Expendables 2

Critics are nerds.

Originally posted by rudester
Sorry to burst your orgasm but this is already a movie. Give you a hint, ICE-T 😉

As usual, Jean-Claude Van Damme did it first and did it better.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Apparently this movie isn't being shown to critics.

Gee, I wonder why that could be.

won't matter.. im sure this will be a success

I'm not a man who exaggerates, as you all know. My statements are literal, tend to be based upon fact, etc. I don't much around.

That being said- saw this today. It is the greatest movie ever made.

I saw it a few hours ago.

So. Much. Awesome.

I can't count how many times I did that guy laugh where you see someone get blown the **** up and it amuses you.

IKR?

Wasn't sure I would like this one too much at first after my "Meh, it was alright" reaction to the first Expendables, but man, this sequel did everything better, and then some. Can't even think of a few or couple things I didn't like about it off the top of my head like I could with the first one.

Spoiler:
Chuck's line about the cobra just felt so.. right for that part of the movie, which is funny because at any other time a line like that would no longer produce the kind of laughter I heard in the theater. haermm And Bruce Willis going "No Arnold, you've been back too many times" was equally funneh.

Definitely need to see this again sometime.

edit: Almost forgot to put spoiler tag.

There's been a bomb threat for a showing of this movie

http://www.thewrap.com/movies/article/bomb-threat-showings-expendables-2-prompts-police-response-52526

... Are these kind of things at the movies just becoming a fad now? Whelp, I might need to find a new place to work then, but really..

All-Female THE EXPENDABLES in the Works

http://collider.com/expendables-female-cast/189838/

remind me to sit this one out.

Originally posted by Kazenji
All-Female THE EXPENDABLES in the Works

http://collider.com/expendables-female-cast/189838/

Originally posted by Kazenji
[B]All-Female THE EXPENDABLES in the Works

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Hairy armpits & a montage of castration to the soundtrack of KD Lang.

Originally posted by Ridley_Prime
Eh... I guess a chick flick ripoffversion of the Expendables may at least make some feminists happy or somethin'. Either way, I would be wow'd if most of those mentioned actresses were actually part of the cast for it.

I can see Milla doing it

and yeah as it says for Uma hopefully all that Kill Bill training hasn't gone to waste if they do decide to get her onboard.

It would just be weird seeing Milla Jovovich alongside Linda Hamilton and others of the like. But whatever they were to come up with, I currently have my doubts that it'll hold a candle to Expendables 2.

I'd rather they just take 3 of those women and add them to the cast of Expendables 3. Give me Weaver, Hamilton, and Jovovich and call it good.

Does hamilton even make movies?

Mostly Cameo's on tv shows going by IMDB.

Originally posted by Zack Fair
Does hamilton even make movies?

Originally posted by Myth
I'd rather they just take 3 of those women and add them to the cast of Expendables 3. Give me Weaver, Hamilton, and Jovovich and call it good.

They should also get Cynthia Rothrock too.

I just thought it was worth the price of admission alone seeing Arnold, Willis, and Norris on the screen at the same time.