Denton Van Zan (Reign of Fire) vs. John McClane

Started by quanchi112112 pages

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Its called a fair move in a fight.
You think you can ignore everything that is said to you ever and what you see onscreen.
Like the fact that [b]Van Zan can't punch for toffee, and McClane actually can/does and wrecks his opponents (they are either dead or KO'd when his fights end.
....Whereas Van Zan's opponents are left 100% fighting fit and threatening to kill him
) lol

Thanks for proving the D post as 100% correct, as I knew you would.. 🙂 [/B]

The thing is no one in their right mind would just suddenly turn around in a fight other than in a die hard movie. That's why the films give him little credit due to the villains just being downright stupid.

Well McClane turned his back and his opponent kicked him through a window and down a story or two (not hurting him, of course)

So Queensberry rules we obviously off.
Everytime a flashey spinny roundhouse kick gets done the person is turning their back momentarily.
I guess you'd say the opponent has to wait 'til the kicker has completed the turn to counter lol

They're all smarter than Van Zan's opponents. (AND Van Zan) Thats for sure.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well McClane turned his back and his opponent kicked him through a window and down a story or two (not hurting him, of course)

So Queensberry rules we obviously off.
Everytime a flashey spinny roundhouse kick gets done the person is turning their back momentarily.
I guess you'd say the opponent has to wait 'til the kicker has completed the turn to counter lol

They're all smarter than Van Zan's opponents. (AND Van Zan) Thats for sure.

No, she had the advantage and just started walking away for no apparent reason at all. That's one of the worst fights I have ever seen for the one person to just try and walk away. McClane being the coward he is took full advantage. Against a small woman.

Against a 'small woman' who tanked car collisions as a T800 would, and was armed, was an extremely proficient fighter who would have absolutely killed Van Zan.. you sexist downplayer...

She assumed she had the advantage.
You just contradicted your own statement. lolz

McClane saved the Eastern Seaboard. Quit yer crying.

😮‍💨

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Against a 'small woman' who tanked car collisions as a T800 would, and was armed, was an extremely proficient fighter who would have absolutely killed Van Zan.. you sexist downplayer...

She assumed she had the advantage.
You just contradicted your own statement. lolz

McClane saved the Eastern Seaboard. Quit yer crying.

😮‍💨

She just turned her back against a conscious fighter. She allowed him a free attack. He cheapshotted a small framed woman. What a man's man. Quit speculating as Zan wouldn't even feel her attacks. Zan wins this matchup, 10/10.

Let it die. Zan has won just accept it.

McClane wins

Originally posted by Silent Master
McClane wins
Based on ?

Originally posted by quanchi112
She just turned her back against a conscious fighter. She allowed him a free attack. He cheapshotted a small framed woman. What a man's man. Quit speculating as Zan wouldn't even feel her attacks. Zan wins this matchup, 10/10.

Let it die. Zan has won just accept it.

Against a 'small woman' who tanked car collisions as a T800 would, and was armed, was an extremely proficient fighter who would have absolutely killed Van Zan.. you sexist downplayer...

She assumed she had the advantage.
You just contradicted your own statement. lolz

McClane saved the Eastern Seaboard. McClane won the movie as well as Die Hards 1,2,3 and 5, which you ignorantly ignore.... Quit yer crying and let it die....

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Against a 'small woman' who tanked car collisions as a T800 would, and was armed, was an extremely proficient fighter who would have absolutely killed Van Zan.. you sexist downplayer...

She assumed she had the advantage.
You just contradicted your own statement. lolz

McClane saved the Eastern Seaboard. McClane won the movie as well as Die Hards 1,2,3 and 5, which you ignorantly ignore.... Quit yer crying and let it die....

You keep repeating yourself and can;t escape the reality she just turned around. it was stupid. he then won due to having a free shot.

What he saved is irrelevant in a thread against another human fighter. You are ignoring the context/situations which made it possible. Zan beats him down. McClane wins another asskicking but since it isn't a Die Hard he dies.

Guess I'll repeat myself til it sinks in to your brain, wont I..?

Van Zan could never beat McClane:

Hes too slow. (Part of why he can't generate the kind of power McClane has)

His punches don't do damage even when cheapshotting a non fighter with his arms held down, as Van Zan hits him as hard as he can (IE not hard).

