Mortal Kombat versus Big Trouble in Little China

Started by thanos-prime17 pages
thanos-prime Senior Member

Nah. they're not. Get over it.
fraid so as they fall under "all MK fighters" .

It took him several seconds, dude. Besides, to attack he has to be whole. BAM, chest shot.
wow once again just ignore the entire argument i don't know why i even bother.

Dude, seriously, read the OP.
I did nothing in there about distance.

WOW, dude, did you REALLY just say this?
yeah i did sword play doesn't = martial art's in it's entirety you look at that scene at see swordsman losing and apply that to every kind of martial arts in other words you fail.

Nah, the Chang Sings, on medicine, are better fighters.
Prove the medacine makes them better fighter's, prove they have enough for the whole army.

Nah, BTLC magic is superior.
i see making false statement's with no proof is something you do often.


And a bullet to the head would do them in just fine. Dooooooooooooh!!!!!
once again ignoring the point another thing you seem to do quite often.

Like Johnny Cage? SNAP!!!!! get it?
I could say the same thing for these supposed bulletproof storms being killed by a sword.

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The Last Samurai. Watch it.

I have, a few times; I recall a scene where a bunch of Asian's with guns where destroyed by a bunch of Asian's with bows, swords and spears.

YouTube video

thanos-prime Senior Member

Originally posted by Robtard
I have, a few times; I recall a scene where a bunch of Asian's with guns where destroyed by a bunch of Asian's with bows, swords and spears.

YouTube video

ha nice one

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by thanos-prime
fraid so as they fall under "all MK fighters" .
When did they fight? One has to fight in order to be called a fighter.

They didn't fight, therefore they are not in this thread. Nothing you say will change this.

wow once again just ignore the entire argument i don't know why i even bother.
I ignored nothing. You just don't like the answer.

I did nothing in there about distance.
You really need me to spell it out for you? Are you serious?

yeah i did sword play doesn't = martial art's in it's entirety you look at that scene at see swordsman losing and apply that to every kind of martial arts in other words you fail.
Ever hear of Kenjutsu, AKA Kendo, and Judo, and Aikido?

Yeah, stop talking.

Prove the medacine makes them better fighter's, prove they have enough for the whole army.
Watch how much faster and agile Wang and the others are in the final fight scene.

"They also have plenty of medicine."

i see making false statement's with no proof is something you do often.
The movie makes the statement, not me.

Tell you what, post a vid of MK magic and I'll post a vid of BTLC magic that buries it.

once again ignoring the point another thing you seem to do quite often.
No, I'm just stating the painfully obvious. You keep ignoring that the MK fighters are just as fragile as humans.

I could say the same thing for these supposed bulletproof storms being killed by a sword.
Hey, beats being killed by water. See what I did there?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Robtard
I have, a few times; I recall a scene where a bunch of Asian's with guns where destroyed by a bunch of Asian's with bows, swords and spears.

YouTube video

Lulz, half trained idiots who couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat.

Algren: "They're not ready."

Nice try.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by thanos-prime
ha nice one
Nah, it was fail.

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lulz, half trained idiots who couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat.

Algren: "They're not ready."

Nice try.

Cos those street thugs were equal to trained soldiers? They too looked like they "couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat."

thanos-prime Senior Member

They didn't fight, therefore they are not in this thread. Nothing you say will change this.
now using magic isn't a form of fighting?

I ignored nothing. You just don't like the answer.
i don't like the answer because it completely ignores the fact that he will be behind them all when he fires which he once again ignored.

You really need me to spell it out for you? Are you serious?
Not really because whatever you say won't be coming from the Op which i read.

Ever hear of Kenjutsu, AKA Kendo, and Judo, and Aikido?

Yeah, stop talking.

lol none of them have anything to do with what were talking about the main form of attack used was sword fighting 1 or 2 cases of martial arts being used on the battlefield don't speak for the whole.

Watch how much faster and agile Wang and the others are in the final fight scene.
not faster at all?

"They also have plenty of medicine."
plenty generally means much less than 100.

The movie makes the statement, not me.

Tell you what, post a vid of MK magic and I'll post a vid of BTLC magic that buries it.

OK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flVEAzMz2ig
start's at 2:56 better than anything in BTILC. Raiden also created a portal another feat for him.

No, I'm just stating the painfully obvious. You keep ignoring that the MK fighters are just as fragile as humans.
So is everyone on your team and don't start with that bulletproof shit it's contradicted by the sword killing one of them.

Hey, beats being killed by water. See what I did there?
lol no it doesn't they used a plot device to beat him him not a bad showing at all lol desperate much?

thanos-prime Senior Member

Originally posted by Robtard
Cos those street thugs were equal to trained soldiers? They too looked like they "couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat."
good point forgot to address this.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by thanos-prime
now using magic isn't a form of fighting?
Mhm, Egg Shen, Lo Pna, Shang Tsung, they displayed this. The Elder Gods didn't.

Moving on.

i don't like the answer because it completely ignores the fact that he will be behind them all when he fires which he once again ignored.
Sure, they'll completely be ignorant to the fact that a huge cloud of smoke is among them 🙄

Not really because whatever you say won't be coming from the Op which i read.
No doubt you read it, apparently you don't get it.

The MK army is coming to the BTLC crew. This is not a duel at ten paces.

lol none of them have anything to do with what were talking about the main form of attack used was sword fighting 1 or 2 cases of martial arts being used on the battlefield don't speak for the whole.
Ahahahaha, pwned your ass.

not faster at all?
Actually quite a bit faster.

