Hogwarts vs all WWII

Started by Sadako of Girth9 pages
Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Assuming of course we're placing the wizards on the battlefield, and not using them as covert agents or assassins.

Thats true... but once identified...

Also, its Hogwats, Voldey not included ;-)

and yes, no matter where they are, they are in one massive pocket

And dont forget the F-W, or the Zero, 88mm, AA guns, you know, stuff made to shoot things in the sky?

Originally posted by Pwned
Also, its Hogwats, Voldey not included ;-)

and yes, no matter where they are, they are in one massive pocket

And dont forget the F-W, or the Zero, 88mm, AA guns, you know, stuff made to shoot things in the sky?

"Include the antagonists and protaganists from HP."

Fun fact, Voldey went to Hogwarts.

And where does it say they are all bunched together?

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
"Include the antagonists and protaganists from HP."

Fun fact, Voldey went to Hogwarts.

And where does it say they are all bunched together?

The Harry Potter Haters's desperation I'd imagine.

They dont have to be bunched together.
Just taken out en mass individually once identified.

What are HP feats outside of Hogwarts jurisdiction..?

Not everybody hates HP, you know. Some of us are just tremendously indifferent to the character/saga...perhaps a difficult concept for Potter lovers to envisage...

Harry could just order Kreacher to go fetch Hitler and Tojo for him.

/thread.

Not if hes nuked, he wont.

The Enola Gay will end the thread from a safe blast distance away.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Not if hes nuked, he wont.

The Enola Gay will end the thread from a safe blast distance away.

The Germans and Japanese have a nuke?

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
The Germans and Japanese have a nuke?
This is why I don't buy the "We don't hate it we're indifferent!" That and the "You vs Harry Potter thread."

Do people honestly think they have a chance against someone who can disarm you with a word and a wave of his hand? That can knock you down just as easily?

I'm curious as to how the germans and Japanese will be able to find the wizards in the first place.

Not to mention the Enola Gay was a US bomber. The Opponents are only the German and Japanese.

Indifferent my arse.

That thread is awesome. Especially if you don't care for Harry Potter(as a character.)

But yeah, not a whole lot of indifference here. And quite a few seem to be confused on what was said in the OP.

I very much disliked the Potter films, but regardless, the wizards will win this.

Originally posted by Creshosk
This is why I don't buy the "We don't hate it we're indifferent!" That and the "You vs Harry Potter thread."

Do people honestly think they have a chance against someone who can disarm you with a word and a wave of his hand? That can knock you down just as easily?

I'm curious as to how the germans and Japanese will be able to find the wizards in the first place.

Not to mention the Enola Gay was a US bomber. The Opponents are only the German and Japanese.

Indifferent my arse.

Lots of people all attacking together would.
Wizards're human despite the demigod like status that one or two have tried to atribute to them here in MVF. If they get blown up, they get blown up.

'Indifferent my arse', my arse.
Check the title of the thread. All WW2.
Now thats fine if you wanna bring up the opening post.
But you can im sure how misleading the title is.

The 'You vs Harry Potter' thread thing was fun. You being new here probably arent up to date with how things have been.
Frankly, after the last year or two of the MVF being stuffed with ridiculous logicless wizard trolling, it has been a good release/laugh.

Be that as it may, the OP says more than the title. And regardless of the feelings towards HP fans, the truth is the truth. They stomp the axis forces, hard.

Originally posted by TheAuraAngel
And where does it say they are all bunched together?
Not together, but they jsut so happen to be in Axis territory for them to fight........

and therefore, a giant pocket, any way they go, they travel thru Axis territory

and guys, sometimes quantity DOES beat quality, this is a case, there are prolly around 30 million+ ppl for the Axis, and what, 100 wizards that can actually do something?

Originally posted by Pwned
Not together, but they jsut so happen to be in Axis territory for them to fight........

and therefore, a giant pocket, any way they go, they travel thru Axis territory

and guys, sometimes quantity DOES beat quality, this is a case, there are prolly around 30 million+ ppl for the Axis, and what, 100 wizards that can actually do something?

I suppose it's a good thing wizards can't become invisible....wait.

they have to eat sometime you know

and drink

and perform *certain* bodily functions

and none of them have the slightest wilderness survival skills ive seen, without using magic that just so happens to make lights, wherefore planes in the air could see, and dont forget that the entire civilian populace would try to kill them as well, due to the Hitler brainwashing and the Japanese Bushido demanding they die

not sure if the civvies are included since its Europe, and they live there, but they would tip scales like mad

Also, bombers. they can bomb the wizards as well, they also have artillery you know

Originally posted by Pwned
they have to eat sometime you know

and drink

and perform *certain* bodily functions

and none of them have the slightest wilderness survival skills ive seen, without using magic that just so happens to make lights, wherefore planes in the air could see, and dont forget that the entire civilian populace would try to kill them as well, due to the Hitler brainwashing and the Japanese Bushido demanding they die

not sure if the civvies are included since its Europe, and they live there, but they would tip scales like mad

Also, bombers. they can bomb the wizards as well, they also have artillery you know

You've not seen the latest movie have ya?

Harry orders Kreacher and Dobby to fetch Hitler and Tojo. Take their hair, use Polyjuice potion to turn into them, and then apparate to Germany and Japan to order a ceasefire via imperius curse.

It is that simple.

There are actually simpler methods but whatever.

Seeing as how the actual allied forces were not auto-killed (And neither were the movie counterparts) there's no reason to believe that the wizards will be auto-killed either.

Voldy solos.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Not if hes nuked, he wont.

The Enola Gay will end the thread from a safe blast distance away.


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