Death Eaters vs Nicolas Cage

All of RJ's favorite terrorists have to spend a week locked in a small two story house with the Nicolas Cage from this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP1-oquwoL8

He is armed

He is batshit insane

He is turning into Ghost Rider

If you look at the woman behind him at 1:48, he seems to have Force Powers too.

No one can teleport out of the house.

WHO WINS??? 😆

Cage kicks their asses...with style. And rage.

One must note the difference between Mongolian Death Eaters, which are evil wizards from Mongolia, and mongoloids, like the actor Nicholas Cage.

Does Ghost Rider have a soul?

No he is a construct.
An instrument of nature.
Death Spells won't work.

Then they vanish him. Or change him into a teacup.

Death Eaters win.

Changing the Spirit of Vengeance itself into a teacup doesn't sound right to me.

I'm sure he would have natural resistances to sorcery.+ molecular manipulation.

It would be like turning the Devil into a teacup. It ain't happening.
The Spirit of Vengeance is a universal force. Brought into the our plane using Cage as a medium.
The wizards wouldn't comprehend what they are transmuting.
Every single one of them would stare into his eyes while casting spells.
And it's safe to say they are all guilty as sin so they go into a trance and are judged.

yeah the wizards are doomed here.. penance stare or Blaze uses his chain on their candy arses

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Does Ghost Rider have a soul?

He's got spirit, fool.

Originally posted by the ninjak
It would be like turning the Devil into a teacup. It ain't happening.
The Spirit of Vengeance is a universal force. Brought into the our plane using Cage as a medium.
The wizards wouldn't comprehend what they are transmuting.
Every single one of them would stare into his eyes while casting spells.
And it's safe to say they are all guilty as sin so they go into a trance and are judged.

He'll vanish just fine. Imperio, confundus, all that shit would work just fine.

The being is Vengeance.
Transmutation and mental assault won't work.
The spells work on creatures and humans but not gods.

GR didn't fight magicians in the film. So I can argue that the spells won't work as much as you can say they will.

I'm going off the entity itself. In the latest film (Hollows) the 3 brothers faced death and received gifts. Before ultimately falling to Death.

GR would face Death.

haermm That shit was never implied onscreen, dude. He vanishes, end of story, /thread.

And he will find a way back wherever the **** he gets vanished to.

No, he won't. What onscreen feat proves this? What onscreen feat shows him changing back from a teacup?

None.

/ yet another HP spite thread.

The transmutation spell itself wouldn't have a clue what it's transmutating.
And as a result would fail.
All wizard battles I've seen on screen had the opponents staring at each other.
Second they see GR they get frozen by Penance Stare. Mass deaths ensue.

Show me feats of Wizards transmuting Gods and forces on this level.

That spell works on the living and inanimate objects, no? Bird into goblet, boy into shark etc?

Ghost Rider isn't living in the conventional sense and he's definitely not an inanimate object. Stands to reason that spell won't work on him due to his nature.

Originally posted by the ninjak
The transmutation spell itself wouldn't have a clue what it's transmutating.
And as a result would fail.
All wizard battles I've seen on screen had the opponents staring at each other.
Second they see GR they get frozen by Penance Stare. Mass deaths ensue.

Show me feats of Wizards transmuting Gods and forces on this level.

They'll Imperio him, force him into human form, then death spell him.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So HP spells work fine on humans, animals and inaminate objects, but not Ghost Rider? I call bullshit. Prove it.

They'll Imperio him, force him into human form, then death spell him.

Again, GR is the embodiment of "Vengeance" brought onto our plane through Blaze as a medium.
Blaze isn't just possessed like Reagan in the Exorcist.
Every fiber and molecule that makes up his form is Vengeance.
In the comics(I know they don't count) if the host body gives in totally to the force GR becomes Vengeance Unleashed... a being with no bounds.

So for arguments sakes IF the wizard's spells could destroy, teleport, transmute any particles that represent Johnny Blazes'. Then they will have to deal with Vengeance itself.

And then it's all over.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So HP spells work fine on humans, animals and inaminate objects, but not Ghost Rider? I call bullshit. Prove it.

They'll Imperio him, force him into human form, then death spell him.

Se above, GR isn't living in the conventional sense and he's not an inanimate object. So?

Again, does that spell work on the non-living? Does it work on Dementors even?