Link vs. Arceus

My mother is far too intimidating for someone as spineless as you to keep an erection in her presence.

Plus, she's a heifer. Literally, you know.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
My mother is far too intimidating for someone as spineless as you to keep an erection in her presence.

Plus, she's a heifer. Literally, you know.

Not lying dude. She could make you stop drinking.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
My mother is far too intimidating for someone as spineless as you to keep an erection in her presence.

Plus, she's a heifer. Literally, you know.

That's why I put the paperbag over her head.

You mean the same heifer I made a whopper out of? 131

It is not merely her face, you fool.

My mother is 5' 4 1/4", and she could defeat ten of you without so much as looking at you.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
My mother is 5' 4 1/4", and she could defeat ten of you without so much as looking at you.

The best women out there are the ones that are hard to get. She was such a worthy opponent.

You had no chance. I know for a fact she physically beat up at least three other women. And that right there is about as much power as a few hundred of you. So...yeah...

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
You had no chance. I know for a fact she physically beat up at least three other women. And that right there is about as much power as a few hundred of you. So...yeah...

So what you're saying is that you have to fight women to win their hearts? Life for you must be crappy (not to mention lonely) if you KO women during dates.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Arceus is universal, he wins. This thread is ghey shit. The Triforce makes it debatable, but no one wants to have that debate.

Wrong. Link rapes the pony because:

A) True Force to govern ALL.

B) Possesses a weapon that counters omnipotence and omniscience. (Arceus has not been proven to possess either; you cant prove omnipotence without omniscience anyway)

C) He is immune to anything Arceus has via Chatuae Romani/Nayru's Love, immune to any TK, and possess that pesky Mirror Shield.

D) Wish for infinite Master Balls ftw.

SonPaste, I am disappoint.

You do realize that there is nothing that says Master Balls cannot be destroyed, correct? It will catch any Pokemon without fail, provided it hits said Pokemon.

And wrong, the Triforce was beaten by Link. No matter how powerful it is, there is no excuse for that, right?

Don't you get tired of sticking your foot in your mouth?

Originally posted by LLLLLink
Wrong. Link rapes the pony because:

A) True Force to govern ALL.

B) Possesses a weapon that counters omnipotence and omniscience. (Arceus has not been proven to possess either; you cant prove omnipotence without omniscience anyway)

C) He is immune to anything Arceus has via Chatuae Romani/Nayru's Love, immune to any TK, and possess that pesky Mirror Shield.

D) Wish for infinite Master Balls ftw.

SonPaste, I am disappoint.

2. If omnipotence can be countered, it, you guessed it, IS NOT OMNIPOTENT. O:

3. No-limits fallacies are pretty cool brah.

4. Link doesn't know what a master ball is.

Holy shit man, I thought you got over your lameitude after the Pyron vs. Link thread, what is this I don't even.

I thought it was said in ALttP too...

I don't really see what Arceus has over Link if he has the Triforce... your universal being was f***ed up by meteorites in his movie wasn't he? Shouldn't a "God" be able to predict that coming and avoid it, or at least something along those lines?

For some reason by me remembering that, all I can get out of this fight is Link chucking a granite rock at him 😛

When did Link ever beat the full triforce? I don't remember this ever happening.

Originally posted by linkownsyousobs
When did Link ever beat the full triforce? I don't remember this ever happening.

Originally posted by linkownsyousobs
I thought it was said in ALttP too...

I don't really see what Arceus has over Link if he has the Triforce... your universal being was f***ed up by meteorites in his movie wasn't he? Shouldn't a "God" be able to predict that coming and avoid it, or at least something along those lines?

For some reason by me remembering that, all I can get out of this fight is Link chucking a granite rock at him 😛

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Inconsistent with the games where he's an unambiguously universal/supreme being who created time and space and their respective embodiments.

Originally posted by ares834
And yet he gets regularily beaten by a higher level Charizard... 😛

Arceus flew into that meteor on purpose. And there is the PIS factor, like every other Pokemans movie.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
Arceus flew into that meteor on purpose. And there is the PIS factor, like every other Pokemans movie.

Originally posted by MooCowofJustice
You do realize that there is nothing that says Master Balls cannot be destroyed, correct? It will catch any Pokemon without fail, provided it hits said Pokemon.

And wrong, the Triforce was beaten by Link. No matter how powerful it is, there is no excuse for that, right?

Don't you get tired of sticking your foot in your mouth?

Master Sword counters the Triforce. Didn't you know that?

Originally posted by NemeBro
1. Please stop using a term which was said once in OoT, and had not been used since.

2. If omnipotence can be countered, it, you guessed it, IS NOT OMNIPOTENT. O:

3. No-limits fallacies are pretty cool brah.

4. Link doesn't know what a master ball is.

Holy shit man, I thought you got over your lameitude after the Pyron vs. Link thread, what is this I don't even.

1. Whining like an XBL kid is all you got?

2. Logical fallacy. Also, I've got in-game script to back up my claims.

3. "I cant think of any way to get around that." is all I just read.

4. I'll give you that one. Good thing that you can catch a pokemon with a mere aprikorn. Just carve out and mod some dang Deku nuts. Same difference.
Also, Bottle > Pokeball. Soul catching and shrinking bodies, ftw. Too bad it only works by manually catching.

What can I say? Unlike the others, sticking my head in the sand when I hear something I don't like just isn't my way.

Kay guys. It's composite Link meaning the cartoon and Cd-i Link are fused in.

So Link loses based on pure fail.