Hitman vs. Hit-girl

Started by marwash2214 pages

lulz.

they have a mutual understanding that it would be more honorable and a better show of skill if they fought using swords rather than just to simply shoot each other and have everyone die.

Also, your point is fraudulent due to the fact that Hit-Girl basically sucker punched them all by coming around the corner unexpected...whereas, all four men in the Hitman clip had guns drawn and saw each other from the very beginning.

Another thing, the 3 guys 47 faced >>>>> the 10 or so guys Hitgirl beat, in terms of skill.

Originally posted by marwash22
lulz.

they have a mutual understanding that it would be more honorable and a better show of skill if they fought using swords rather than just to simply shoot each other and have everyone die.

Also, your point is fraudulent due to the fact that Hit-Girl basically sucker punched them all by coming around the corner unexpected...whereas, all four men in the Hitman clip had guns drawn and saw each other from the very beginning.

Another thing, the 3 guys 47 faced >>>>> the 10 or so guys Hitgirl beat, in terms of skill.

Nah, they were walking down the hall, guns raised. They knew someone was there. HG had guns drawn on her that whole fight.

10 guys who were all of decent or better aim? Yeah. Point is that you put HG on that train and she rapes those 3 guys with her guns. HM could not do this.

that is pure conjecture.

you're currently driving down fanboy lane and are fast approaching masturbation boulevard.

Originally posted by marwash22
that is pure conjecture.

you're currently driving down fanboy lane and are fast approaching masturbation boulevard.

K, so explain to me why HM didn't kill those 3 guys with his guns.

BTW: HG's screen feats dictate that she could have done this easily.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
K, so explain to me why HM didn't kill those 3 guys with his guns.

BTW: HG's screen feats dictate that she could have done this easily.

Originally posted by marwash22

they have a mutual understanding that it would be more honorable and a better show of skill if they fought using swords

Originally posted by Robtard
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
K, so explain to me why HM didn't kill those 3 guys with his guns.

BTW: HG's screen feats dictate that she could have done this easily.

Don't give me that "honor" bullshit. Try again. You out HG on that train and she: Runs at the first guy, dodges his bullets, shoots him in the head. Runs at the second guy, dodges his bullets, shoots him in the head. Throws a bali song knife in the face of the third.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Don't give me that "honor" bullshit.

Maybe watch the beginning of the scene, before the fight? Or don't and keep looking like an *******.

I know. But that was bullshit. Like I said. You put HG on that train and she: Runs at the first guy, dodges his bullets, shoots him in the head. Runs at the second guy, dodges his bullets, shoots him in the head. Throws a bali song knife in the face of the third.

That's just ridiculous fangirl-masturbation. As if the other two guys would sit there and wait.

As I said, watch the sword-fight clip from Hitman.

I did. And? HG chucks her bali song in his chest.

If hitgirl was in that traincarriage I believe she would have died.
The Agents were all in hiding. All corners. All extreme professionals.
Not some idiot mafia goons who were pissing there pants at the chaos.

It's his bar scene that is the problem. He just stands there and takes 10 men around him down. Doesn't take cover or anything.

Nah, she would be fine. The guys she faced were all ducking for cover and firing as they did so.

Yes, HM took cover in that fight.

Moot point, she dodges bullets. Her speed and agility net a gun win here.

She cant dodge all bullets in the galaxy. Thats infinite limit fallacy.

Hitman is way better a shot than the jerks she faced.

Being a good shot can't stop someone from dodging your bullets. The bullet she dodged was going right for her head. And as video games have taught me, headshots are the bestest shots. How much of a better shot can you be?

He'll likely keep her busy longer than the goons she encountered did.
More bullets to dodge: Then its a numbers game.

More bullets to dodge? 😬

It doesn't matter how good a shot you are, you can't produce more bullets with 2 guns than with 10 guns (uzi, miniguns etc not included).

Thats right.

And if you are around longer because of your skills, you can produce more of those bullets, and ensconce them into your opponent's ass at horrendous velocity...

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
She cant dodge all bullets in the galaxy. Thats infinite limit fallacy.

Hitman is way better a shot than the jerks she faced.

Horse poop. The bullets she dodged, they passed right by where she was. They were dead on in their aim, those guys.

Try again.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Being a good shot can't stop someone from dodging your bullets. The bullet she dodged was going right for her head. And as video games have taught me, headshots are the bestest shots. How much of a better shot can you be?
He knows. He's trolling.

47 for the win.