Rambo versus Endor

Rambo is being hunted by the Empire. He is tracked down to the forests of Endor. Vader sends the following to hunt him down and kill him:

2 AT-AT's
10 AT-ST's
The entire 501st legion of Stormtroopers (Let's say 500 in number)

Rambo is dug in deep in the forest. He has been there for a week and is completely familiar with the terrain. He is armed with the following: His bow (unlimited arrowheads and C-4 tips), an M-60, an M-16, a Glock .45, grenades, claymores and an RPG. He also has his Bowie knife and his machete from Rambo 4. He is wearing tiger stripe camo. He has unlimited ammunition for the firearms, explosives and the RPG.

Remember, Rambo is 100% familiar with the terrain, whereas the Empire squad is not.

The battle begins just as the sun sets, and it is pouring down rain.

Does Rambo survive? He must destroy the opposition, all of them. Vader is not directly involved. No Star Destroyers, no Death Stars, no orbital bombardment bullshit.

I don't know who wins, but, the thought of Rambo going around slitting Ewok carebear throats and stuff is awesome.

It's hard for me to say.

The Rambo Fanboy part of me says "RAMBO!"

But my logical side says, "TWO FUGGIN' AT-ATS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WTF?!?!?!?"

I say screw this thread and let's eat some orange danish roles like the one's in my avatar. We can think about it while we eat!

the Empire commander on the ground is Maximillian Veers.

The Ewoks would love John.

Rambo smashes em and gives Wicket an uzi for good measure.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
I don't know who wins, but, the thought of Rambo going around slitting Ewok carebear throats and stuff is awesome.

No Ewoks involved.

Then the Empire kill him.

Doubtful. Hi RPG'll take care of the walkers. His bow the rest.

tempted to say Rambo, but is willing to let someone turn me to the darkside and say Rambo loses...

Originally posted by dadudemon
It's hard for me to say.

The Rambo Fanboy part of me says "RAMBO!"

But my logical side says, "TWO FUGGIN' AT-ATS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WTF?!?!?!?"

I say screw this thread and let's eat some orange danish roles like the one's in my avatar. We can think about it while we eat!

i had some for breakfast this morning 😄

Originally posted by dadudemon
It's hard for me to say.

The Rambo Fanboy part of me says "RAMBO!"

But my logical side says, "TWO FUGGIN' AT-ATS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? WTF?!?!?!?"

I say screw this thread and let's eat some orange danish roles like the one's in my avatar. We can think about it while we eat!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
C-4 arrowheads, bro. RPG.

What are c-4 arrow heads supposed to do against thick durasteel armor?

Originally posted by dadudemon
What are c-4 arrow heads supposed to do against thick durasteel armor?

He's there a week, prep.

Rambo's killing 500 troops now?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Or he could rig a trap to trip them up. Ewoks tripped up AT-ST's, Rambo tripping up AT-AT's should be easy.

He's there a week, prep.

Where does he get info that tripping them would actually work?

Where does he get a durasteel/beskar braided rope from (which would be required to trip something so massive) and where does he find things strong enough to anchor that uber rope to?

I don't see how he can win.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Where does he get info that tripping them would actually work?

Where does he get a durasteel/beskar braided rope from (which would be required to trip something so massive) and where does he find things strong enough to anchor that uber rope to?

I don't see how he can win.

Well, he's in SWverse, surely he knows his enemy, he always does.

They'll never see him. Eventually he'll find a way in and blast the crew to bits, there are only two of them. Plus the AT-AT's aren't venturing into the dense forest, they'll be on the outskirts.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Well, he's in SWverse, surely he knows his enemy, he always does.

They'll never see him. Eventually he'll find a way in and blast the crew to bits, there are only two of them. Plus the AT-AT's aren't venturing into the dense forest, they'll be on the outskirts.

So he'll know that he needs to tie up their legs with a super-strong cable and do so at the speed of a Snow Speeder or he'll need to scale one; use a light-sabre to cut into its underside and deposit several explosives.

Don't see how he's doing either.

Originally posted by Robtard
So he'll know that he needs to tie up their legs with a super-strong cable and do so at the speed of a Snow Speeder and he'll need to scale one; use a light-sabre to cut into its underside and deposit several explosives.

Don't see how he's doing either.

OK, so he'll have a near impossible time destroying the AT-AT's.

The rest?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OK, so he'll have a near impossible time destroying the AT-AT's.

The rest?

100% impossible for Rambo with what he has, imo.

Killing 500 troops will be hard for him, even with retards like the Storm Troopers. He was pressed to kill far less in films 2-4 and he had help in those; a few times his life being saved by others.

So I doubt it; though I suspect he'd take down a great number will making a stupid face before he dies.

Originally posted by Robtard
100% impossible for Rambo with what he has, imo.

Killing 500 troops will be hard for him, even with retards like the Storm Troopers. He was pressed to kill far less in films 2-4 and he had help in those; a few times his life being saved by others.

So I doubt it; though I suspect he'd take down a great number will making a stupid face before he dies.

Killing 500 Stormtroopers will be easy as hell for him.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Killing 500 Stormtroopers will be easy as hell for him.

You know the Rambo films far better than me I assume, but wasn't he saved by the Asian woman in Part 2, by a Mujahadineeny in Part 3 and by the .50 cal carrying sniper and then later by the rebels as his team started to fall apart and where being surrounded in Part 4?

None of these films had him facing off against 500 soldiers and he was Ramsolo.