Bruce Lee Vs. Randy Couture

Coutre's been kicked in the nuts before; he wasn't dropped. Granted, he had a cup.

Bruce Lee isn't some lighting-fast kicker; Coutre's faced kickers, Muay-Thai experts and such.

I have skills and powers far beyond Randy. All MMA is, is a way for college wrestlers to think they are Masters of the Martial arts by lying atop other men.

And movies are a way for actors to think they are Masters of Martial Arts by pretending to fight.

When Chuck Norris and I threw down, we never pretended, I really did pull the ginger hair from his chest for real. We had to edit his girl like squeal.

I'll admit that I laughed at that.

You know, what if that actually is Lee's ghost? Wouldn't that be freaky?

Anyone?

No?

Originally posted by StyleTime
I'll admit that I laughed at that.

You know, what if that actually is Lee's ghost? Wouldn't that be freaky?

Anyone?

No?

Ha, kind of blew that joke with my prior post sadly, would have been fun.

I am the KMC friendly ghost. 😉

Originally posted by StyleTime
And movies are a way for actors to think they are Masters of Martial Arts by pretending to fight.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Say that to Seagal's face.

You do realise a doorman punched him out at a night club. That said some actors are genuine fighters, he's one, Lundgren is another. Randy would beat them both.

Originally posted by BruceLeesGhost
You do realise a doorman punched him out at a night club. That said some actors are genuine fighters, he's one, Lundgren is another. Randy would beat them both.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Never said Seagal was a juggernaut, just that he is a real life badass. Even the baddest of the bad get rocked on occasion.

True enough, the prodigy BJ Penn has taken several publicised beatings on the street and Lee Murray, once got stabbed at a party despite being the street fighter he was.

Originally posted by BruceLeesGhost
True enough, the prodigy BJ Penn has taken several publicised beatings on the street and Lee Murray, once got stabbed at a party despite being the street fighter he was.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Look at Tyson vs Douglas. Or Kimbo vs Pettruzelli.

Absolutely, the Tyson Vs. Douglas one was particularly unbelievable at the time; but, as all the marriage stuff with Robyn and her mum came out it became clearer how ****ed up he was.

Seagal's a fat slow bastard.

Originally posted by BruceLeesGhost
Absolutely, the Tyson Vs. Douglas one was particularly unbelievable at the time; but, as all the marriage stuff with Robyn and her mum came out it became clearer how ****ed up he was.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I bet if he had it to do over again, Douglas woulda gotten KO'd a few rounds in.

I think we can agree on that and he might have done a lot of things differently, including Desiree Washington.

Originally posted by StyleTime
No, it doesn't. Not that it matters, since Randy isn't a "lumbering muscle mountain."

Who has Bruce beaten with this speed and accuracy btw?

Chuck Norris and some bloke with a clawy hand, saw it on TV

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Say that to Seagal's face.

Originally posted by Bicnarok
Chuck Norris and some bloke with a clawy hand, saw it on TV

Originally posted by Robtard
Seagal's a fat slow bastard.

Well Akido is a silly martial art in my opinion.

Originally posted by BruceLeesGhost
Well Akido is a silly martial art in my opinion.

You're dead, Lee, your opinion doesn't matter.

Originally posted by Robtard
You're dead, Lee, your opinion doesn't matter.

Actually that's very true, except on one thing.... Hell is real you know. :-)