Superman, Hancock and Hulk VS Hogwarts.

Started by BruceSkywalker36 pages

just how many wizard threads must we all endure..

hogwarts gets destroyed.. none of the spells will work

Hulk may get death spelled, but Superman and Hancock solo. There is no f*cking way that an aimed spell is going to connect with two flyers who have super speed and super air agility. Supes and Hancock can dodge any and all spells, Supes especially. Superman can fly at near light speeds. The Fagwart spells will NOT connect with the flyers. The flyers then solo.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Protego (Shield Charm)
Pronunciation: /proʊˈteɪɡoʊ/ proh-TAY-goh
Description: The Shield Charm[20] causes minor to strong jinxes, curses, and hexes to rebound upon the attacker, or at least prevents them from having their full effect. It can also cause a shield to erupt from the caster's wand.
Seen/mentioned: First seen in Goblet of Fire, in which Harry Potter is taught this spell by Hermione Granger in preparation for the third task in the Triwizard Tournament. Also used throughout the series. Examples are in Order of the Phoenix when Harry blocks Snape's Legilimency after a lengthy Occlumency lessons and when Harry is duelling the Death Eaters. Harry later uses this spell in Half-Blood Prince to block Snape's jinx when he was showing Ron how to cast a spell without saying a word. Hermione later uses it in Deathly Hallows to separate Ron and Harry when they are fighting.
Suggested etymology: Latin protego meaning "to protect".[12]
Notes: Cannot block Avada Kedavra.

A Charm? A Shield? sounds like a temporary telekinetic shield that also works on spells. It's also TEMPORARY requires words said or a gesture not enough time to avoid having their head popped by speedsters.

In one of the HP movies, Death Eaters are shown trying to fly through the shield charm around Hogwarts. They bounced right off. It is a permanent shield.

And what Impediment said, it's unlikely that Supes or Hancock are caught mid flight by a death spell. IF they are, however, they'll die.

Hulk? Easy target for a death spell.

Originally posted by Impediment
Hulk may get death spelled, but Superman and Hancock solo. There is no f*cking way that an aimed spell is going to connect with two flyers who have super speed and super air agility.
Confundus and Immobulus are not "aimed spells." I mean they are, but not really, not like stupefy. They can be cast in the general direction of the victim. Especially Confundus.

Supes and Hancock have no precog, they won't be able to tell where and when a wizard teleports. So.....Voldy apparates Hermione thousands of feet away, under cover, and when Supes/Hancock fly over Hogwarts, she whispers Confundus.

Simple, innit? 😄

Originally posted by Robtard
Superman can dig under Hogwarts; fly it into outer orbit and throw it towards the sun. He could probably throw it from the ground, as Hogwarts weighs nothing compared to the island he lifted, while hurt and weak.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Simple, innit? 😄

Indeed it is.

Originally posted by Robtard
Indeed it is.
lol and the wizards just stay inside, yeah? One word, APPARITION. Another word, SHIELD CHARM.

The wizards can just apparate away as he lifts Hogwarts, then death spell him as he's doing so.

The shield charm was shown bouncing off flying death eaters.

So, as I said. Confundus and Immobulus are not "aimed spells." I mean they are, but not really, not like stupefy. They can be cast in the general direction of the victim. Especially Confundus.

Supes and Hancock have no precog, they won't be able to tell where and when a wizard teleports. So.....Voldy apparates Hermione thousands of feet away, under cover, and when Supes/Hancock fly over Hogwarts, she whispers Confundus.

I cannot even begin to wrap my mind over the fact that he actually thinks the shield cham will stop mother****ing Superman. It just boggles the mind.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I cannot even begin to wrap my mind over the fact that he actually thinks the shield cham will stop [b]mother****ing Superman. It just boggles the mind. [/B]
The shield charm from the movie had death eaters bouncing right off of it. Is there a way you can prove it won't do the same to Supes?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
lol and the wizards just stay inside, yeah? One word, APPARITION. Another word, SHIELD CHARM.

