Originally posted by srankmissingnin
🙄Please, enlighten me.
Read my posts, I stated everything extremely clearly. If you want to argue the way you are, then you better be ready to accept a lot more speed showings for Thor. Thor's struck everyone from Surfer to Superman -you don't have to count the last one- in fights they attempted to use their speed to dodge attacks.
Pretty ironic isn't it? Using the line of thinking you're utilizing, the team gets destroyed.
We actually have scenes where Thor illustrates legit super speed such as stopping a blitz from Hyperion:
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e139/RageOfTheGod/Thor/DefeatsHyperion5.jpg
Or Thor swinging twice before a blood lusted Gladiator could cover a few feet in flight:
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e139/RageOfTheGod/Thor/DefeatsGladiator4.jpg
Then there's the higher end shit such as punching in between microseconds:
http://i989.photobucket.com/albums/af17/RageOfOlympus/Thor/ReactsMicroSecond.jpg
These feats blow anything Logan has out of the water. Thor's faster when he has to be. It's not a knock against Logan. His simply out of his league.
Just because you ignore them, doesn't mean they aren't there.
Originally posted by srankmissingnin
They aren't even remotely similar. Omega Red and Gorgon are irrevocably tied to Wolverine, the notion that they are Wolverine, only better is essential to their characters. On the other hand, Silver Surfer and Gladiator have no ties to Thor to speak of other than the fact that they have fought from time to time. Apples and Oranges.
Yes they are. Trying to justify your bullshit reasoning, doesn't change the fact that it's bullshit reasoning.
Originally posted by srankmissingnin
The Heimdall scan is a standard "too fast for the eye to fallow scene," which Wolverine - and all streets - have several of. The narration doesn't say "too fast for Heimdall" to fallow, that is just typical wishful fantasy from Thor fanboys. It says "the eye." It is merely a point of reference for the reader, that Thor is capable of moving faster than they, the reader, could see. Heimdall himself did see the attack, and in fact parried/blocked it... it was just too powerful and the force of the impact shattered his ear drums.
You're the only one doing the wishful thinking.
Read the damn narration. It was clearly in the context of Heimdall himself.
http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e139/RageOfTheGod/Thor/ThorFasterthantheEye.jpg
And where did it say his shield blocked the blow?
Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Please. Other than he fighting like an ass - which he does 9/10 anyway - there was nothing below average about Thor in that showing, you only think that because you have no clue what Wolverine is capable off. If Thor was stupid enough to engage Wolverine in melee combat and use Mjolnir to club shit like he does most of the time, he would get cut up... and that's what happened.
You know so little about Thor and his capabilities.
Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Wolverine is faster. Wolverine jumped on Thor's back. There is no indication that he attempted to stab him, or even that his claws were out at the time. If he had tried too, he would have and the fight would have had a different outcome.
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So Thor was in pain because Logan struck him?
http://i673.photobucket.com/albums/vv95/galanphotos/wolvie_thor5.jpg
Pay attention everyone! This is how far Skrank has fallen.
I don't even have to try with you. You're digging your own grave.
And look at that huge speed disadvantage. Thor is able to turn around and bat Logan away. Yet I thought he was clearly far slower than him. Even the comic you so desperately cling to disproves your stance.