Hit Girl versus John McClane

Started by Impediment8 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, Matt. I am saying that Hit Girl herself is on a totally different level than they are.

HG's training has never been revealed to be any near the level of European military mercs. Her cop dad trained her. Good as she is, she cannot be factually proven to be superior to any kind of DH merc.

Originally posted by Robtard
Want a cookie? But it's BS, as I said, you might find one or two that seriously base their sole argument on cooler/badder looks.

Too late. You're the "morals" proponent in the MVF. McClane's morals net him a loss here, he wouldn't kill a KO'd Asian woman, he's not shooting a child, no matter how ridiculous she looks. Hit-Girl takes it.

Hit Girl takes it on skill alone. If Mac tries to outshoot her, she dodges and kills him.

If it goes melee weapons, she'll chuck two butcher knives in his chest.

However you slice it, she wins here. You're using the "McClane doesn't hurt women" angle because you realize this.

Originally posted by Impediment
HG's training has never been revealed to be any near the level of European military mercs. Her cop dad trained her. Good as she is, she cannot be factually proven to be superior to any kind of DH merc.
haermm She's a bullet dodger, bro. Observe:

YouTube video

Now, quote a Mac feat or DH merc feat that comes even close to what she did there.

You can't.

Hit Girl>>>>>>>>>>>>McClane.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

However you slice it, she wins here.

Because she looks cooler.

Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets....................................................this is all you have for HG, John?

Mac is in a freaking Wal-Mart store that sells high powered hunting rifles and hunting bow & arrows for long range shots, not to mention excessive cover for stealth which, by the way, he has shown to be as resourceful as Solid damn Snake with. Mac can maneuver in Wally World and do some sneaky G shit.

Originally posted by Robtard
Because she looks cooler.
No, actually Mac looks cooler.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, actually Mac looks cooler.

McClane never wore a mask though; mask are cool.

Originally posted by Impediment
Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets....................................................this is all you have for HG, John?

Mac is in a freaking Wal-Mart store that sells high powered hunting rifles and hunting bow & arrows for long range shots, not to mention excessive cover for stealth which, by the way, he has shown to be as resourceful as Solid damn Snake with. Mac can maneuver and Wally World and do some sneaky G shit.

I'd imagine those massive Wal-Marts have extensive HVAC systems.

Originally posted by Impediment
Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets.Dodge bullets....................................................this is all you have for HG, John?

Mac is in a freaking Wal-Mart store with hunting rifles for long range shots, not to mention excessive cover for stealth which, by the way, he has shown to be as resourceful as Solid damn Snake with. Mac can maneuver and Wally World and do some sneaky G shit.

That, and the incredible feats she showed in the vid ✅ Feats Mac cannot come close to replicating.

Not all Wal-Marts have firearms, duder.

Besides, that works both ways ✅ HG showed just as impressive stealth.

Originally posted by Robtard
I'd imagine those massive Wal-Marts have extensive HVAC systems.
Mhm, they have really cool NVG and breaker boxes too.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm, they have really cool NVG and breaker boxes too.

So this Wal-Mart doesn't sell common items like shotguns and hunting rifles, but it carries night-vision goggles? Let me guess, also carries a custom cable-knife and a kevlar-vest in child size? Maybe a glaive or two?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
That, and the incredible feats she showed in the vid ✅ Feats Mac cannot come close to replicating.

Not all Wal-Marts have firearms, duder.

Besides, that works both ways ✅ HG showed just as impressive stealth.

all the walmarts here in los angeles do 🙂 😄

So, alluva sudden, this is not a Super Center Wal-Mart that doesn't sell rifles/bow & arrows? Nice.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Both are 100% briefed on the other.

HG knows that Mac will use stealth, but will that impede the fact that Mac is, in fact going to use stealth? Mac knows that HG is a bullet dodger so he is going to do the smart thing and STAY THE F*CK AWAY FROM HG! HG has no stealth abilities!

Originally posted by Robtard
So this Wal-Mart doesn't sell common items like shotguns and hunting rifles, but it carries night-vision goggles?
Mhm. Some carry rifles, some don't. The one I shop at does not. NVG are commonly used in hunting by inbred rednecks.

Originally posted by Impediment
So, alluva sudden, this is not a Super Center Wal-Mart that doesn't sell rifles/bow & arrows? Nice.

HG knows that Mac will use stealth, but will that impede the fact that Mac is, in fact going to use stealth? Mac knows that HG is a bullet dodger so he is going to do the smart thing and STAY THE F*CK AWAY FROM HG! HG has no stealth abilities!

If it pleases you, this Wal Mart has it all. Happy? Having said that, Mac never showed any long range shooting ability. There, nipped that in the butt.

HG has no stealth abilities? You need to watch Kick Ass.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm. Some carry rifles, some don't. The one I shop at does not. NVG are commonly used in hunting by inbred rednecks.

Oh, come on, John. What Houston area Wally World isn't going to be a Super Center? Even my little Huntsville Wal-Mart store is a Super.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
If it pleases you, this Wal Mart has it all. Happy? Having said that, Mac never showed any long range shooting ability. There, nipped that in the butt.

HG has no stealth abilities? You need to watch Kick Ass.

Please stop. I can't take any more laughter. My sides are splitting.

I suppose you forgot the shot he made in DH3 to the power lines with a snub nose .38 revolver? No long range, my patootie.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
If it pleases you, this Wal Mart has it all. Happy? Having said that, Mac never showed any long range shooting ability. There, nipped that in the butt.

HG has no stealth abilities? You need to watch Kick Ass.

Rifle+Scope. Boom, head-shot.

Which stealth scenes you talking about? The Night-Vision doesn't count as stealth.

Originally posted by Impediment
Oh, come on, John. What Houston area Wally World isn't going to be a Super Center? Even my little Huntsville Wal-Mart store is a Super.
Not sure what you're getting at. This Wal Mart in this thread has it all, for arguments sake. Rifles, Shotguns, NVG, tampons, beer, cheetohs, the works.

BTW, I've seen Kick Ass. It was pretty damn awful. I mean, even for a comic book flick originally by Mark Millar, it was bad. Especially with Nic f*cking Cage. The comic was light years better.