Bruce Lee Vs. Randy Couture · General Discussion Forum

0mega Spawn TheWarmestSun

period lee enters fight to maim randy enters ready to wrestle

no cup for randy so lee would instinctively go to town on his nutz
randy = 3rd guy
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Robtard Senor Member

Randy blocks the kick, grabs Lee and it's over. 205-220lbs champion MMA man-beast > 155lbs Asian.

0mega Spawn TheWarmestSun

LMAO randy wont block shyt thats all randy will try to do is grab
but lee just gonna nut kick him ,eye gouge, bite whatever he needs to do.

MMA champs would actually impress me if they didn't have 100 illegal moves 😆 even average joe can beat a "MMA pros" & have
i don't see any reason why randy would be immune to nut kicks & eye gouging

Mindset Senior Member

Randy would eat him alive.

Robtard Senor Member

^

This fool is either insane, or a Lee-Troll, which is always LoLz worthy.

0mega Spawn TheWarmestSun

Originally posted by Robtard
^
This fool is either insane, or a Lee-Troll, which is always LoLz worthy.

just because im pulling for lee im a lee troll 😬

question how do MMA fighters react when kicked in the nutz? they cringe in pain... just like everybody else. how do MMA fighters react to have their eyes gouged out? they cringe just like everybody else.

shall i go on?

Lee in far superior than randy in most cases... so what can randy do? takedown? & get eyes gouged out, or be bitten? 😆

or he will he 😆 try to 😆 stand up with lee with his half assed boxing... or lee could dance around him until he tires seeing as there is no time limit then proceed to kick his ass

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Why do they call it mixed martial arts?

0mega Spawn TheWarmestSun

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Why do they call it mixed martial arts?

i don't know maybe because they halfazz everything

half assing = mixed nowadays

Rogue Jedi Restricted

All I see is a buncha steroid pumpers grabbing each other and being all gay.

0mega Spawn TheWarmestSun

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
All I see is a buncha steroid pumpers grabbing each other and being all gay.

yea i used to watch MMA but it got progressively lamer & gayer

everytime i put it on there nowadays i see almost everybody through every round 😬

oh & the judges are so dam biased

refs stop fights at odd times too much, hell sometimes i yelled at ref to stop the fight before a guy got his arm snapped

MMA just need more time to grow

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
yea i used to watch MMA but it got progressively lamer & gayer
everytime i put it on there nowadays i see almost everybody through every round 😬
oh & the judges are so dam biased
refs stop fights at odd times too much, hell sometimes i yelled at ref to stop the fight before a guy got his arm snapped
MMA just need more time to grow

Two guys square off in the same stance. They throw a few punches. They go to the ground.

This is not martial arts. This is street fighting.

0mega Spawn TheWarmestSun

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Two guys square off in the same stance. They throw a few punches. They go to the ground.
This is not martial arts. This is street fighting.

exactly... im almost emarrased i liked MMA at a point 😬

StyleTime Senior Member

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
just because im pulling for lee im a lee troll 😬
question how do MMA fighters react when kicked in the nutz? they cringe in pain... just like everybody else. how do MMA fighters react to have their eyes gouged out? they cringe just like everybody else.
shall i go on?
Lee in far superior than randy in most cases... so what can randy do? takedown? & get eyes gouged out, or be bitten? 😆
or he will he 😆 try to 😆 stand up with lee with his half assed boxing... or lee could dance around him until he tires seeing as there is no time limit then proceed to kick his ass

That's not likely at all. Randy has access to the same groin shots and eye gouges that Lee would; however, Randy actually has the experience and proven skill to put someone in a position to use them.

I.e. It's far easier to gouge someone's eyes when you can actually hold them down. The groin shot can mostly be treated like any other low kick. Randy's reach means he can stay safely out of Lee's range and kick Lee at will. Biting? You seriously think that'll give Lee the win?

Lee has nothing saying he'd win this match except an imaginary set of abilities he hasn't demonstrated in any relevant environment.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Why do they call it mixed martial arts?

I think it's a stupid name honestly.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Two guys square off in the same stance. They throw a few punches. They go to the ground.
This is not martial arts. This is street fighting.

That's not true. Fighters have varying stances and not all fighters like to grapple. Martial arts and street fighting aren't mutually exclusive.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by StyleTime

That's not true.

No? That's how most of the fights go, you know. A few punches are throw, a kick or two, then they go to the ground and either whale away or choke.

StyleTime Senior Member

Some fighters prefer to go to the ground. Some don't.

Sometimes you even get movie style shenanigans.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Most go the ground, dude.

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
just because im pulling for lee im a lee troll 😬

The way you're doing it. It's funny, so continue. I initially did similar in the Ali Vs Lee thread years ago, took me pages to come clean and admit 90% of what I claimed about Lee was movies and myths.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

MMGay. Many Men being Gay.

StyleTime Senior Member

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Most go the ground, dude.

At some point during the fight, not necessarily all of the fight? I can agree to that. I was talking more about the "it's all a big, grapple fest" notion.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by StyleTime
At some point during the fight, not necessarily all of the fight? I can agree to that. I was talking more about the "it's all a big, grapple fest" notion.

It's street brawling with a hint of greco roman wrestling.

Just call it what it is.