Hogwarts vs G1 Transformers movie TFS

Hound and Mirage project holograms that draw most of the wizards fire.

The Seekers go in.
Thundercracker sonic booms them.
Ramjet crashes in thought the roof, transforms and starts shooting all the surprised wizards that werent crushed by masonry as he crashed through,
Thrust snipes and Dirge wils over head firing and letting his dirge sound demoralise and depress the wizard forces.

Soundwave reads Voldemorts mind, and orders Bombshell to cerebro shell Voldermort, once done, he commands Voldemort to unleash Fiendfyre on his fellow wizards. This covers the 1st wave of Sharkiticns as the storm the gates and eat many of the wizards at the frontlines who are overwhelmed by the sheer weight of numbers.

Shockwave, Megatron and Galvatron all transform into their gun modes and unleash Fusion canon, Particle cannon and Xray rad blasts on the crowds of wizards emerging from the crumbling structure.

Devastator punches Dumbledore, Snape and most of the Wizard staff at hogwarts with one fist in one shot with such force that it crushes them not to liquid, but gas.

Meanwhile the dinobots are attacking the rear of the castle.
Grimlock is irritated by humans as it is and his fury against the wizards is the stuff of legends as his and his team mates launch an assault on the fleshlings that makes the end of "King Kong" look like "Love actually". Slag roasts everyone with flames, Sludges stomps crowds and earthquakes 'em, Swoop flies in and grabs wizards from high places in Hogwarts then drops them from half a mile high to their death, Snarl uses his tail blasters and physical hits from it on the corner foundations of hogwarts. starting to bring it down, with sludges earthquake help.
All the cassettes and insecticons go in, skulking and sneaking through the shadows taking out isolated Wizards in singles and pairs.
Metroplex arrives outside, tranforms into battle station mode and aims all of his cannons at hogwarts and waits for orders from Prime.

All the death eaters are taken out in one barrage from Shockwave, Megatron and Galavatron.

Ironhide shoots liquid Nitrogen at a whole bunch of crowd, they freeze and Ratchet comes through cutting their heads off with his laser scalpel, sometimes just stamping on them.....

Grimlock emerges with blood and yellow tatters of flesh and fat hanging off of his dino mode jaws, and the Matrix of leadership in his claws and he brings down the main hall along with Devastator.

The TFS retreat from and from around whats left of the structure with the matrix and Prime gives the orders to Metrorplex.

He fires. Good bye forever, Hogwarts.

Nah, the wizards sip Felix Felicis and succeed in every endeavor they undertake.

Thanks for playing, /thread.

Well thats good, cause all they gotta do here when shot, burned, smashed, crushed, lasered, blown up, chewed on stomped etc is die. 🙂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well thats good, cause all they gotta do here when shot, burned, smashed, crushed, lasered, blown up, chewed on stomped etc is die. 🙂

Yes but Bombshell commands several dark wizards:

So looks like YOU'RE gonna have to say "Avada Kedavra" with ME. lol

This thread should have been closed the second Unicron was mentioned. Wizards cannot deal with something that literally eats planets.

He comes in at the very end of the fight.
Ive not had him eat a planet yet, reorder there physical structure on a subatomic level or even remote torturebeam anyone.

Hes just spectating right now.
🙂

The TFs are now mostly in vehicle modes playing hit and run with some of the wounded trying to escape and playing baseball with treetrunks as bat and wizards as the ball.
Skywarp keeps annihilating apparators by warping after them then blasting them into atoms.

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From 1.20 onwards.

😄

Yup, should be no problem for magic thats" More powerful than the force" according to RJ - a force which enables people to blow up death stars. btw.. )

This is an illustration of his inaccuracy.

Originally posted by Nephthys
This thread should have been closed the second Unicron was mentioned. Wizards [b]cannot deal with something that literally eats planets. [/B]

The wizards turn him into a giant bunny.

Blurr speed blitzs.

Theres no proof that HP can go beyond our atmosphere.

Total good call on Blurr...the guys a virtual one army/high speed mobile turret.

