Denton Van Zan (Reign of Fire) vs. John McClane

Started by quanchi112112 pages

Originally posted by focus4chumps
oh dear. didn't mean to hit a nerve.
You just seem strange. I know you can't help it but try anyway.

so its true huh? you just reply and reply?

Originally posted by focus4chumps
so its true huh? you just reply and reply?
You are replying to me and it's kind of how the boards work.

is that how you rationalize this "8 thread simultaneous last word" obsession of yours?

Originally posted by focus4chumps
is that how you rationalize this "8 thread simultaneous last word" obsession of yours?
If it doesn't bother you then quit posting.

i do all the time, but since it was brought up i am fascinated.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
i do all the time, but since it was brought up i am fascinated.
The best is it took you this long to figure out the obvious.

fascinating. you're like one of the horses from young frankenstein. BLOOKER!

Originally posted by focus4chumps
fascinating. you're like one of the horses from young frankenstein. BLOOKER!
Your intelligence resembles the monster. For sure. I am the Dr. since I created a tarded monster. My bad, guys.

the monster was highly intelligent in the end and had an enormous schwanzstucker...so thanks bro 🙂

Originally posted by focus4chumps
the monster was highly intelligent in the end and had an enormous schwanzstucker...so thanks bro 🙂
Thanks to me. Igor is definitely robbie. Saddie is the one armed policeman.

no no you're the horse

Originally posted by focus4chumps
no no you're the horse
No, as I said I am the good doctor.

Quanchi, you NEED a good doctor, maybe...

You are merely a dilapidated doctor of deluded, disastrous, discourteous durrdurr-dialect posting that diligently and deliberately documents your demented dog's dinner demeanour as you distribute the dislikable, dumbfoundingly dull sighted, distorted, drivelous doubled up defective doodoo and your delusion of grandeur degeneratively disarms, dismayingly discolours and diseases your diminutive, disrupted, decrepit deca-celled, dangerously dissonant deactivated, dismantled, dismembered, discountable, disfavourable, disoriented, deceitful and distrustful disorganised derrière-discharge-debris brain thats definitely dissatisfyingly dismissible, high on the smell in it's own Dutch oven.
Your dull comments disposable and dogged by disorder which causes the damaged, discountable digital derpity-derpity-derp-derp droppings that disembark after their daily drive on the double decker to this domain from Quanchikeyboardtown to disavow, dampen, de-accelerate, deface/diminish and definitely diss your own dead-like-the dodo, decomposing, deteriorated, defenceless dematerialising 'crediblity' which was done with, depleted and deleted then dozed off and died of the drama ragetear desalinization and dyhydration and the despair draped over it last year as you devoured the double header of dumbness, denuding it and dutifully denoted yourself day-to-day as a demerited, discombobulated, disastrously disconcertingly douchelike dishonourable, duplicitous, defective, disreputable would be dictator, dangling dingleberry-dumb-dumb degenerate rage-defacating diahorrea in your diapers/spitting out your dummie all because of disagreeing about Die Hard.. dillweed.
You're discernibly divorced and debarred from and diameterically opposed to all demonstrably decent truth based discussion, dissertation and discourse that you try to duck/dive/deny and dodge, devalue, demean, distract, discourage, degrade, defile, derail, dominate, dump on and douse with duncehood, delivering doodley squat and dogmatically demobilizing it like a dutiful doberman of dopey, doofus, docile desolate "thinking" as being an intellectual dwarf, you're deaf to dissenting data and disgracefully and diabolically devoid of intellectual discipline denoting that you are perma-drydocked in dumb harbour, and you've been downright divisively defaming decent posters that deservedly defeated you in debate deeming and demonstrating that you in your dullingly dismissibly-dense-as-a-diecast doorknob dissociative dissuasions are as desperately disappointingly detestable and dissentient as dead donkey dick, 'Doctor'..

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Quanchi, you NEED a good doctor, maybe...

