Hogwarts vs all WWII

Started by Rogue Jedi9 pages

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
How odd that you dont like it then when wizards're getting orbital strikes up their collective ass... 🙂

Holy double standardry, Batman!

See, there's a difference. The wizards actually take flight themselves. They do not rely on machinery.

The use broomsticks, right...? The use wands?
They use doors, right, they are a basic technological response to compartmentalising a structure on a basis of being able to "Seal" a wall or have the entrance/exit unsealed allowing movement between two rooms..

Plus SW vehicles only transport the physical level reflection of the Jedi's true state. Luminous beings, dude.

Harry rode on a train in the 1st movie, did he not?

Due to the law forbidding underage wizards access to non-standard magical equipment and techniques, such as apparition. Remember the shit Arthur Weasley went through when the Ministry realized what he did to that car? Just because they're not allowed to do it, doesn't mean they can't. Any 17 year old+ can apparate, use brooms, and magic in general. In an all-out total war against the Axis, limitations turned off, the wizards are unbeatable.

Although they can't actually apparate in the Hogwarts grounds.

Not to mention, Apparation is freaking dangerous gais. People lose limbs and shit if they're not careful.

Watching little 11 year old Ron lose his head trying to apparate would be funny though.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The use broomsticks, right...? The use wands?
They use doors, right, they are a basic technological response to compartmentalising a structure on a basis of being able to "Seal" a wall or have the entrance/exit unsealed allowing movement between two rooms..

Plus SW vehicles only transport the physical level reflection of the Jedi's true state. Luminous beings, dude.

Harry rode on a train in the 1st movie, did he not?

They apparate, dude. The machinery I referred to are the bombers and planes the Nazis had.

WTF does SW have to do with this?

Hmm, well, seeing as how if there was a huge army inside them that STUCK OUT LIKE A SORE THUMB, they might keep a bomber or 2 in the air at all times as part of regular (preordained) patrols. Simple. Strafe and bomb.

Oh, and find the wizard camp. Bring a launcher to somewhere within range
V-2 wtf pwnage.

RJ It was cause I remarked upon your double standard regarding orbital strikes in your gleeful "Death from above" posture.

And youve not taken it onboard and let it go.

Well its obvious that I thought you were carrying on your butthurt on Star Destroyers. An easy mistake I made....lets move on then.

So...back to bombers/fighters etc

Originally posted by Pwned
Hmm, well, seeing as how if there was a huge army inside them that STUCK OUT LIKE A SORE THUMB, they might keep a bomber or 2 in the air at all times as part of regular (preordained) patrols. Simple. Strafe and bomb.

Oh, and find the wizard camp. Bring a launcher to somewhere within range
V-2 wtf pwnage.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
RJ It was cause I remarked upon your double standard regarding orbital strikes in your gleeful "Death from above" posture.

And youve not taken it onboard and let it go.

Well its obvious that I thought you were carrying on your butthurt on Star Destroyers. An easy mistake I made....lets move on then.

So...back to bombers/fighters etc

My point was that the wizards can fly, they can actually take flight themselves and bomb from above. That they do not rely on machinery such as bombers, Bombers from WWII.

Two simple solutions: Evanesco. Vanishing spells.

Microwave and sound weapons the Germans and Japanese had might take care of those flying Wizards.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_WW_2_Sonic_Cannon

If Harry and his mates get some of THAT up their asses at Hogwarts, they will be f**ked forever.

"Kreacher, go fetch me Hitler and Tojo."

/thread.

They probably wont know where Hitler is. 🙂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
They probably wont know where Hitler is. 🙂

You underestimate Owl spies. 😖hifty:

That and apparently Kreacher can find people anyway. Not even kidding.

😛

Are they owls with top secret clearance to enter Hitler's underground or maybe underwater secret lair?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Are they owls with top secret clearance to enter Hitler's underground or maybe underwater secret lair? 😛

They can go anywhere.

Other option: Voldemort and the Basilisk travel underground with troops of Death Eaters backing them up. Dumblerdore and Fawkes lead arial forces and destroy the enemy fighter plances. Snape and Moody lead ground level troops.

But wheres the 'anywhere' in this case?

They wont know where to look.

And the Nazi's will know where to look for the wizards? haermm

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
But wheres the 'anywhere' in this case?

They wont know where to look.

It's anywhere.

I assume they'll try and take Berlin, it being the capitol and all. After that they proceed to take Japan's most important cities.

Now I'm arguing like it's an actual war.