He cannot cope with McClane's power.

He cannot deal with shots coming in at the speed of McClane's KO hook.

He lacks McClanes damage soak.

He lacks McClane's Stamina always breathing heavy and grunting.

He has a weak, baitable mindset and is prone to rage quits.

Van Zan has NO chance.

Originally posted by quanchi112
What he saved is irrelevant in a thread against another human fighter.

Coming from the guy who tries passing off Van Zan firing a harpoon gun as a bankable feat in a H2H fight.

Dance now.

Originally posted by Robtard
Coming from the guy who tries passing off Van Zan firing a harpoon gun as a bankable feat in a H2H fight.

Dance now.

I gave one h2h feat. He also wasn't specific so I aimed for his greatest generalized feat. Either way I backed my claim.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Guess I'll repeat myself til it sinks in to your brain, wont I..?

Van Zan could never beat McClane:

Hes too slow. (Part of why he can't generate the kind of power McClane has)

His punches don't do damage even when cheapshotting a non fighter with his arms held down, as Van Zan hits him as hard as he can (IE not hard).

He cannot cope with McClane's power.

He cannot deal with shots coming in at the speed of McClane's KO hook.

He lacks McClanes damage soak.

He lacks McClane's Stamina always breathing heavy and grunting.

He has a weak, baitable mindset and is prone to rage quits.

Van Zan has NO chance.

Based on what was he too slow ? When did he look really slow ?

He was pulled off. He was beyond Quinn. McClane isn't even beyond a woman with a gun aimed at her. Most have coped with McClane power he usually gets lucky which you previously admitted.

He won't have to have great damage soak since McCalne will get beat up; badly.

McClane dies. He can't even fairly beat up a woman.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I gave one h2h feat. He also wasn't specific so I aimed for his greatest generalized feat. Either way I backed my claim.

ie, when you give irrelevant feats to a h2h fight it's okay.

Originally posted by Robtard
Coming from the guy who tries passing off Van Zan firing a harpoon gun as a bankable feat in a H2H fight.

Dance now.

He's so obsessed with me that he forgot that this was a hth thread.

Originally posted by Robtard
ie, when you give irrelevant feats to a h2h fight it's okay.
I already gave a h2h feat.

Originally posted by Silent Master
He's so obsessed with me that he forgot that this was a hth thread.
No, I didn't. Zan doesn't fight anymore humans so asking for another fight hand to hand showed a real ignorance on your part.

In other words; he has nothing but a fight where he couldn't damage his opponent, whom after Van Zan headbutted and cheap shotted (by having to hold the guys arms down by sitting on his chest) him with his hardest and best slow slappy shots was left in 100% health and able to threaten to kill Van Zan whilst needing holding back by three people.

Van Fail.

And its all you have.

Good. Glad you admit to knowing deep down that he was a pussy.

No Silent Master speaks not from ignorance. He is pointing out that you have literally nothing to base your claims of Van Zan supremecy on and therefore, that arguing that he beats everyone is the very definition of ignorance..

Speaking of your ignorance, you keep willfully misrepresenting DH4 feats via the tired old RJ troll tactic that was proven wrong and destroyed back in the day. You cannot even troll in your own way, ignorantly copying a fail tactic.
You won't even watch DH5 cause it would mean facing up to how incredibly wrong you have been misrepresenting the others..and continue to attempt to debate against the movie that you have not seen is the very revealing of your ignorance.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Based on what was he too slow ? When did he look really slow ?

He was pulled off. He was beyond Quinn. McClane isn't even beyond a woman with a gun aimed at her. Most have coped with McClane power he usually gets lucky which you previously admitted.

He won't have to have great damage soak since McCalne will get beat up; badly.

McClane dies. He can't even fairly beat up a woman.

Quanchi assumes all women have damage soak that can tank being hit with an SUV without breaking their strides and can fight like Cage fighters on PCP binges.

This proves that his knowledge of the Lady folk is absolutely non-existant, along with his knowledge of fighting, movies, physics, or how to post without seeming like a colossal ignoramus, of course.

But maybe this is to be expected he is 12, after all.