Zannah vs Maul

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Zannah vs Maul

Who wins?

Sabers, Force and all out.

Fight takes place on Ruusan

Lightsabers: Maul
Force: Zannah
All-Out: Hmm....I'll go with Zannah for now, unless I hear a compelling counterargument.

I'm pretty much inclined to agree with you there

Zannah would win with sith sorcery.

maul sucks in the force if he can not force push obi wan to kill him which if that happened anakin would become mauls secret apprentince and palpatine would find out and then darth vader would be the ultimate star wars character but that did not happen sooo zannah would destroy maul

Zannah beat Bane. Bane >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Maul. Zannah >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Maul.

Also if I recall correctly Ruusan does have latent darkside energies to it that she could use for a Naughty Tentacle Attack to utterly butt**** him.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Zannah beat Bane. Bane >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Maul. Zannah >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Maul.

Also if I recall correctly Ruusan does have latent darkside energies to it that she could use for a Naughty Tentacle Attack to utterly butt**** him.

dontgetit

Obi-Wan beat Anakin. Anakin > Dooku. Obi-Wan Dooku?

I see your most recent ban has apparantly stripped you of your sense of humour heathen.

Obi-Wan beat Rage!Anakin. Zone!Anakin beat Dooku.

Different variables, thus the syllogism doesn't work.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I see your most recent ban has apparantly stripped you of your sense of humour heathen.

Recent ban? 😕

Originally posted by Lucius
Obi-Wan beat Rage!Anakin. Zone!Anakin beat Dooku.

Different variables.

Mace Windu beat Palpatine. Palpatine > Yoda. Mace Windu > Yoda?

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
Mace Windu beat Palpatine. Palpatine > Yoda. Mace Windu > Yoda?

Now that one does work, although its moot because Zhanna utterly destroys Maul.

Originally posted by Lucius
Now that one does work,

sneer

Originally posted by Lucius
although its moot because Zhanna utterly destroys Maul.

It would be moot if I were trying to argue against the conclusion reached by young Nephthys. Instead, I am implying that the logic which he used to reach said conclusion isn't sound.

Originally posted by Turr_Phennir
sneer

It would be moot if I were trying to argue against the conclusion reached by young Nephthys. Instead, I am implying that the logic which he used to reach said conclusion isn't sound.

Common assumptions get taken for granted. We all know Bane has a giant penis and that Zhanna was capable of...

... beating Bane and that Maul has no shatterpoint of McGauffin with which to defeat Zhanna.

Originally posted by Lucius
We all know Bane has a giant penis

This is unattested and, furthermore unlikely: as the Rule of Two was originally entitled the Rule of Two Inches.

I don't get it.

Originally posted by Nephthys
I don't get it.

...really?

C'mon, give Obi-Wan some credit; he too was extremely distraught fighting his "brother" and former Padawan. Yeah, he defeated Ragakin, who's obviously not at the level of Zonakin, but Kenobi wasn't at his best either.

What would the rule be? That only Sith with 2-inch cocks were allowed? What about the chicks? Or freaky alien dudes?

Originally posted by Lucius
...really?

He's perplexed at the idea that someone could possibly have more than One.

Little does he know (pun very much intended) that across the Atlantic, in the mythical land of 'Merica, well endowed men run untamed across the country.

Nah.