Harry Potter vs. The Predator

Harry wanders into the forest scavenging for rare herbs to make a nifty new potion but knows that the forest isn't safe so comes prepared. The predator is in the area, hunting for new prey after a scouting mission discovered Hogwarts is filled with individuals that utilize magic and thus are a new challenge.

Harry Potter is armed with his wand, the invisibility cloak, as well as all spells and potions he has been seen using in the movies. Of course the forbidden curses are not applicable here. Other than that he's just a regular kid.

The predator has all available weaponry and tech from Predator 1 & 2. This includes his wrist blades, net, spear, shoulder cannon, frisbee of doom, cloaking, med kit, various forms of detection such as thermal imaging and lastly his personal nuke. The predator also possesses super human strength/agility/speed, hunting tactics and can take an extreme amount of damage as seen in the movies.

No help will be given from either the magical forest critters or the predators hunting party. This is strictly a one on one showdown.

My prediction: Harry throws everything he has at the alien hunter but ultimately wets himself before having his spine ripped out.

*Personal note - I would pay to see this movie 😄

Predator can see thermal, but does Harry have any kind of way to see/sense Preddy?

Originally posted by Impediment
Predator can see thermal, but does Harry have any kind of way to see/sense Preddy?

I don't believe there was anything in the movies that would indicate such so the question is would Harry be able to react quickly enough to throw up a shield before he was blown in half by an energy blast. I guess you could also debate on whether or not his shield could even withstand such punishment.

Plasma Bolts up Potter's bot or surprise spinner decap FTW leaving Potter's head and spine decorating Predator's mantle piece in a way that really ties the Predator's room together.

Harry dies horribly simple as to it..

Potter has no defense against someone that can camouflage himself, sneak up from behind and gut him..

Potter also has no defense against someone that can fire plasma bolts from a distance..

afterward the Predator starts drinking hot earl grey tea

btw, i hope someone gets the earl grey tea refference

Mmm....no. What's the reference?

Originally posted by Impediment
Mmm....no. What's the reference?

its what capt. picard drunk on star trek:tng

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Verified, so it's a usable screen feat.

Originally posted by mixednuts
frisbee of doom

lol

Who is the OP? I suspect its a sock account. 😛

No, he isn't. I know him personally.

Originally posted by Placidity
lol

Who is the OP? I suspect its a sock account. 😛

I assure you I am no sock. More like a nice fuzzy mitten. 😄

Originally posted by mixednuts
Harry wanders into the forest scavenging for rare herbs to make a nifty new potion but knows that the forest isn't safe so comes prepared. The predator is in the area, hunting for new prey after a scouting mission discovered Hogwarts is filled with individuals that utilize magic and thus are a new challenge.

Harry Potter is armed with his wand, the invisibility cloak, as well as all spells and potions he has been seen using in the movies. Of course the forbidden curses are not applicable here. Other than that he's just a regular kid.

The predator has all available weaponry and tech from Predator 1 & 2. This includes his wrist blades, net, spear, shoulder cannon, frisbee of doom, cloaking, med kit, various forms of detection such as thermal imaging and lastly his personal nuke. The predator also possesses super human strength/agility/speed, hunting tactics and can take an extreme amount of damage as seen in the movies.

No help will be given from either the magical forest critters or the predators hunting party. This is strictly a one on one showdown.

My prediction: Harry throws everything he has at the alien hunter but ultimately wets himself before having his spine ripped out.

*Personal note - I would pay to see this movie 😄

Cause he read 8 million threads of you, in the face of all reason, logic, evidence and argument, saying that Harry Potter could beat anyone up-to-and-including God? 😛

So Harry wanders into the forbidden forest, alone. The Predator has lulz decided that Harry is worth hunting. And let me guess.......Harry is 100% unaware that he is being hunted?

That would fit the opening pattern of all the movies, yes.

OK, and what would also fit the pattern of the movies is the Predator toying with Harry forever. Agreed?

No. I dont agree.

Would YOU toy with someone after reading of Potterphiles rating him as the No.1 in the universe...? I'd doubt it.

I mean, regardless of how wrong that statement would be proven to be after the match is done....you just wouldnt chance it.

No, you can't have it both ways. If Harry is not aware he is being hunted, then PIS rules and the Predator toys with Harry.

If PIS is off, then Harry should be aware he is being hunted.

Up to the thread starter, not us.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, you can't have it both ways. If Harry is not aware he is being hunted, then PIS rules and the Predator toys with Harry.

If PIS is off, then Harry should be aware he is being hunted.

Up to the thread starter, not us.

I wouldn't say that the Predator toyed with any of his prey so much as stalked them until the optimal moment to strike. In the movies he was usually hunting multiple targets and would pick them off one at a time and they were always unaware until the initial strike.

So lets say that Harry is clueless to his presence BUT being that he is in the forest alone he is on his guard since it is a dangerous place.