Superman, Hancock and Hulk VS Hogwarts.

Started by Rogue Jedi36 pages

Originally posted by Nephthys
Prove transfiguration can affect something as durable as Superman. Prove Petrificus totalus can hold something as strong.

Dunno about the vanishing. Good luck hitting him with it though.

Transfiguration was shown turning Draco into a ferret. Then other objects into steel goblets, then back to their original form. It never showed any limits.

Immobulus. Confundus. Arresto Momentum.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Confundus, Immobulus.
I assume "Bloodlusted" means Superman isn't phucking around and that morality is off which means the wizards will be dead before they ever get a chance to draw their wands.

Originally posted by Robtard
Wow, dude... covered:

and this:

haermm Read the OP:

Originally posted by the ninjak
The Watcher....a powerful being that can create alternate realities summons Superman from the DC Universe and Hulk and Abomination from the Marvel Universe, plus Hancock from his and tells them of a school full of Wizards that must be eradicated unless the universe falls apart!

Voldemort's Death Eaters will aid Dumbledore in this epic Siege differences aside in the name of survival.

Who wins. Battle takes place at Hogwarts. Noon. After Goblet of Fire. Bloodlusted battle.

The wizards will be aware via the hall of prophesies. They'll have years to prepare for the attack. They'll even know of Luthor and his kryptonite island. So........Snape uses a time turner, goes back in time, grabs a big ass piece of the island, and has it at Hogwarts.

As for Hancock, same. Voldemort uses a time turner, goes back in time to when Hancock was weakened, and death spells him?

Hulk is the wizards *****.

That's all, folks.

Barty Crouch or Fudge summons the Dementors. The wizards apparate away until the Dementors mop up.

Next question.

Originally posted by marwash22
I assume "Bloodlusted" means Superman isn't phucking around and that morality is off which means the wizards will be dead before they ever get a chance to draw their wands.
Read what I just said.

Transfiguration was shown turning Draco into a ferret. Then other objects into steel goblets, then back to their original form. It never showed any limits.

Assuming that just because something has no shown limits that it has none is a fallacy genius. It's called the no-limits fallacy. I know, high-brow stuff. Its understandable that you've never heard of it.


Immobulus. Confundus. Arresto Momentum.

What part of 'the mother****ing speed of light' do you not understand? How about 'bloodlusted'? Hell, How about this; Supes immediately goes back in time and demolishes Hogwarts before the fight even started. Instant-win.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Assuming that just because something has no shown limits that it has none is a fallacy genius. It's called the no-limits fallacy. I know, high-brow stuff. Its understandable that you've never heard of it.

What part of 'the mother****ing speed of light' do you not understand? How about 'bloodlusted'? Hell, How about this; Supes immediately goes back in time and demolishes Hogwarts before the fight even started. Instant-win.

Ah, but you see, the wizards will already know of the attack via the hall of prophesies. They'll travel back in time and vanish baby Superman.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Read what I just said.
lulz. you're reaching, brah.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Assuming that just because something has no shown limits that it has none is a fallacy genius. It's called the no-limits fallacy. I know, high-brow stuff. Its understandable that you've never heard of it.

Time turner. Luthor's island. Kryptonite.

Thanks for playing.

The wizards will be aware via the hall of prophesies. They'll have years to prepare for the attack. They'll even know of Luthor and his kryptonite island. So........Snape uses a time turner, goes back in time, grabs a big ass piece of the island, and has it at Hogwarts.

No they won't. No prep. And that isn't how the Hall of Prophesies works, moron. Have you actually read the books? I'm being serious. Do you know anything about Harry Potter? Like, at all?

Barty Crouch or Fudge summons the Dementors. The wizards apparate away until the Dementors mop up.

Hogwarts you illiterate chimp. What part of Hogwarts made you think Crouch or Fudge is in any way a part of this thread. Jesus ****ing Christ....

Originally posted by marwash22
lulz. you're reaching, brah.
How so? I merely named wizard powers that were shown in the movies. Everything I named was shown in the movies. Brah.

Ah, but you see, the wizards will already know of the attack via the hall of prophesies. They'll travel back in time and vanish baby Superman.

facepalm2

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
haermm Read the OP:

The wizards will be aware via the hall of prophesies. They'll have years to prepare for the attack. They'll even know of Luthor and his kryptonite island. So........Snape uses a time turner, goes back in time, grabs a big ass piece of the island, and has it at Hogwarts.

As for Hancock, same. Voldemort uses a time turner, goes back in time to when Hancock was weakened, and death spells him?

Hulk is the wizards *****.

That's all, folks.

Barty Crouch or Fudge summons the Dementors. The wizards apparate away until the Dementors mop up.

Next question.

I did read the OP and what you're doing now is pure fail; here's why:

1) You're giving the wizards prep when none was stated.

