Denton Van Zan (Reign of Fire) vs. John McClane

Started by quanchi112112 pages

Originally posted by focus4chumps
but it doesn't matter, quanchi
Calm down.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
because no matter how many posts this thread gets
Quit begging for my attention. Its pathetic.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
🙂
Weak.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
this still exists http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f102/t575834.html
I have achieved victory since the McClaniacs have abandoned this thread. This is what started your butthurt thread.

Zan stands unopposed here. Victory.

Originally posted by quanchi112
McClaniacs

Stealing Lestov's lines now, No-Original-Thought-Guy.

I know you're jealous of his shoulders, but come up with your own lines, even one time would be nice. Try. Try hard.

this is fantastic.

check out the top result.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=denton+van+zan+vs

Originally posted by Robtard
Stealing Lestov's lines now, No-Original-Thought-Guy.

I know you're jealous of his shoulders, but come up with your own lines, even one time would be nice. Try. Try hard.

His shoulders are awful.

Lestov is my *****. Has been and always will be.

McClane is Zan's *****.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
this is fantastic.

check out the top result.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=denton+van+zan+vs

Zan wins.

Originally posted by quanchi112
His shoulders are awful.

Lestov is my *****. Has been and always will be.

McClane is Zan's *****.

He's a fairly thin guy and that's okay; he seems happy with his build.

If you compare his pic and your pic objectively, you'd notice that his shoulders are broader, more squared and far more classically masculine looking than yours. Though since it's a pic of yourself, you can't be objective, you'll see what you want to see, imagination and that. Lestov > you, in reality.

Originally posted by Robtard
He's a fairly thin guy and that's okay; he seems happy with his build.

If you compare his pic and your pic objectively, you'd notice that his shoulders are broader, more squared and far more classically masculine looking than yours. Though since it's a pic of yourself, you can't be objective, you'll see what you want to see, imagination and that. Lestov > you, in reality.

You obviously haven't seen the g unit shirt pic.

Anyone being objective would know Lestov couldn't get laid in a room of unconscious women.

Zan wins.

Ps. Quit obsessing over men's shoulders.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You obviously haven't seen the g unit shirt pic.

Anyone being objective would know Lestov couldn't get laid in a room of unconscious women.

Zan wins.

Ps. Quit obsessing over men's shoulders.

Quan, compared to Lestov, you look like Rick Moranis next to Hulk Hogan in 1985. Even Napoleon Dynamite would wtf pwn and bitchslap your ass in highschool. Don't mess with Lestov!!

McClane wins this thread. His damage soak is more than Van Zan can dish out. Van Zan would've been KO'd by the fall from the bridge to the ship in the 3rd. Die Hard movie.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You obviously haven't seen the g unit shirt pic.

Anyone being objective would know Lestov couldn't get laid in a room of unconscious women.

Zan wins.

Ps. Quit obsessing over men's shoulders.

McClane won a long time ago. And stop using old pictures of me to make yourself feel better. It's pathetic.

And no, unlike you I wouldn't try to have sex with unconscious women. So you're correct about that scenario.

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
Quan, compared to Lestov, you look like Rick Moranis next to Hulk Hogan in 1985. Even Napoleon Dynamite would wtf pwn and bitchslap your ass in highschool. Don't mess with Lestov!!
So despite you asking for a ceasefire you can't even last a few days thereby going back on your own word. I do to respect someone who doesn't even respect himself enough to be held accountable to his own words.

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
McClane wins this thread. His damage soak is more than Van Zan can dish out. Van Zan would've been KO'd by the fall from the bridge to the ship in the 3rd. Die Hard movie.
Watch die hard two. He usually gets out of beatdowns by grabbing a weapon or his opponent doing something stupid.

Originally posted by Lestov16
McClane won a long time ago. And stop using old pictures of me to make yourself feel better. It's pathetic.

And no, unlike you I wouldn't try to have sex with unconscious women. So you're correct about that scenario.

Robtard is going by a picture of me in 2007 you idiot. That is seven years ago. I can also requote you from this thread when you used to try to swing by my nuts and said Zan wins.

Zan still wins, girly man.

Originally posted by Lestov16
McClane won a long time ago. And stop using old pictures of me to make yourself feel better. It's pathetic.

And no, unlike you I wouldn't try to have sex with unconscious women. So you're correct about that scenario.

He sure seems to like admitting that he's a rapist, doesn't he?

Originally posted by quanchi112
So despite you asking for a ceasefire you can't even last a few days thereby going back on your own word. I do to respect someone who doesn't even respect himself enough to be held accountable to his own words.

Quan, it has been two days. I meant for you not to bash anyone, not just me. You couldn't even do that.

Originally posted by Tattoos N Scars
Quan, it has been two days. I meant for you not to bash anyone, not just me. You couldn't even do that.
No, you said for the two of us. Now you're switching your stance like a woman. You're a liar.

Zan wins.

Originally posted by quanchi112
No, you said for the two of us. Now you're switching your stance like a woman. You're a liar.

Zan wins.

"Quan, how bout no bashing fir a few days out of respect for Guy. That goes for both of us."

That was what I said. No bashing means no bashing ANYONE, moron. I only bash you, you bash everyone who disagrees with you. You continued bashing other posters.