You are merely a dilapidated doctor of deluded, disastrous, discourteous durrdurr-dialect posting that diligently and deliberately documents your demented dog's dinner demeanour as you distribute the dislikable, dumbfoundingly dull sighted, distorted, drivelous doubled up defective doodoo and your delusion of grandeur degeneratively disarms, dismayingly discolours and diseases your diminutive, disrupted, decrepit deca-celled, dangerously dissonant deactivated, dismantled, dismembered, discountable, disfavourable, disoriented, deceitful and distrustful disorganised derrière-discharge-debris brain thats definitely dissatisfyingly dismissible, high on the smell in it's own Dutch oven.
Your dull comments disposable and dogged by disorder which causes the damaged, discountable digital derpity-derpity-derp-derp droppings that disembark after their daily drive on the double decker to this domain from Quanchikeyboardtown to disavow, dampen, de-accelerate, deface/diminish and definitely diss your own dead-like-the dodo, decomposing, deteriorated, defenceless dematerialising 'crediblity' which was done with, depleted and deleted then dozed off and died of the drama ragetear desalinization and dyhydration and the despair draped over it last year as you devoured the double header of dumbness, denuding it and dutifully denoted yourself day-to-day as a demerited, discombobulated, disastrously disconcertingly douchelike dishonourable, duplicitous, defective, disreputable would be dictator, dangling dingleberry-dumb-dumb degenerate rage-defacating diahorrea in your diapers/spitting out your dummie all because of disagreeing about Die Hard dillweed.
You're discernibly divorced and debarred from and diameterically opposed to all demonstrably decent truth based discussion, dissertation and discourse that you try to duck/dive/deny and dodge, devalue, demean, distract, discourage, degrade, defile, derail, dominate, dump on and douse with duncehood, delivering doodley squat and dogmatically demobilizing it like a dutiful doberman of dopey, doofus, docile desolate "thinking" as being an intellectual dwarf, you're deaf to dissenting data and disgracefully and diabolically devoid of intellectual discipline denoting that you are perma-drydocked in dumb harbour, and you've been downright divisively defaming decent posters that deservedly defeated you in debate deeming and demonstrating that you in your dullingly dismissibly-dense-as-a-diecast doorknob dissociative dissuasions are as desperately disappointingly detestable and dissentient as dead donkey dick, 'Doctor'..

LOL. Another epic response which shows how deeply you care.

Back to the topic. Zan wins. McClane can't even beat down a woman fairly when he has a gun on her.

'Care'...? Lol as I said: Self delusions of grandure again.

YOU certainly cared though, judging by the speed of your response lol
Clearly waiting in here desperately for my next post lol

Now you have the hotline number, I dont need to worry that you're gonna suicide like your hero Van Zan over people proving you wrong constantly.

Well he did, and also beat a big tough Russian secret service guy by punching him out when he had a Machine gun on McClane.

Van Zan would have just suicided with either his own gun or by putting his head in front of his opponent's muzzle.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
'Care'...? Lol as I said: Self delusions of grandure again.
Now you have the hotline number, I dont need to worry that you're gonna suicide like your hero Van Zan over people proving you wrong constantly.

Well he did, and also beat a big tough Russian secret service guy by punching him out when he had a Machine gun on McClane.

Van Zan would have just suicided with either his own gun or by putting his head in front of his opponent's muzzle.

That number was put up for you.

You don't get to ignore how he failed to put down a woman in part 4. LOL.

The fanboys only think part 5 counts.

The reason you dont get it is because he actually DID put her down, KO'd her.

But at least they have SEEN it.

Come back when you have a clue what you are talking about, 'cause you sure don't right now. 🙂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
The reason you dont get it is because he actually DID put her down, KO'd her.

But at least they have SEEN it.

Come back when you have a clue what you are talking about, 'cause you sure don't right now. 🙂

Due to her turning around in the middle of a fight. That's called context. You fanboys think you can ignore context.

Its called a fair move in a fight.
You think you can ignore everything that is said to you ever and what you see onscreen.
Like the fact that Van Zan can't punch for toffee, and McClane actually can/does and wrecks his opponents (they are either dead or KO'd when his fights end.
....Whereas Van Zan's opponents are left 100% fighting fit and threatening to kill him
) lol

Thanks for proving the D post as 100% correct, as I knew you would.. 🙂