Rambo versus Endor

Started by Rogue Jedi21 pages

Originally posted by Robtard
You know the Rambo films far better than me I assume, but wasn't he saved by the Asian woman in Part 2, by a Mujahadineeny in Part 3 and by the .50 cal carrying sniper and then later by the rebels as his team started to fall apart and where being surrounded in Part 4?

None of these films had him facing off against 500 soldiers and he was Ramsolo.

He's in the forest for a week, a weeks prep. Stealth. Traps. Oh my.....

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
He's in the forest for a week, a weeks prep. Stealth. Traps. Oh my.....

Maybe if you gave him a little help, like Han and Chewnbacci.

This is spite. Rambo clears this. Everyone knows that Stormtroopers can't shoot protagonists for shit. They got Leia's arm. That's it. Give him a week's prep and he'll be commandeering the AT-ATs, and remotely hijacking the scout walkers. Whole battalion gets taken down with their own equipment.

Rambo curbstomps. Stormtroopers getting wrecked by Rambo's traps in the forrest is going to be awesome. He will destroy the ATSTs with the c4 arrows and then he will jack one of the ATATs for the betrayal win.

Spite. Empire never stood a chance.

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Didn't Wedge or some other Rebel say "Their armor is too thick, we can't penetrate it."

So is C4 stronger than ship blaster fire?

C4 stronger than the detonator Luke tossed inside?

Luke says that AT-AT armor is too strong for their snowpseeder's blasters. Stormtroopers are felled by rocks and AT-STs are crushed/tripped by logs. AT-ATs aren't shielded either or else Luke would have been fried when he rappelled on to it. If Rambo gets on one of those things, everyone's screwed.

Because Rambo knows how to operate it.

Originally posted by Robtard
Didn't Wedge or some other Rebel say "Their armor is too thick, we can't penetrate it."

So is C4 stronger than ship blaster fire?

C4 stronger than the detonator Luke tossed inside?

No that hard to see Rambo taking to the trees, and when an AT AT passes, jumping on top of it, opening the hatch, and dropping in a pound of C4.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No that hard to see Rambo taking to the trees, and when an AT AT passes, jumping on top of it, opening the hatch, and dropping in a pound of C4.

Does the hatch not have a lock?

Does the hatch have a lock but the drivers and commander just leave it unlocked?

What if Rambo takes to the wrong tree and the AT-ATs don't pass it?

Originally posted by Robtard
Does the hatch not have a lock?

Does the hatch have a lock but the drivers and commander just leave it unlocked?

What if Rambo takes to the wrong tree and the AT-ATs don't pass it?

C-4'll take care of the lock.

Rambo is not an idiot. Look at the traps he laid in First Blood.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
C-4'll take care of the lock.

Rambo is not an idiot. Look at the traps he laid in First Blood.

As I said, this is Endor, it's one massive ****ing forest. You're betting that Rambo will climb a tree that's 70+ feet tall and an AT-AT will just happen to walk pasted that tree. Could easily pass 50 meters away and out of Rambo's tree-jumping range or the AT-AT could just barrel into the tree he's in thereby ****ing Rambo's shit up. Seems like a fail plan, this "hide in tree and wait".

Is C4 stronger than the ships weapons? Make a case.

He's not an idiot, so stop making him do idiotic moves. What trap exactly is he laying that will take out an AT-AT? Cos the spikey one he left for the cops won't do shit to an AT-AT.

Originally posted by Robtard
As I said, this is Endor, it's one massive ****ing forest. You're betting that Rambo will climb a tree that's 70+ feet tall and an AT-AT will just happen to walk pasted that tree. Could easily pass 50 meters away and out of Rambo's tree-jumping range or the AT-AT could just barrel into the tree he's in thereby ****ing Rambo's shit up. Seems like a fail plan, this "hide in tree and wait".

Is C4 stronger than the ships weapons? Make a case.

He's not an idiot, so stop making him do idiotic moves. What trap exactly is he laying that will take out an AT-AT? Cos the spikey one he left for the cops won't do shit to an AT-AT.

Linear, dude. Very linear.

Have you guys seen Carivan of Courage?

The last thing Rambo has to worry about is the fricken Empire.

Lakes that swallow you. Trees that eat you. The planet has a certifiably magic presence. And very dangerous. Rambo won't be ready to survive in such a landscape. He'll die the second he goes for a drink.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Linear, dude. Very linear.

Na, dude. It's questions that need to be asked, cos your ideas are mostly insane.

i'm gonna side with Rubtard due to logic and not relying on movie plot device

Originally posted by Robtard
Na, dude. It's questions that need to be asked, cos your ideas are mostly insane.
OK, fine. He has armor piercing bullets, or is this gonna make you go bat shit insane?

(BTW, that's me conceding that he has no chance against the AT-AT's with regular ammo)

AND he is familiar with the terrain.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OK, fine. He has armor piercing bullets, or is this gonna make you go bat shit insane?

(BTW, that's me conceding that he has no chance against the AT-AT's with regular ammo)

AND he is familiar with the terrain.

As it's been said and over and over, any outcome can be had with proper catering, so what's the point? Why not just give Rambo mini-nukes on the tips of his arrows and a healing factor?

Originally posted by Robtard
As it's been said and over and over, any outcome can be had with proper catering, so what's the point? Why not just give Rambo mini-nukes on the tips of his arrows and a healing factor?

K. 5 nukes and Deadpool's regen.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
K. 5 nukes and Deadpool's regen.

Then you have the Rambo win you're after. /congrats

OK seriously....

RPG
Grenades
Bow with C-4 tips and regular tips
Bowie knife
M-60
AK-47
A .45
His machete

No chance in hell? Not with a weeks prep, knowledge of the forest, knowledge of his enemy, knowledge of their vehicles?