Harry Potter vs. The Predator

Started by Impediment14 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Harry, flying around at 250 mph, casts a glance in the Predators general direction, says "confundus", mind rapes the Predator. He lands and death spells him.

General direction?! Now this is just getting sad. You're telling me that Potter's spells have an aim bot like Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare?

Not gonna fly.

Originally posted by Pwned
Alright, well, you see, if Harry can SEE pred, and has stopped, then he cant vanish pred, and he doesnt know pred is there.

Harry is outclasses dude, hed get tired, have to relieve himself, eat, sleep, drink. Pred can wait.

He doesn't HAVE to see the Pred. When the Pred fires and misses at Harry zipping around on his broom, he gives his location away.

Confundus does not require the caster to see their target, nor does it require a wand, all the caster needs to do is know the general location of their victim.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Where shall I begin? Vanishing spells, petrificus totalus, wingardium leviosa, accio, immobulus, confundus.....want more?

Keep going. Only this time tell us EXACTLY how it goes down instead of naming spells.

We'll wait.

Originally posted by Impediment
General direction?! Now this is just getting sad. You're telling me that Potter's spells have an aim bot like Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare?

Not gonna fly.

Ye asked:

YouTube video

Ye received.

Zipping around in a dense forest at full speeds(250mph? WTF.) = splat.

So in a way the Predator does lose, as Harry kills himself. Good show.

Dude, pred WONT FIRE. Seeing Harry doesnt mean "OH HEY LETS SHOOT AND GIVE IT ALL AWAY!!!"

Pred is using STEALTH here, you know, bein a sneaky ninja guy-alien-thing. He would throw the Frisbee of Doom, spear, whatever. He stays cloaked. Attacks, in the travel time of the weapon, move.

Its the basics of stalking and striking from a concealed position.

Originally posted by Impediment
Keep going. Only this time tell us EXACTLY how it goes down instead of naming spells.

We'll wait.

How does it go down?

Script one: Harry mounts his broom BEFORE entering the forest, sips Felix, and takes to the sky at 250 mph.

The Predator fires and misses.

Harry looks at where the plasma blast came from and says confundus.

I'd like to thank the Academy.

Line of sight. Every example of confundus required that the caster see the target. Harry cant see the invisible. Lets see Potter fight a ghost. Thats whats happening.

You have no idea how fast 250mph is. By the time he tries to follow where the blast came from, he'll be far away.

This is of course the Predator beign a retard and trying to hit a 250mph object.

edit: How does Harry even see at 250mpg without proper googles?

Originally posted by Pwned
Line of sight. Every example of confundus required that the caster see the target. Harry cant see the invisible. Lets see Potter fight a ghost. Thats whats happening.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Ye asked:

YouTube video

Ye received.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Ye asked:

YouTube video

Ye received.

How will making the Pred jerk to the left make him win? Because that's teh extent of the spell as we see on-screen.

How does it go down?

Script one: Harry mounts his broom BEFORE entering the forest, sips Felix, and takes to the sky at 250 mph.

The Predator fires and misses.

Harry looks at where the plasma blast came from and says confundus.

Harry's already in the forest when he finds out about the Predator. Fail.

Says nothing. She could clearly see him.

Still requires line of sight to what your using it on. Cant see the invisible, let alone going at 150 mph.

Btw, even if he manages to get an Accio off, the broom still needs to travell from the castle to the forest, during which the Pred will eviscerate Potter.

Ok, here is what happens. The predator gets sick of slamming his head against the wall trying to kill this kid. He sends a communication to his homeworld instructing them to enlist the aid of Voldemort to teach them the death spell (since all their advanced tech is apparently useless) and destroy this scourge that is housed in Hogworts before it enslaves the universe.

After doing so Preddy activates his nuke, taking both him and Harry out in the process. 3 months later an entire army of predators lands on earth and lays siege to the castle, killing everyone and possibly saving God himself from the powers within.

Pre-emptive rebuttal to RJ "Harry just lands and protego's himself to shield the blast". 3 days go by with Harry hiding in the shield. Facing starvation and thirst he lowers it and is killed by the remaining nuclear fallout.

/thread

Originally posted by Robtard
You have no idea how fast 250mph is. By the time he tries to follow where the blast came from, he'll be far away.

This is of course the Predator beign a retard and trying to hit a 250mph object.

edit: How does Harry even see at 250mpg without proper googles?

lulz, observe:

YouTube video

FF to 2:45, look at how Harry and Draco are flying under the stands. WITHOUT goggles, nimble as hummingbirds.

Yes, navigating the forest will be childs play for Harry. Add on that he has a firebolt and not the nimbus 2000 from the vid....well.........

Yeah that about sums it up, all thats required really. Harry enters, BOOOOOM hello mr mushroom cloud!

Originally posted by Nephthys
How will making the Pred jerk to the left make him win? Because that's teh extent of the spell as we see on-screen.

Harry's already in the forest when he finds out about the Predator. Fail.

Nope, the thread started amended the OP. Deal with it.

http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Confundus_Charm

The Confundus Charm is a charm that causes a person or animated object to become highly confused. There appear to be varying degrees of inflicted confusion, ranging from tricking a person about a specific issue to making them lose all semblance of common sense, even to the point of endangering themselves.[1] The incantation is "Confundo."

Predator can just shoot ahead of where Harry is gonna fly through, just like any other gunner tracking a distant fast moving target his targetting computer is most likely well capable of that....

Originally posted by Nephthys
Btw, even if he manages to get an Accio off, the broom still needs to travell from the castle to the forest, during which the Pred will eviscerate Potter.
No, Read the amendment to the OP.

So Harry uses a spell that requires you to be able to see the target without seeing him? Making up feats doesnt pass RJ.