Kick Ass vs. Ozymandias

The squad of kick ass deduces Ozymandias' plan through Rorshach' diary found 30+ years later. They trap Ozy in a old wharehouse where they intend to kill him but Ozy has predicted this and placed a powerful magnet that strips them of their weapons but kick ass himself has gone in the back way. They meet each other in a room and prepare to fight each other as Ozy stares them down seeing them as a threat to peace. Kick Ass comes in and attempts to attack Veidt but is stopped by Hit Girl. The fight begins now:

Hit Girl(Butterfly Knife)
Big Daddy(Knuckledusters)
Kick Ass(Batons)
Red Mist(Baseball bat)
Derouve( sorry forgot name, knuckledusters )

Vs

Ozymandias(unarmed)

No other equipment, only what is named, can he keep the peace or will he be gutted and outed?

Ozy rapes hard.

lulface kick asses only chance would be if Ozy phoned in sick

Yeah Red Mist and Kick-ass go down hard early, Big Daddy and Hit-Girl won't last long either though without most of their arsenal. Knuckledusters and a butterfly knife aren't going to cut it.

Ozy.

Originally posted by McNasty996
but kick ass himself has gone in the back way.

HAAA!

Me thinks that Ozy would like that. 🙂

Originally posted by General_Iroh
a butterfly knife [is]n't going to cut it.

HAAA!

😆 😆

Ozy solos. The fights are over in about 2 seconds.

Originally posted by dadudemon

Ozy solos. The fights are over in about 2 seconds.

really? I doubt it. I reckon Team Kickass could at least last 30 seconds.

The Kick-Ass team are ripped apart like wet tissue

If HG has her cable knives, then maybe, MAYBE.....

Lol not at all man... youre really trying ot say she has speed comapred to Ozy? That's crazy.

Kick-Ass and Red Mist are complete non-factors. If by Derouve you mean D'Amico (the main villain), then same goes for him, a non-factor.

And honestly, you gave Big Daddy and Hit Girl some pretty poor weapons. Knuckle duster and butterknife? Please, you might as well have left them unarmed. At least give each of them a handgun, Ozy's a bullet timer anyway.

Ozymandias tears them apart in a matter of a few seconds, the team has no chance at all.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Ozymandias tears them apart in a matter of a few seconds, the team has no chance at all.

This is clearly spite...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
If HG has her cable knives, then maybe, MAYBE.....

Not even then, dude.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
If HG has her cable knives, then maybe, MAYBE.....

that'll just make Ozy play some Ozy Osborne music 😛

Not that hard to see. If he is busy with the other four, she'd have a chance.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Not that hard to see. If he is busy with the other four, she'd have a chance.

but bullets and knives won't hurt Ozy though

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
but bullets and knives won't hurt Ozy though

He probably means that it'll be hard to tag Ozy with bullets and knives.