitely pretty close to being the most powerful hero when he's not goofing around.

Close but no cigar. Check my sig for THE premier high herald who could take flash day of the week and twice on sundays. 😛

As to the thread, Give surfer his exiles mindset and hed be good to go. No need for extra abilities, he can do pretty much everything...

Re: Re: What extra ability....

Originally posted by Blair Wind
Wolverine - a growth spurt.

Superman - A manufactured kryptonite by Superman that he can use for extreme emergencies. He can eat it or just pull it out, but the effect is that it gives him the same enhancements as a 1 day sundip.

Hulk - The ability to start giving off gamma radiation at will. Either focused to create limited time hulks (for allies when he needs them) or focus on causing enemies pain. Or both, just depending on dosage and how much he exerts.

Thor - More of a focus on his spell casting abilities. Including a spell that gives him super speed, since he needs it.

Spiderman - Add variations to his web such as electrical currents, spider venom (to induce paralysis), etc etc.

Batman (something additional added to his suit) - A mouth cover. I personally think it's stupid to show your chin like he does. A stray bullet can kill him there - moreso than hitting protected kelvar at least. People can also identify that he is at least a white male - if they are not scared shitless when they see him.

Shadow stepping seems like a logical power-up in terms of symbolizing, but not keeping in with the powerless aspect of Batman. Maybe a tech feature he uses only around the JLA?

I agree with that spiderman ability, that would be something very useful.

👆 acidic webbing, like he used against Sandman would be cool aswell.

Originally posted by Naija boy
Close but no cigar. Check my sig for THE premier high herald who could take flash day of the week and twice on sundays. 😛

As to the thread, Give surfer his exiles mindset and hed be good to go. No need for extra abilities, he can do pretty much everything...

exiles surfer was a dick

Originally posted by 753
exiles surfer was a dick

Yeah he was, but in surfers line of work (searching out planets for annihilation) being a dick is nice thing to have on the resume. makes stuff much easier.

Thor needs a high speed, high range, nigh-instant form of teleporting, no Mjolnir for it either. Or some other ability that allows him to fight and move at great distances in a short period of time.

Flash could theoretically travel back in time and be his own grandpappy...

Originally posted by rotiart
Flash could theoretically travel back in time and be his own grandpappy...
Fry from futurama did that.

Re: What extra ability....

Originally posted by carver9
What extra ability would you give these people to make them complete? You can only give them one extra power... what would that be?

Wolverine
Superman
Hulk
Thor
Spiderman
Batman (something additional added to his suit)
Wonder Woman

Example:

Wolverine: I would make him a 15 tonner.
Superman: the ability to shoot cosmic blast from his hands.
Hulk: more speed
Thor: super speed
Spiderman: hulk level healing factor
Batman: super strength added to his suit
Wonder woman: electricity generating from her hands that adds on to her punching power.

Please give them a minor power... no matter manipulating... etc.

The Power cosmic would round out everyone on the list.

Originally posted by Naija boy
Yeah he was, but in surfers line of work (searching out planets for annihilation) being a dick is nice thing to have on the resume. makes stuff much easier.

Like lubricant?

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Thor needs a high speed, high range, nigh-instant form of teleporting, no Mjolnir for it either. Or some other ability that allows him to fight and move at great distances in a short period of time.

He could ride the lightning.

Originally posted by Naija boy
Close but no cigar. Check my sig for THE premier high herald who could take flash day of the week and twice on sundays. 😛

As to the thread, Give surfer his exiles mindset and hed be good to go. No need for extra abilities, he can do pretty much everything...

I did say damn near. Surfer on the forum depends on his mood. Take away CIS and Flash is about the most ridiculous thing on the forum besides ultra end characters.