Silverback Gorilla vs Kodiak Bear

Started by Robtard11 pages

And for all the bear fanboys in here, just look at how the gorilla uses its superior agility and intelligence.

YouTube video

Bear hasn't a chance.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Bear. Comparable or superior strength+crushing jaws and sharp claws.
Sharp claws FTW.

Besides, the bear has better screen feats.

Originally posted by Robtard
And for all the bear fanboys in here, just look at how the gorilla uses its superior agility and intelligence.

YouTube video

Bear hasn't a chance.


That bear is tiny compared to the max size of an adult male Kodiak.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
That bear is tiny compared to the max size of an adult male Kodiak.

And that gorilla is small compared to a maxed out silverback. Yet the speed, agility and intelligence clearly shows that the bears brute force (all it has) is no match.

This is clearly one example of where "brains > brawn".

That picture doesn't help the bears plight much, as you'll notice despite the bears enormous mass and power, a stupid redneck with a more stupid smile took it down with a little bow.

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Originally posted by Robtard
And that gorilla is small compared to a maxed out silverback. Yet the speed, agility and intelligence clearly shows that the bears brute force (all it has) is no match.

This is clearly one example of where "brains > brawn".

That picture doesn't help the bears plight much, as you'll notice despite the bears enormous mass and power, a stupid redneck with a more stupid smile took it down with a little bow.


He's not a stupid redneck. He's an expert hunter with a top of the line 75 lb draw weight hunting bow.

That "stupid redneck" would **** up a Gorilla too with that bow and three-bladed steel broadhead arrows.

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Originally posted by Robtard
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Yes, yes, RJ. We're all keenly aware that Brad Pitt in number one on your 'Guys I'd Go Gay For' list (aka The G.I.G.G.F).
Nah, just pointing out the size of a fully grown Kodiak bear. I guess that was a kodiak? What's the difference between a Kodiak and a Grizzly? Aren't they members of the same family?

Originally posted by Omega Vision
He's not a stupid redneck. He's an expert hunter with a top of the line 75 lb draw weight hunting bow.

That "stupid redneck" would **** up a Gorilla too with that bow and three-bladed steel broadhead arrows.

Na, he's a stupid redneck with an even more stupid grin on his stupid face.

Hahahaha, no. The gorilla would never allow itself to be in the line of sight, let alone long enough for that retard to draw his little bow and aim. The gorilla would smell him coming a 1/2-mile to a mile away; then employ gorilla-guerrilla tactics and it would end up with the hunter running out of the lowlands with half a bow sticking out of his ass.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, just pointing out the size of a fully grown Kodiak bear. I guess that was a kodiak? What's the difference between a Kodiak and a Grizzly? Aren't they members of the same family?

Same family of brown bears, but the Kodiak (aka Alaskan Grizzly) is larger and has more of a box-shaped head.

Originally posted by Robtard
Na, he's a stupid redneck with an even more stupid grin on his stupid face.

Hahahaha, no. The gorilla would never allow itself to be in the line of sight, let alone long enough for that retard to draw his little bow and aim. The gorilla would smell him coming a 1/2-mile to a mile away; then employ gorilla-guerrilla tactics and it would end up with the hunter running out of the lowlands with half a bow sticking out of his ass.


Haters gonna hate.

Yes Gorillas are unhuntable. Which is why Gorillas haven't been nearly driven to extinction by hunters with far less skill than Bob Fromme...

...oh wait.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Haters gonna hate.

Yes Gorillas are unhuntable. Which is why Gorillas haven't been nearly driven to extinction by hunters with far less skill than Bob Fromme...

...oh wait.

Nonsense, just telling it like it is.

Didn't say that. Groups of 30 Africans with machetes and AK-47s are a far greater threat than that wannabe Green Arrow to a silverback.

For?

I gotta say, that looked more like a bigfoot to me.

Was that from the Six Million Dollar Man?

Where is this fight taking place?

Originally posted by skekUng
I gotta say, that looked more like a bigfoot to me.

Was that from the Six Million Dollar Man?

Hahahahaahahaaaahahahaha, bigfeet don't exist, they're myth.

No, that's a show, this was footage captured by some brave campers.

Originally posted by skekUng
Where is this fight taking place?

Where all internet fights take place unless specified. The Thunderdome!

Originally posted by Robtard
Where all internet fights take place unless specified. The Thunderdome!

Oh. So, it is a cage match! Good to hear.

Gorilla wins.

To those saying the Gorilla would win what are you basing this on? The Bear is bigger, stronger, faster, and has teeth and claws the gorilla doesn't. Gorillas fight like humans, with their fists. Strong as it is, the Gorilla would unlikely be able to hurt the bear. A 600 pound male black bear would probably defeat a silverback, a1500 lb Kodiak is just plain overkill.

Originally posted by Omega Vision
That bear is tiny compared to the max size of an adult male Kodak.


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Originally posted by Omega Vision
He's not a stupid redneck. He's an expert hunter with a top of the line 75 lb draw weight hunting bow.

That "stupid redneck" would **** up a Gorilla too with that bow and three-bladed steel broadhead arrows.

I hate people who hunt and kill animals just for sport. They should all be rounded up and placed in extermination camps.