Link vs. Arceus

I know, I know, I'm such a b@$+@rd. 😈

Hero of Hyrule goes up against the God of the Pokeverse.

In this match, Link goes composite. He is from Orcarina of Time, Majora's Mask, and Twilight Princess. He has all items and weapons from the three Legend of Zelda games and is granted the full Triforce. As for Arceus, he's equipped with all plates.

Fight will commence in a Pokemon stadium.

Now, who will win?

Arceus, ScreamPaste will not disagree. Mostly because you failed to grant Link the full Triforce.

So yeah, he won't disagree. At least not if he knows what's good for him.

Arceus creates a new Pokemon based on Link's appearance, who proceeds to rape Link, who enjoys it.

link-rape

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Arceus, ScreamPaste will not disagree. Mostly because you failed to grant Link the full Triforce.

So yeah, he won't disagree. At least not if he knows what's good for him.

Forgot about that. Just now edited and have granted Link full Triforce just so he can fair against Arceus.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
Arceus creates a new Pokemon based on Link's appearance, who proceeds to rape Link, who enjoys it.

link-rape

Even with the full triforce, this [^] still happens to Link.

I am not touching this.

Arceus is universal, he wins. This thread is ghey shit. The Triforce makes it debatable, but no one wants to have that debate. This thread isn't even particularly humorous. Nice fail.

Tingle > Nemesis.

I propose we devote this thread to NemeSis jokes.

NemeSis and his clone walk into a bar. Everyone in it commits suicide because there are two of him.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I propose we devote this thread to NemeSis jokes.

NemeSis and his clone walk into a bar. Everyone in it commits suicide because there are two of him.

NemeSis makes a thread, the forum as a whole facepalms. Wait, this actually happens. D:

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Arceus is universal, he wins. This thread is ghey shit. The Triforce makes it debatable, but no one wants to have that debate. This thread isn't even particularly humorous. Nice fail.

Tingle > Nemesis.

You know that even with the full Triforce, Link still gets raped, and enjoys it. uhuh

Hmm, wait, could Link use the Triforce to create a pokeball to capture Arceus?

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I propose we devote this thread to NemeSis jokes.

NemeSis and his clone walk into a bar. Everyone in it commits suicide because there are two of him.

In Majora's Mask, MooCow walks down a dirt path while reading the latest issue of Poke-hentai. Few hours later, Termina had what's called a milk road.

Originally posted by Demonic Phoenix
You know that even with the full Triforce, Link still gets raped, and enjoys it. uhuh

Hmm, wait, could Link use the Triforce to create a pokeball to capture Arceus?

😛

There is a debate to be had about the full triforce v.s. Arceus though, I just really, really don't want it. Arceus wins, and **** this thread.

He doesn't want it because he knows there is no way to win it and I will out last him in a contest of sheer willpower.

link-rape

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
He doesn't want it because he knows there is no way to win it and I will out last him in a contest of sheer willpower.

link-rape

I need a white glove, damn it.

I will accept this challenge, sir. If you are man enough!

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I need a white glove, damn it.

I will accept this challenge, sir. If you are man enough!

Scream will get ready as soon as he's done with his shots of Molson Dry.

I don't read hentai, NemeSis, so you know. In fact, I've never read a manga of any kind. So, I'm pretty sure that you are more likely to read that than I am. And you brought it up. Do your twisted ideas about sex leave you with a feeling of guilt?

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Scream will get ready as soon as he's done with his shots of Molson Dry.

You don't do shots of beer, you naive, virginal, ****!

Also, James Ready >.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
I don't read hentai, NemeSis, so you know. In fact, I've never read a manga of any kind. So, I'm pretty sure that you are more likely to read that than I am. And you brought it up. Do your twisted ideas about sex leave you with a feeling of guilt?

Well I do feel guilty about one thing. I should've known your mother had Kinglers before things happened 🙁

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
haermm technicly sort of?

😛

There is a debate to be had about the full triforce v.s. Arceus though, I just really, really don't want it. Arceus wins, and **** this thread.

I shalt make a new thread then!

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Scream will get ready as soon as he's done with his shots of Molson Dry.

'Shots of Molson Dry' crylaugh