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Hit Girl versus John McClane

Teehee....

Hit Girl versus McClane. Fight takes place in a fully lit, fully stocked super Wal-Mart at night. Hit Girl is in the back of Wal-Mart (loading area), McClane is in front of Wal-Mart (by the entrance.) They must find each other and kill. Both are 100% briefed on the other.

Hit Girl is armed with two Glock 9mm's. McClane is armed with two Beretta 9mm's. Each have infinite ammo. Each can use anything they can get their hands on as a weapon.

So........Discuss.

Robtard Senor Member

Re: Hit Girl versus John McClane

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

So........Discuss.

Why don't use just tell us how Hit-Girl "pwns all" and I'll rip your argument a new *******? Probably best if you just get right to it, no?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Nah, you go first. This should be entertaining. Like watching Tourette's guy.

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, you go first. This should be entertaining. Like watching Tourette's guy.

Na, you go first. This should be as disturbing/entertaining as watching To Catch a Predator. /pwnface

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Pretty simple. Hit Girl is a bullet dodger. McClane aint hitting her with bullets. So much for the gun battle.

Melee? Well, Wal-Mart is stocked with all sorts of bladed items. Figure it out yet?

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Figure it out yet?

McClane: Higher kill count. Tougher opponents. Stronger. Impossibly more durable. More resourceful. Smarter. Sexier.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Robtard
McClane: Higher kill count.

Irrelevant.

Tougher opponents.

None even close to the level of Hit Girl.

Stronger.

No doubt. McClane wins a fistfight between them.

Impossibly more durable.

No doubt. McClane wins a fistfight between them.

More resourceful.

But he's not a bullet dodger.

Smarter. Sexier.

Yes, I get it, he's who you want to win.

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Irrelevant.
None even close to the level of Hit Girl.
No doubt. McClane wins a fistfight between them.
No doubt. McClane wins a fistfight between them.
But he's not a bullet dodger.
Yes, I get it, he's who you want to win.

Not irrelevant.

High-end military mercs > thugs, goons, druggies and hookers

McClane does

Irrelevant, McClane doesn't have shit aim like said thugs, goons, druggies and hookers.

You disagree on both factors mentioned then?

Blinky Android First Class

Impediment Endless

All bullshit aside, we all know that you are going to campaign for a HG win, John. So, what's to argue?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Robtard
Not irrelevant.

She has one movie thus far, let's take McClane from DH1, where he killed 10.

High-end military mercs > thugs, goons, druggies and hookers

None on the same level as Hit Girl.

McClane does
McClane does

This aint gonna be a fistfight, bro.

Irrelevant, McClane doesn't have shit aim like said thugs, goons, druggies and hookers.

Er, the bullets she dodged were gonna hit her in the head as she was on a dead run. That's first rate aim. There were 10 men in that narrow hallway, all firing at her, and she was too fast and too good a bullet dodger.

You disagree on both factors mentioned then?

Nope. See, most here in the MVF go by appearance. Who LOOKS the baddest, who LOOKS the coolest.

Imagine the following:

Harry Potter standing next to Anakin Skywalker

Hit Girl standing next to John McClane

Severus Snape standing next to Darth Sidious

Prince Nuada standing next to Blade

Edward Cullen standing next to Iron Man

20 Wizards standing next to 20 Jedi/Sith

Now, who looks the coolest? Who looks the baddest? Anakin, McClane, Sidious, Blade, Iron Man and the 20 Jedi/Sith. Most here cannot accept that the person standing next to them, despite looking frail, Emo, faggish or whatever, will rape the living hell out of them.

FYI: This has been concurred by at least half a dozen others whose names I will not mention.

BruceSkywalker The BatLord of the Jedi

Originally posted by Impediment
All bullshit aside, we all know that you are going to campaign for a HG win, John. So, what's to argue?

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Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Impediment
All bullshit aside, we all know that you are going to campaign for a HG win, John. So, what's to argue?

Prove McClane wins? Waiting on that. That's why I started the thread.

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

Nope. See, most here in the MVF go by appearance. Who LOOKS the baddest, who LOOKS the coolest.
Imagine the following:
Harry Potter standing next to Anakin Skywalker
Hit Girl standing next to John McClane
Severus Snape standing next to Darth Sidious
Prince Nuada standing next to Blade
Edward Cullen standing next to Iron Man
20 Wizards standing next to 20 Jedi/Sith
Now, who looks the coolest? Who looks the baddest? Anakin, McClane, Sidious, Blade, Iron Man and the 20 Jedi/Sith. Most here cannot accept that the person standing next to them, despite looking frail, Emo, faggish or whatever, will rape the living hell out of them.
FYI: This has been concurred by at least half a dozen others whose names I will not mention.

So you think Hit-Girl is both smarter and sexier? LoL, gross, dude.

I don't think anyone (ok, maybe one or two) goes by "who looks cooler" or "who looks badder".

I smell epic butt-hurt, bro.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Robtard
I smell epic butt-hurt, bro.
I don't think anyone (ok, maybe one or two) goes by "who looks cooler."

Nah, no butt hurt here.

Discuss the matchup.

Impediment Endless

"High-end military mercs > thugs, goons, druggies and hookers"

"None on the same level as Hit Girl."

So, what you're saying is that the kickboxing mafia boss who beat the shit out of HG would do the same to the mute, blade wielding biznitch from DH3?

Oh, lordy me.

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, no butt hurt here.
Discuss the matchup.

Considering you're still bringing that old shit up...

McClane wouldn't shoot a little girl, he'd try to subdue and he'd likely end up dead, as she's lethal. McClane was gimped from the start. But you have your win, Hit-Girl.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Impediment
"High-end military mercs > thugs, goons, druggies and hookers"
"None on the same level as Hit Girl."
So, what you're saying is that the kickboxing mafia boss who beat the shit out of HG would do the same to the mute, blade wielding biznitch from DH3?
Oh, lordy me.

No, Matt. I am saying that Hit Girl herself is on a totally different level than they are.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Robtard
Considering you're still bringing that old shit up...
McClane wouldn't shoot a little girl, he'd try to subdue and he'd likely end up dead, as she's lethal. McClane was gimped from the start. But you have your win, Hit-Girl.

Actually someone challenged me to say it here.

Think outside the box. Mac wants to kill her, plain and simple. Let's say HG goes bad and Mac sees her as a rabid dog that must be put down.

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Actually someone challenged me to say it here.
Think outside the box. Mac wants to kill her, plain and simple. Let's say HG goes bad and Mac sees her as a rabid dog that must be put down.

Want a cookie? But it's BS, as I said, you might find one or two that seriously base their argument on cooler/badder looks. Who's the retard challenging you to post retard statements?

Too late. You're the "morals" proponent in the MVF. McClane's morals net him a loss here, he wouldn't kill a KO'd Asian woman, he's not shooting a child, no matter how ridiculous she looks. Hit-Girl takes it.