Multiverse fight: Hit-Potter Vs Grammaton Vader

Proof?

She seemed kinda pissy to me.

jk

And for good reason. Murdered mom and dad.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm, and HG was not menstrating in Kick Ass. See how that works?

But when shes Harry's age, like we can assume she is here...

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
But when shes Harry's age, like we can assume she is here...

To be fair, the character would be the average age between Hit-Girl(12ish) and Harry Potter(17ish), which would be at about 14-15, the perfect age to be a bitching menstrual wreck.

And for the record. Preston cried cos it was the first time in his life hearing music and it was Beethoven no less, very powerful on the emotions.

Well....there y'go.

Somes like sense to me.

K, and she was already pissed as it is. Add on PMS then.

Yes.....makes her have uncomfortable/painful cramps, headaches, the blood etc all kinds of shit....this on top of Potter being silly twit with a stick who wouldn't know what to so with a menstruating banshee demon, the matchup looks in trouble.

She'll be too busy saving her rage for Potter for leaving the seat up in the bathroom and other such minor offences, to be too worried about John Vader..and that will be her/his/whatever's undoing.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yes.....makes her have uncomfortable/painful cramps, headaches, the blood etc all kinds of shit....

this on top of Potter being silly twit with a stick who wouldn't know what to so with a menstruating banshee demon, the matchup looks in trouble.

She'll be too busy saving her rage for Potter for leaving the seat up in the bathroom and other such minor offences, to be too worried about John Vader..and that will be her/his/whatever's undoing.

Im familiar with the quasi satanic effect it can have on a woman.

Yes, and this incompatible elements will be their undoing.

Sure, that's gotta be it.

As it will be for Vader. He'll take one look at his pistols and throw the away because they are "uncivilized." He'll then proceed to cry his little eyes out over Padme. When all is said and done, Hit Potter will be pissing on his corpse.

Potter's urine wont bother Vader.
But Harry would get his dick burned off by force thrown lightsaber, whilst the cleric half fires away with both guns.. resulting in more RJ tears and him having to go back to the proverbial drawing board.

Nah, Vader was killed a long time ago, wheeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

As it will be for Vader. He'll take one look at his pistols and throw the away because they are "uncivilized." He'll then proceed to cry his little eyes out over Padme. When all is said and done, Hit Potter will be pissing on his corpse.

To b fair, Obi Wan (who isn't an evil prick) wasn't above using a gun when he needed, so I doubt Vader would be, especially if it meant his life. This is a fight to the death here.

That's not right at all, while Anakin is a whiny man-boy, Preston brings the ability to instantly suppress all emotion; he can do this without the use of Prozium either.

Nope. Cleric John Vader buried the bespectacled teenyboppergirl some time before you thought that deluded thought.

Nah, he can't do that when he's buried under rubble!!!!!!

He can, y know....telekinesis.

The long ago smited wizards couldn't though.

And here's the song the Jedi will be singing when Voldemort mind rapes them:

YouTube video

They'd expect that and would kill him first.

But thats the song that runs through your head allllllll day long, isnt it RJ? 🙂

Sure they would. How they gonna kill them? By spitting hot tea on them?

Voldemort would take a deathstar blast to the nutsack.