Dark Helmet: I said across her nose not up it.
Gunner: Im sorry sir im doing my best.
Col. Sanaders: who hired that guy?
Major: I did sir hes my cousin.
Dark Helmet: whos he?
Col. Sanaders: hes an a$$hole sir.
I know that but what his name
Col. Sanaders: that is his name a$$hole, major a$$hole
Dark Helmet: and his cousin?
Col. Sanaders: hes an a$$hole too, gunnerman phillip a$$hole.
Dark Helmet: how many a$$holes we got on this ship.
All: YO!
Dark Helmet: I knew it im surrounded by a$$holes. Keep Firing a$$holes. 😆 😱
Re: spaceballs
Originally posted by BackFire
this isnt really a review, but damn the movie is funny... ive loved it when i was 5 years old, i love it now when im 20... one of the best comedies ever. the beginning where the ship moves so slowly and takes forever is classic.
My favorite part:
Dark Helmet: "Lonestar I am your father's brother's former room mate"
Lonestar: "Then what does that make us?"
DH: Absoluteally nothing, which is what you will soon be.
OR:
DH: I see that you'r schwarts is as big as mine.
OR:
Yogert: Spaceballs: The Flamethrower!
OR... AWW you get the picture.