Hogwarts vs all WWII

Hogwarts are drafted into the military to fight the Germans and Japanese. The films are: Saving Private Ryan, Stalingrad and Letters from Iwo Jima. Do they survive or do they die? Include the antagonists and protaganists from HP.

Video with great song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha0KulgtlOc

Another brutal raping of the wizards here.

They all get sniped

They can't technically kill Valdemort. 😛

They win the war for the Allies--quickly--when the Axis surrenders when they realize they're fighting freaking wizards.

One adult wizard of average ability solos the whole thing.

😐

All he or she has to do is apparate to the leader's locations for the axis powers, death spell them, and apparate back home with a bout 20 seconds having passed.

IMO, this is a spite thread. It's pretty well known that the muggles are helpless against the magical community. This is one of the reasons the ministry of magic has a special connection with every Prime Minister of the UK: to help the "muggle" world rest at ease.

Especially if the Axis doesn't know about the Wizards.

If the Modern world mobilized against the Magical world, I'd bet on us. If they attacked us, we'd have no chance.

Originally posted by Zampanó
Especially if the Axis doesn't know about the Wizards.

If the Modern world mobilized against the Magical world, I'd bet on us. If they attacked us, we'd have no chance.

Indeed, we'd have no chance.

Also, even if we tried to mount a surprise attack against the magical peeps, we'd lose horribly and even fail the "surprise" attack route: the wizarding community has these silly things called prophecies and they have a HUGE hall dedicated to capturing and reviewing these prophecies.

Additionally, the Wizards have spells that make attacking them impossible: invisible charm, anti-muggle charm, shield charms, anti-tech charms, etc. We'd fail, horribly, to attack them as a handful of average wizards could kill almost all of the world's leaders in less than five minutes.

Then there's the Death Eaters that have a "smoke" form that makes harming them impossible unless you're a wizard.

And then there's the problem of the Wizards being able to parade about as the world leaders (a la Mystique from X-2 and 3). They do this with polyjuice potion.

And then there's the problem of the Dementors: no way for a muggle to kill them and no defense for a muggle against them. The dementors would love nothing more than to have free reign on all of the muggles but the wizarding community keeps them in check.

I get a feeling this fight is pitting all of the Hogwarts students against the Axis, not all the super duper masters.

Originally posted by Placidity
I get a feeling this fight is pitting all of the Hogwarts students against the Axis, not all the super duper masters.

Prolly true, but the OP does not specify that.

The 7th years can apparate, as well.

Well, just considering the numbers here........

The sheer number of Germans alone, with TANKS, and Japanese, you know, those suicidal guys that would wake you up in the middle of the night and yell TENNOHEIKA, BANZAI!? yeah, they are kinda gonna be doing that..

Also, Kar-98k, mounted 8x scope, easy one shot bullet through the brain

And i dont think they can simply apparate into Berlin to shoot Hitler, or apparate into Tokyo to shoot Tojo, Hirohito, and the entire Japanese military board.........

There are ALOT of guns within 10 feet of those guys, not to mention Hitler having a Walther PPK

Also, taking out the local commander wouldnt work, as all orders came from Berling or Tokyo, respectively, major reason they lost the war

I think you just wanted to demonstrate your knowledge of WWII.

There's still nothing there that could counter wizards.

See "Hitler and third reich w/Ark of the covenant vs Hogwarts" thread for the supernaturally armed version. 😛

Originally posted by dadudemon
One adult wizard of average ability solos the whole thing.

😐

All he or she has to do is apparate to the leader's locations for the axis powers, death spell them, and apparate back home with a bout 20 seconds having passed.

IMO, this is a spite thread. It's pretty well known that the muggles are helpless against the magical community. This is one of the reasons the ministry of magic has a special connection with every Prime Minister of the UK: to help the "muggle" world rest at ease.

Simple: they wait 60 years until all the facts about WWII are known, and they use Time Turners to go back to an opportune moment and assassinate all the major players.

Time turners only have 1 day travel or something as an on screen feat.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
I think you just wanted to demonstrate your knowledge of WWII.

Dunno if a wizard can stop a tank round or a snipers bullet.........

....not to mention thousands upon thousands of them all flying towards the Wizards from thousands of different directions at the same times.

Assuming of course we're placing the wizards on the battlefield, and not using them as covert agents or assassins.

There is still the matter of Voldemort and the not dying.

And they turn all the tanks into ferrets.

Too bad this ain't book Dumbledore. He could go and animate Mt. Rushmore and the Statue of Liberty. Would be awesome to see them running around, crushing all the enemy armies.

Edit: Hmmmm....would the chess board as them using the spell to animate things count? It does prove that the wizarding world is capable of such things.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
....not to mention thousands upon thousands of them all flying towards the Wizards from thousands of different directions at the same times.

I suppose it's a good things the wizards can't fly.....oh.

I don't believe all the Wizards are in one circle and the entire Axis forces will be converging on them with all their pilots. They do have other people to worry about after all.