The wizards can just apparate away as he lifts Hogwarts, then death spell him as he's doing so.

The shield charm was shown bouncing off flying death eaters.

So, as I said. Confundus and Immobulus are not "aimed spells." I mean they are, but not really, not like stupefy. They can be cast in the general direction of the victim. Especially Confundus.

Supes and Hancock have no precog, they won't be able to tell where and when a wizard teleports. So.....Voldy apparates Hermione thousands of feet away, under cover, and when Supes/Hancock fly over Hogwarts, she whispers Confundus.

They leave the safety of Hogwarts shields; Hancock and Hulk **** them up, while Hulk is likely to get tagged by a death-spell while he's stomping some wizards, Hancock isn't due to his speed.

Superman lifted an island from sea-level to outer orbit in a minute or so. Hogwarts would likely just get tossed into space, like a softball.

In the end they have the option of being thrown into space along with Hogwarts if they decide to try and hide inside, or they can leave and get speed-blitz in under a second. I'd guess they'd opt to go down fighting.

Edit: Does the shield surround Hogwarts like a bubble, extending underground as well? If not, Superman and Hancock dig under, go inside and speed-blitz Hogwarts until it's covered in red.

The shield charm from the movie had death eaters bouncing right off of it. Is there a way you can prove it won't do the same to Supes?

Yes. Superman can fly at lightspeed. He can fly so fast he goes backwards in time. The charm has never shown the ability to stop something generating that much force or momentum. Superman, who lifted an entire continent made of kryptonite and chucked it into space, will tear through the thing like tissue paper. Hell, I doubt he'd even acknowledge its existence at all.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Yes. Superman can fly at lightspeed. The charm has never shown the ability to stop something generating that much force or momentum. Superman, who lifted an entire continent made of kryptonite and chucked it into space, will tear through the thing like [b]tissue paper. Hell, I doubt he'd even acknowledge its existence at all. [/B]
Tear through it like toilet paper? Seriously, this is what you're gonna go with?

Originally posted by Nephthys
I cannot even begin to wrap my mind over the fact that he actually thinks the shield cham will stop [b]mother****ing Superman. It just boggles the mind. [/B]

It is magic, so there's no real way to say definitely yes or no. But hiding inside is a death-trap.

Superman solos. the wizards are much too slow.

Movie Superman has never shown to be vulnerable to magic. Even so, the magic isn't actually affecting him at all, its just creating a barrier.

Tear through it like toilet paper? Seriously, this is what you're gonna go with?

Yes. Though I actually said tissue paper. Its more flimsy then the toilet stuff.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Movie Superman has never shown to be vulnerable to magic. Even so, the magic isn't actually affecting him at all, its just creating a barrier.
Yeah I'm gonna call bullshit on that. A vanishing spell or transfiguration will work just fine on him. Even Petrificus totalus.

LMAO...

Originally posted by the ninjak
Bloodlusted battle.

murderstompage!

Originally posted by marwash22
Superman solos. the wizards are much too slow.
Confundus, Immobulus.

Originally posted by Robtard
It is magic, so there's no real way to say definitely yes or no. But hiding inside is a death-trap.
Wow, dude.....Apparition.

Yeah I'm gonna call bullshit on that. A vanishing spell or transfiguration will work just fine on him. Even Petrificus totalus.

Prove transfiguration can affect something as durable as Superman. Prove Petrificus totalus can hold something as strong.

Dunno about the vanishing. Good luck hitting him with it though.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Wow, dude.....Apparition.

Wow, dude... covered:

Originally posted by Robtard
In the end they have the option of being thrown into space along with Hogwarts if they decide to try and hide inside, or they can leave and get speed-blitz in under a second. I'd guess they'd opt to go down fighting.

and this:

Originally posted by Robtard
Edit: Does the shield surround Hogwarts like a bubble, extending underground as well? If not, Superman and Hancock dig under, go inside and speed-blitz Hogwarts until it's covered in red.