2) Ignoring that you're breaking the rules and allowing the wizards prep, you're giving powers to the wizards which they've never shown. Namely having the ability in traveling into other franchises and back. IE They're not "The Watcher" type of beings mentioned in the OP, not even close.

So no, no "next question", wizards still die via speed-blitz.

Originally posted by Nephthys
No they won't. No prep. And that isn't how the Hall of Prophesies works, moron. Have you actually read the books? I'm being serious. Do you know [b]anything about Harry Potter? Like, at all?[/b]
Several times. The prophecy from OOTP was informative enough.

It'll say something like "Flying men with super powers are coming", the wizards will figure out it's Hancock and Supes (how many flying super heroes are around lulz), and execute their PREEMPTIVE strike.

It's beautiful.

[b] Hogwarts you illiterate chimp. What part of Hogwarts made you think Crouch or Fudge is in any way a part of this thread. Jesus ****ing Christ.... [/B]
Aw, really? Poo.

Originally posted by Robtard
I did read the op and what you're doing now is pure fail.

1) You're giving the wizards prep when none was stated.

2) Ignoring that you're breaking the rules and allowing prep you're giving powers to the wizards which they've never shown. Namely having the ability in traveling into other franchises.

So no, no "next question", wizards still die via speed-blitz.

Preemptive strike is not fail.

Taking away the Hall is gimping, surely you aren't doing that, are ya? 😉

What powers am I giving the wizards that have never been shown?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

What powers am I giving the wizards that have never been shown?

This:

Originally posted by Robtard
2) Ignoring that you're breaking the rules and allowing the wizards prep, you're giving powers to the wizards which they've never shown. Namely having the ability in traveling into other franchises and back. IE They're not "The Watcher" type of beings mentioned in the OP, not even close.

So no, no "next question", wizards still die via speed-blitz.

Originally posted by Robtard
This:
They all live on Earth, dude, as does Luthor. What's your point? They co-exist on the same planet.

Several times. The prophecy from OOTP was informative enough.

It'll say something like "Flying men with super powers are coming", the wizards will figure out it's Hancock and Supes (how many flying super heroes are around lulz), and execute their PREEMPTIVE strike.

It's beautiful.

No. Prep.

And I guess that must be why the ministry knew everything that was going to happen to them ever. Or why the Hall or Prophecies was used even once in the entire Mythos to successfully prevent something from happening. Or why attempting to do so totally didn't bite the person in the ass at all. Or how you can totally prove theres a prophecy about Superman in the hall.

Becuase if you can't your argument is basically, 'there might possibly be a prophecy in the Hall which the wizards can't actually get to anyway because they have no prep and which probably won't even be of any use to them at all even if they could.'

That is pretty beautiful actually.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
They all live on Earth, dude, as does Luthor. What's your point? They co-exist on the same planet.

Not the same Earth, dude.

Also, if you read the OP is clearly states they're from different realities/universes:

The Watcher....a powerful being that can create alternate realities summons Superman from the DC Universe and Hulk and Abomination from the Marvel Universe, plus Hancock from his and tells them of a school full of Wizards that must be eradicated unless the universe falls apart!

Prep or no prep, wizards can't handle Superman's speed, let alone Superman, Hancock and Hulk.

Ninjak elaborated on the OP here, as per forum rules:

Originally posted by the ninjak
They are there. Supes and Hancock in the sky Hulk and Abomination just outside the grounds.
And it's after Goblet of Fire so the whole school is there and Voldemort arrives with Deatheaters. The Comic characters blast holes in the schools walls Hulk screaming for their extinction.

"Supes and Hancock in the sky"....Never said they were flying at supersonic speeds.

So, I said this:

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You ****ed yourself.

Arresto Momentum slows Hancock and Supes to a crawl. Or immobulus freezes them. OR they are confundused. I could go on, but these will suffice. Avada kedavra.

The hall of prophesies will warn the wizards of the pending attack. They'll know about it long before it happens. They'll have more than enough time to plan a defense.

Now I know what you guys are saying, "ZOMG You're giving the wizards prep!!!" How? By quoting one of their powers? What if it were the Jedi and I said "The Jedi will use their precog and foresight to see what happens before it happens." What then? Would I be accused of giving the Jedi prep?

Nope.

Why? Because everyone loves the Jedi, at the same time hating on HP. It's hypocrisy at it's finest. It's perfectly fine to give the Jedi access to all their impressive powers, but the wizards? Nah, it's breaking forum rules!!!

Originally posted by Robtard
Not the same Earth, dude.

Also, if you read the OP is clearly states they're from different realities/universes:

Prep or no prep, wizards can't handle Superman's speed, let alone Superman, Hancock and Hulk.

If Supes and Hancock are "in the sky", then all it takes is one wizard whispering "confundus", then Supes and Hancock are done.