Your turn.

plenty generally means much less than 100.
No, that would be "some." "Plenty" means plenty to go around.

OK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flVEAzMz2ig
start's at 2:56 better than anything in BTILC. Raiden also created a portal another feat for him.
Already covered this, several times.

Great, so he can escape before he gets his ass kicked.

So is everyone on your team and don't start with that bulletproof shit it's contradicted by the sword killing one of them.
High end feats, bro, not low end feats.

lol no it doesn't they used a plot device to beat him him not a bad showing at all lol desperate much?
What I just said.

*Lol's as Johnny kicks Goro in the nads*

See?

One more time: Where are the MK bullet dodging feats? Valid answer this time, please.

Originally posted by Robtard
Cos those street thugs were equal to trained soldiers? They too looked like they "couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat."
O'rly? You miss the gang members falling left and right?

Yeah, guess you did.

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

O'rly? You miss the gang members falling left and right?

Yeah, guess you did.

Spraying other idiots who stand there and spray back isn't being a good shot, but I guess you already knew that.

thanos-prime Senior Member

]Mhm, Egg Shen, Lo Pna, Shang Tsung, they displayed this. The Elder Gods didn't.
Im done with this we will just have to get a ruling.

Sure, they'll completely be ignorant to the fact that a huge cloud of smoke is among them 🙄
lol exaggerate the size of the cloud much? it wasn't that big and in a battle where gun barrel's are smoking it wouldn't look that conspicuous.

No doubt you read it, apparently you don't get it.
Explain it to me then.

The MK army is coming to the BTLC crew. This is not a duel at ten paces.
lol bs that's not anywhere in the op it just says the BTILC gang is the only thing standing in there way.

Ahahahaha, pwned your ass.
how?

Actually quite a bit faster.
i think not.

Already covered this, several times.
lol concession accepted.

Great, so he can escape before he gets his ass kicked.
No what that means is he has a way of moving the troops are faster.

What I just said.

*Lol's as Johnny kicks Goro in the nads*

See?

One more time: Where are the MK bullet dodging feats? Valid answer this time, please.

no it's not the sword wasn't a plot device kill accept it there not bullet proof cry about it.

One more time: Where are the MK bullet dodging feats? Valid answer this time, please.
wow once again they won't need to dodge bullets as the fodder will soak up the bullets.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by thanos-prime
Im done with this we will just have to get a ruling.
No, we won't. Matt is a fair moderator, he knows my posting style. He'll see what I said and see what I meant.

But in your defense, you don't know my posting style, so I can kinda see how you misread it.

lol exaggerate the size of the cloud much? it wasn't that big and in a battle where gun barrel's are smoking it wouldn't look that conspicuous.
Well, gun barrel smoke does not creep along the ground.

Explain it to me then.
I.....just did......

lol bs that's not anywhere in the op it just says the BTILC gang is the only thing standing in there way.
And the MKers must venture into Chinatown, unfamiliar territory, and engage the BTLC crew.

how?
Because Samurai use martial arts.

i think not.
I think so.

lol concession given.
About time.

No what that means is he has a way of moving the troops are faster.
Move the where?

no it's not the sword wasn't a plot device kill accept it there not bullet proof cry about it

wow once again they won't need to dodge bullets as the fodder will soak up the bullets.

Mhm, they'll soak up the bullets, then the bullets will strike the rest.

0mega Spawn TheWarmestSun

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
😆 dont need to dodge bullets if the guys with the guns got ambushed by Sindel, Cyrax, & Smoke... bombs & sindel scream FTW

RJ you fail... as usual 😬

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Didn't reply to that because it's full of epic fail.

0mega Spawn TheWarmestSun

no you didn't reply because it crushes an argument you had or will have...😆

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
no you didn't reply because it crushes an argument you had or will have...😆
Sure it did!!!

I covered Sindel. Head shot does her in.

Cyrax goes down in a hail of bullets, the time it takes to arm his nanobytes gives the BTLC crew plenty of time to shoot him.

Same for Smoke.

Lo Pan can be intangible AND cast spells, dude. Anything they throw his way is gonna pass right through him.

Next?

Rogue Jedi Restricted
Originally posted by Robtard
Spraying other idiots who stand there and spray back isn't being a good shot, but I guess you already knew that.

They were able to point and spray and regularly hit their targets. Wait, isn't that hat McClane does?

😮

0mega Spawn TheWarmestSun

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sure it did!!!

I covered Sindel. Head shot does her in.

Cyrax goes down in a hail of bullets, the time it takes to arm his nanobytes gives the BTLC crew plenty of time to shoot him.

Same for Smoke.

Lo Pan can be intangible AND cast spells, dude. Anything they throw his way is gonna pass right through him.

Next?

teleporting around thanks to scorpion. dropping bombs, shooting rockets, Sindel screaming. FAIL more

Lo pan never cast any spells while intangible 😬 ... why lie?

hell he never even entered a fight 😬 ... a real one anyways.
unless you can show what that light battle was about

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
teleporting around thanks to scorpion. dropping bombs, shooting rockets, Sindel screaming. FAIL more

Lo pan never cast any spells while intangible 😬 ... why lie?

hell he never even entered a fight 😬 ... a real one anyways.
unless you can show what that light battle was about

Mhm, because Scorpion won't ever stop and try and hook someone, will he? He'll be teleporting the whole time. 🙄

Yes, he did. At his wedding, when the curse was half lifted.

Sure, the battle with Egg was total bullshit.