Bruce Lee Vs. Randy Couture

Started by 0mega Spawn6 pages

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
You ****ing clown. laughcry
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Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
plz tell me what would happen if a kick like that connected to randys pelvis

You'd wake up?

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
You'd wake up?
exactly i'd wake up dead 😱

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
exactly i'd wake up dead 😱

As in, the only place that Bruce Lee can kick a 300lbs bag into the ceiling is in a dream.

Randy Couture would wreck Bruce Lee effortlessly in one round. If Bruce was in MMA, he would be in bantamweight, getting rolled by Urijah Faber.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
As in, the only place that Bruce Lee can kick a 300lbs bag into the ceiling is in a dream.

Randy Couture would wreck Bruce Lee effortlessly in one round. If Bruce was in MMA, he would be in bantamweight, getting rolled by Urijah Faber.

why is it only in a dream?

you've met a person physically the same as lee and asked him to do that only for him to fail? 😐

randy would get kicked in the nuts again & again. then gets stomped

Urijah Faberbantumweight now?

edit - nevermind thinking of someone else

Bruce Lee takes him down.

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
why is it only in a dream?

you've met a person physically the same as lee and asked him to do that only for him to fail? 😐

randy would get kicked in the nuts again & again. then gets stomped

Dude, Cro Cop wouldn't even have 300lbs bags smacking into the ceilings with his kick, and he'd kick Bruce Lee clean in half.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Dude, Cro Cop wouldn't even have 300lbs bags smacking into the ceilings with his kick, and he'd kick Bruce Lee clean in half.
cro crop is not in bruce lee physical condition... just look at the muscle body fat ratio

hed kick bruce in half? is the before or afte bruce kicks him to another universe

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
Wally Jay- "I last saw Bruce after he moved from Culver City to Bel Air. He had a big heavy bag hanging out on his patio. It weighed 300lbs. I could hardly move it at all. Bruce said to me "Hey, Wally, watch this" and he jumped back and kicked it and this monster of a heavy bag went up to the ceiling, Thump!!! And came back down. I still can't believe the power that guy had".

plz tell me what would happen if a kick like that connected to randys pelvis


That qualifies as nothing more than hearsay my friend.
Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
no my argument is this a fight where bruce would use his overwhelmingly speed & power to crush a slow randy...look at lees footwork randy will get punishing off the bat...

lee is clearly faster...

stronger can be argued but i'd still put my money on lee


He hasn't proven he has that power or the footwork of the top tier opponents that Randy has factually faced and beaten. You have no evidence.

I've seen no indication he is faster than your typical lightweight. Randy would crush them too.

Randy tosses around 240+ lbs heavyweights with little effort. He is stronger than Lee dude.

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
hed kick bruce in half? is the before or afte bruce kicks him to another universe

Crocop has KO'd several high level people with his kicks. Bruce Lee has KO'd noone with his.

Crocop has TKO'd someone with a single kick to the ribs. Bruce Lee has never displayed that kind of power.

If you want to believe Lee wins, fine; however, please recognize that there is little to no evidence that will support you in a legitimate discussion.

Your argument sounds like that religious one you hate so much. You know? The one you started a thread about and can't apply the same logic to something else?

Bruce wins easily.

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
cro crop is not in bruce lee physical condition... just look at the muscle body fat ratio

Lee was 'WTFPWNED' by the equivalent of an Aspirin in part due to his 'physical condition'. Having body fat too low is not good.

I'd also hope you would have known that Lee wasn't typically that ripped, as noted, it's not healthly and people that low on BF are generally in a weakened state(see professional body builders). He got in that sort of shape for his films, it wasn't his norm.

Cro Cop > Lee in physical conditioning, Cro Cop has shown he can go rounds in the ring.

Originally posted by Robtard
Lee was 'WTFPWNED' by the equivalent of an Aspirin in part due to his 'physical condition'. Having body fat too low is not good.

I'd also hope you would have known that Lee wasn't typically that ripped, as noted, it's not healthly and people that low on BF are generally in a weakened state(see professional body builders). He got in that sort of shape for his films, it wasn't his norm.

Bruce Lee is stronger and faster, my money is on him beating Randy with a dragons tail kick. I see the fight as easier for Bruce than his Chuck Norris fight.

Originally posted by Cap Capitalism
Bruce Lee is stronger and faster, my money is on him beating Randy with a dragons tail kick. I see the fight as easier for Bruce than his Chuck Norris fight.

Baseless conjecture. Lee was certainly exponentially weaker than Couture, and while he might have been faster, that is pure speculation. Even if he was marginally faster, it is unlikely he had the cardio to keep it for more than a round anyway, since he wasn't trained or conditioned to compete and fight in tournaments. Bruce was juiced out actor and stunt man who tailored his training to be visually impressive on the silver screen, he was not fighter, and he was not some superhuman physical specimen.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Baseless conjecture. Lee was certainly exponentially weaker than Couture, and while he might have been faster, that is pure speculation. Even if he was marginally faster, it is unlikely he had the cardio to keep it for more than a round anyway, since he wasn't trained or conditioned to compete and fight in tournaments. Bruce was juiced out actor and stunt man who tailored his training to be visually impressive on the silver screen, he was not fighter, and he was not some superhuman physical specimen.

But the 3 inch punch...... Randy has nothing to counter it!

Originally posted by Cap Capitalism
I see the fight as easier for Bruce than his Chuck Norris fight.

You uh.....you do realize that was a movie right?

Originally posted by Cap Capitalism
But the 3 inch punch...... Randy has nothing to counter it!

He has... you know... real punches that are actually effective in the real world.

Originally posted by StyleTime
You uh.....you do realize that was a movie right?

Yes, but the fight except for the broken neck was real, they were told to go for it and treated it as a kum mai tai session!

Lolz at the amount of sock-trolls threads like this get. Pretty awesome, imo.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
He has... you know... real punches that are actually effective in the real world.

The UFC is scripted like the WWE, look at that Griffin guy he was supposed to have good striking... but he doesn't.