Oooooh yeah. He'll be displaying a few wizard scalps later for sure.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, the wizards sip Felix Felicis and succeed in every endeavor they undertake.

Thanks for playing, /thread.

No limit fallacy.

So If Harry Potter drank an FF potion and decided to put the Sun in his pocket, he'd somehow succeed?

LOL this FF potion is a joke and would likely back fire on them once in a serious fight.

Felix Felicis, also called "liquid luck", is a magical potion. Felix Felicis makes the drinker lucky for a period of time, depending on how much is taken, during which everything they attempt will be successful. It's meant to be used sparingly, however, as it causes giddiness, recklessness, and dangerous overconfidence if taken in excess. Felix is highly toxic in large quantities and is also a banned substance in all organised competitions, such as Quidditch, along with all other methods of cheating. It is very difficult to make, disastrous to get wrong, and requires six months to stew before it's ready to be consumed.

need to rewatch the animated movie, but from what i remember Hogwarts is doomed

Originally posted by Robtard
No limit fallacy.

So If Harry Potter drank an FF potion and decided to put the Sun in his pocket, he'd somehow succeed?

That's correct. That's how it works.

It's the God potion.

This is why I say it should never be allowed in vs. threads.

Originally posted by Robtard
No limit fallacy.

So If Harry Potter drank an FF potion and decided to put the Sun in his pocket, he'd somehow succeed?

ugh3

All we have declaring that you'd succeed in 'every endevour' is Slughorn. Slughorn's a pathetic little mortal who can speak in hyperbole, not know what the **** he's talking about, lie, exaggerate, be misinformed, or just be flat out ****ing wrong. Its a no limits fallacy to assume that felix falicus is some retarded form of 'god' potion. If it was, Voldemort would just make some a conquer the ministry inside of a year, when it took him three years to do so.

Originally posted by Nephthys
ugh3

All we have declaring that you'd succeed in 'every endevour' is Slughorn. Slughorn's a pathetic little mortal who can speak in hyperbole, not know what the **** he's talking about, lie, exaggerate, be misinformed, or just be flat out ****ing wrong. Its a no limits fallacy to assume that felix falicus is some retarded form of 'god' potion. If it was, Voldemort would just make some a conquer the ministry inside of a year, when it took him three years to do so.

Apparantly, it is very rare and its effects wear off after mere hours. Also, as time goes on, the effects diminish making you "almost likely to succeed at every endeavor" to "just slightly likely to succeed above baseline, at every endeaver."

So, no, Volde probably would not be able to get his hands on it or make it as no one is ever seen making it. It could be the poop of a phoenix or something. We do not know enough about it to say Volde could have gotten his hands on it.

Additionally, you could have just discovered one of the many PIS moments created by magical fiction: all magical fiction falls victim to the versatility of magic not being properly applied to the plot.

Another example would be veritaserum. Why didn't they give 12-year old Potter this potion when he claimed to have discovered Volde on Quirrell's head? In fact, the next 3 or 4 books deal with the rather silly idea that Ministry of Magic does not think that Volde is alive when they could have easily discovered the truth. On top of that, they could have easily pulled the memory from Harry Potter and viewed it with a pensieve. On top of that, Dumbles could have used the Marauders map to see that Volde was part of Quirrell's head?

The list goes on.

And, no, Slughorn is not an idiot: he is a professor and considered by Dumbledore as quite talented. He was personally recruited by Dumbles. Of all people, only Volde, Dumbles, or Snape could claim to be better at potions, and for Dumbles and Volde, that just speculation. There's a difference between an absolute expert and hyperbole: it wasn't even close to hyperbole. Casting aside an ability stated on screen (and then seeing it work as described) is not kosher.

If that potion literally does as described, it would've been the ultimate weapon, and as such I think would've been better guarded.

The point about there being a time limit doesn't work out. If I were Dumbles, I would just make it my goal to permanently wipe out all evil, within minutes, and according to Slugboy, he would succeed.

Also, Slughorn is an idiot.