Clubber Lang vs. Ivan Drago

Started by Robtard37 pages
Originally posted by quanchi112
That is why I said almost half my age aka 20.

15 is "almost" 17.5, aka "half your age", you degenerate.

Originally posted by Robtard
15 is "almost" 17.5, aka "half your age", you degenerate.
20 is almost half my age.

Originally posted by quanchi112
20 is almost half my age.

15, 16 and 17 are "almost half your age", 17.5 is half your age. Degenerate.

Originally posted by Robtard
15, 16 and 17 are "almost half your age", 17.5 is half your age. Degenerate.
20 is also almost half my age. I already pointed this out, heathen.

Originally posted by quanchi112
20 is also almost half my age. I already pointed this out, heathen.

15 is as close to 17.5 as 20 is. 16 & 17 are closer to half your age, you degenerate.

Originally posted by Robtard
15 is as close to 17.5 as 20 is. 16 & 17 are closer to half your age, you degenerate.
Again, 20 is almost half my age.

Repeat: 15, 16 and 17 are "almost half your age", 17.5 is half your age. Degenerate.

Originally posted by Robtard
Repeat: 15, 16 and 17 are "almost half your age", 17.5 is half your age. Degenerate.
20 is also almost half my age. Redneck.

I must say, you were more respectable when we thought you were a kid. To know that a full grown man trolls in such an idiotic manner is beyond pathetic. I actually want to shed tears at your humiliation.

Originally posted by Lestov16
I must say, you were more respectable when we thought you were a kid. To know that a full grown man trolls in such an idiotic manner is beyond pathetic. I actually want to shed tears at your humiliation.
Says the guy who posted a link demeaning his own mother. You disgust me.

I thought you said I photoshopped that pic. Are you actually admitting for once in your sad pathetic life that you were wrong?

Originally posted by Lestov16
I thought you said I photoshopped that pic. Are you actually admitting for once in your sad pathetic life that you were wrong?
Ipad left out "alleged" mother.

Originally posted by quanchi112
20 is also almost half my age. Redneck.

20 is also almost half my age. Redneck.

20 - 17.5 = 2.5
17.5 - 15 = 2.5

2.5 = you're a degenerate, degenerate.

When will you get an actual computer? I guess you choose the victims without wallets.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Look juggerquan,

I think this is so funny coming from you. I agree with one part of quanchi's stance and I'm "juggerquan". But you rode his cock over 20 McClain, Bower, and Van Zan threads so what does that make you?

Originally posted by Lestov16
the only reason Rocky didn't tap Lang's ass the first time was because of sub-par training and distractions. When he got good again, he decimated Clubber in a mere 3 rounds. He used a more extensive training regimen (doubly fueled by rage at Apollo's death) to gain more muscle mass than ever before to fight Drago. This is why he was more durable and tanking Drago's hits, not because Drago was weaker but because Rocky got stronger. As stated before, Drago was knocking out men with headgear and outright killed a man due to his supreme punching power. Clubber doesn't even come close. Stop ignoring the facts and spewing bullshit. Your interpretation doesn't supersede the filmmakers or common logic just because you don't understand how bodybuilding works.

All of this has been addressed already. You don't need superhuman strength to KO someone with head gear or to kill a man in the ring. Things like that happen irl. Clubber's hits took more of a toll on Rocky in 3 rounds than Drago's did in 15.

But here comes the "well brain damage stuff" while you ignore the actual reason behind it. It was caused by years and years of abuse. Did Drago contribute to it? Yes. More than Clubber? Very possible. But that doesn't make him hit harder. He hit him much more than Lang, cuz Rocky allowed it.

Look at it this way: Imagine for a second you get in a fight with an amateur boxer and he knocks you out with like 4 hits right? Then later you fight with a normal guy and, since he doesn't hit quite as hard, you are able to last a lot longer but in the process you take 100 shots to your head. Now you have brain damage. The boxer probably was less of a cause than the regular guy right? Does that automatically mean he hit harder? Nope. He just had many MANY more open/free hits to Rocky's head.

Originally posted by Robtard
20 is also almost half my age. Redneck.

20 - 17.5 = 2.5
17.5 - 15 = 2.5

2.5 = you're a degenerate, degenerate.

That is why I used the word almost, kid.

Originally posted by Psychotron
Pfft. That's not even close to being true. He suffered plenty of hits before and after that, and let's not forget all the body shots. If Lang was as strong as you say those 26 shots in a row would have KOed Rocky, but they didn't.

I already explained to you how muscle mass softens incoming hits, and we clearly see Rocky training for strength against Drago. I don't know what more you want. Also, he didn't train for technique again, like he did against Clubber, because he already had it.

I'm even going to respond to this anymore, it's trolling.

Yes, you are. You tried to pass off a few bruises as greater damage than brain damage.

It's very true. He hardly took any punches outside of that corner combo. Him being as strong as I say has no bearing on Rocky's durability tho. He still can take a super human amount of damage. So the fact that they didn't KO him doesn't speak to Clubber's power, it speaks to Rocky's durability. And iirc Drago couldn't KO Rocky either. And after Rocky basically let him punch him in the face for 15 rounds. That hurts Drago way more than it hurts Lang in terms of power if that's the way you want to look at it.

He also didn't use any technique against Drago. He was basically Rocky from Rocky I and II in terms of technique and skill. He used the same plan against Creed. Drago's strength didn't make him need a different paln. Clubber's did.

Dropped then.

Again with this. As stated earlier, Drago was not solely responsible for the brain damage. Stop pretending he was.

Originally posted by Psychotron
No. There is a correlation. Take some wimp and a muscular guy, both with no combat training or experience, and start punching them. Who do you think would fall first?

That actually varies. Sometimes the big guy has a glass jaw.

Quan and juggerquan. This will be epic.

Originally posted by juggerman
I think this is so funny coming from you. I agree with one part of quanchi's stance and I'm "juggerquan". But you rode his cock over 20 McClain, Bower, and Van Zan threads so what does that make you?

He rode my cock hard and was mocked by those he currently submits to. He has no pride or sense of self. He's just a henchman or a sidekick.

Originally posted by quanchi112
That is why I used the word almost, kid.

Nah, you're not almost a degenerate, you're a fully fledged degenerate.