Harry Potter vs. The Predator

Started by The Nuul14 pages

Is RJ crying because Harry Pothead gets raped again?

Originally posted by The Nuul
Is RJ crying because Harry Pothead gets raped again?

No crying, Just trying to flesh out the encounter. I do predict teenage sodomy via wrist blades though.

Originally posted by mixednuts
I wouldn't say that the Predator toyed with any of his prey so much as stalked them until the optimal moment to strike. In the movies he was usually hunting multiple targets and would pick them off one at a time and they were always unaware until the initial strike.

So lets say that Harry is clueless to his presence BUT being that he is in the forest alone he is on his guard since it is a dangerous place.

Then it's simple. The Predator kills him easily. The Predator would kill most if given these conditions. Riddick, Rambo, anyone human or peak human. Yes, even McClane.

The heroes of each Pred movie had time to get some knowledge of the Pred, and to mount an offensive. If Dutch was having lunch at a sidewalk cafe and the Predator decided to snipe him while invisible, dead Dutch.

If Harry is aware he is being hunted, then he rapes. A protego will shield from anythig the Predator throws at him.

PIS on, Harry rapes. Off, the Pred rapes. Harry is a duelist, not a hunter.

There is no PIS off or PIS on rule in the movie vs. In the comic VS PIS is always off unless stated by thread starter.

PIS is off.

RJ, please stop hugging Harrys nutsack.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Then it's simple. The Predator kills him easily. The Predator would kill most if given these conditions. Riddick, Rambo, anyone human or peak human. Yes, even McClane.

The heroes of each Pred movie had time to get some knowledge of the Pred, and to mount an offensive. If Dutch was having lunch at a sidewalk cafe and the Predator decided to snipe him while invisible, dead Dutch.

If Harry is aware he is being hunted, then he rapes. A protego will shield from anythig the Predator throws at him.

PIS on, Harry rapes. Off, the Pred rapes. Harry is a duelist, not a hunter.

You don't think that Harry being on his guard would give him a chance at least? Maybe toss up a shield at the last second or something to that effect?

BTW- What does PIS stand for?

The "No PIS" Rule

PIS = Plot Induced Stupidity

At times, for the sake of the plot, characters that are immensely more powerful than their opponent will "job" to carry on the plot of the story, even though the characters powers and history would clearly show that they are more than capable of destroying their opponent. For this reason we have a No PIS Rule. This rule prohibits the use of such instances of PIS from being used as evidence in debates.

Originally posted by mixednuts
You don't think that Harry being on his guard would give him a chance at least? Maybe toss up a shield at the last second or something to that effect?

BTW- What does PIS stand for?

PIS: Plot Induced Stupidity.

No, he has no chance here. How's he gonna know to throw up a shield?

Gotcha. Thanks.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

If Harry is aware he is being hunted, then he rapes. A protego will shield from anythig the Predator throws at him.

Pretty sure Potter would need to know the hit is coming, even if he's aware there's a cloaked alien hunter after him, I can't see him casting protego every second just cos.

Also, can the protego shield protect from everything? I'd imagine the thrown/fire weapons like the spear and disc would be blocked, but the shoulder canon?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
PIS: Plot Induced Stupidity.

No, he has no chance here. How's he gonna know to throw up a shield?

How about if he knew Preddy was hunting him? How exactly would HP pull out a win then?

Originally posted by mixednuts
How about if he knew Preddy was hunting him? How exactly would HP pull out a win then?
Lulz, dude. Never seen the HP movies?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lulz, dude. Never seen the HP movies?

Yup. Having a 9 year old daughter, it is required by law that I see them. I haven't watched the newest one yet though. A sex scene is a bit much for a 9 year old.

Having said that, what in the movies gives Harry an automatic win if he knows of the Predators intentions?

Originally posted by Robtard

Also, can the protego shield protect from everything? I'd imagine the thrown/fire weapons like the spear and disc would be blocked, but the shoulder canon?

This, I think, is a valid issue. Does Harry's shield protect him from a high-tech plasma blast as well as magic?

Originally posted by mixednuts
Yup. Having a 9 year old daughter, it is required by law that I see them. I haven't watched the newest one yet though. A sex scene is a bit much for a 9 year old.

Having said that, what in the movies gives Harry an automatic win if he knows of the Predators intentions?

This, I think, is a valid issue. Does Harry's shield protect him from a high-tech plasma blast as well as magic?

The protego is shown blocking not only magic, but solid objects as well. Plasma, or ionized gas, has mass, and therefore would be blocked.

Well RJ did try to have it blocking energy weapons, force attacks, orbital bombardment, and all kinds of stuff in the Star Wars thread.
Seems to think it blocks all energy, matter, subatomically reorganising attacks etc Even attacks from Jesus/God, in some threads.

Its his all purpose "Just cuz" card which he waves in the face of debators whilst actually saying "Im not listening nyahhhhnyahhhnyahhhh."

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The protego is shown blocking not only magic, but solid objects as well. Plasma, or ionized gas, has mass, and therefore would be blocked.

.....as proven here. 😂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well RJ did try to have it blocking energy weapons, force attacks, orbital bombardment, and all kinds of stuff in the Star Wars thread.
Seems to think it blocks all energy, matter, subatomically reorganising attacks etc Even attacks from Jesus/God, in some threads.

Its his all purpose "Just cuz" card which he waves in the face of debators whilst actually saying "Im not listening nyahhhhnyahhhnyahhhh."

Dude, if Harry knows he's being hunted, all he has to do is Accio the cannon. You know that, right?

IF.

And

MAYBE.

Potters Protego has never blocked anything of the Predator's powerful canons power-level.

*runs from thread*

Maybe? Accio summons it. "Accio," it flies off the Pred's shoulder and into Harry's hands.

How does he know the predator has a cannon though?