Denton Van Zan (Reign of Fire) vs. John McClane

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McClane loses until he can get a good fight scene that proves he can actually outmanuever Van Zan

But he doesn't need to out maneuver a man who cannot punch, and fails to punch with any speed and who grunts to let his opponent know whats coming, and has no out manuevering skills or defense of his own..

Especially with McClane's legendarily awesome damage soak and one punch KO.

The "fight" last 2 seconds. BAMMM!
Victory McClane.

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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
In other words; he has nothing but a fight where he couldn't damage his opponent, whom after Van Zan headbutted and cheap shotted (by having to hold the guys arms down by sitting on his chest) him with his hardest and best slow slappy shots was left in 100% health and able to threaten to kill Van Zan whilst needing holding back by three people.

Van Fail.

And its all you have.

Good. Glad you admit to knowing deep down that he was a pussy.

No Silent Master speaks not from ignorance. He is pointing out that you have literally nothing to base your claims of Van Zan supremecy on and therefore, that arguing that he beats everyone is the very definition of ignorance..

Speaking of your ignorance, you keep willfully misrepresenting DH4 feats via the tired old RJ troll tactic that was proven wrong and destroyed back in the day. You cannot even troll in your own way, ignorantly copying a fail tactic.
You won't even watch DH5 cause it would mean facing up to how incredibly wrong you have been misrepresenting the others..and continue to attempt to debate against the movie that you have not seen is the very revealing of your ignorance.

Woman beat his ass. Zan laughed off an alpha male's punches. Zan has the greater portrayal in hand to hand than the human punching bag.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Relax.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Woman beat his ass. Zan laughed off an alpha male's punches. Zan has the greater portrayal in hand to hand than the human punching bag.

Nope he doesn't.

An untrained villager who was starving and low in energy failed to be damaged by Van Zan's best.

McClane Laughed off Ninja chick who was a WAY better fighter that Van Zan, KO'd her uttering "enough of this kung fu shit" then proceeded (after she failed to hurt him again when she woke back up) to drive an SUV up her botty, leaving her dead. Then went off to smite the rest of the bad guys (all of which would have killed Van Zan, then went and kicked Russia's arse, one shot KOing people left and right and being a champ.

Van Zan ended up after no good fight feats as charred dragon poop after one movie.

McClane therefore wins.

Also regarding your misrepresenting that Ninja Chick as a mere regular woman constantly:

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Quanchi assumes all women have damage soak that can tank being hit with an SUV without breaking their strides and can fight like Cage fighters on PCP binges.

This proves that his knowledge of the Lady folk is absolutely non-existant, along with his knowledge of fighting, movies, physics, or how to post without seeming like a colossal ignoramus, of course.

But maybe this is to be expected he is 12, after all.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Relax.

I can't

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope he doesn't.

An untrained villager who was starving and low in energy failed to be damaged by Van Zan's best.

McClane Laughed off Ninja chick who was a WAY better fighter that Van Zan, KO'd her uttering "enough of this kung fu shit" then proceeded (after she failed to hurt him again when she woke back up) to drive an SUV up her botty, leaving her dead. Then went off to smite the rest of the bad guys (all of which would have killed Van Zan, then went and kicked Russia's arse, one shot KOing people left and right and being a champ.

Van Zan ended up after no good fight feats as charred dragon poop after one movie.

McClane therefore wins.

Also regarding your misrepresenting that Ninja Chick as a mere regular woman constantly:

The star of the movie wasn't portrayed as some weak feeb like you'd want us to believe. I am onto you liar.

McClane got his ass kicked and needed to wait until she turned around.

Zan in his one fight against the star who was in great shape treated him like he was less nothing. Irony is the female treated McClane like that and this is what ultimately cost her.

Zan stomps.

Originally posted by Kazenji
I can't

The saddie virus is spreading.

More relaxed than you.. ✅

Originally posted by quanchi112
The star of the movie wasn't portrayed as some weak feeb like you'd want us to believe. I am onto you liar.

McClane got his ass kicked and needed to wait until she turned around.

Zan in his one fight against the star who was in great shape treated him like he was less nothing. Irony is the female treated McClane like that and this is what ultimately cost her.

Zan stomps.


I have told the truth all the way: You have lied and trolled all the way...just like you're trolling now.

Actually, he was. Slappy little punches. Didn't cause damage to a defenceless opponent even with a headbutt with 5 shots without Quinn able to defend himself cause Van Zan was cheapshotting whilst kneeling on his arms. The shots were slow, sounded like wea slaps too and thats Van Zan's only demo ...so yeah the movie evidence is there for all to see in Van Zan's weakness/fail.

Quinn needed a biscuit.

No she failed to cause real damage to McClane....Van Zan style. (Although she was more of a man, and was a better fighter than Van Zan...

Ragily tear up and scream all you want. Van Zan is faeces.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
More relaxed than you.. ✅

I have told the truth all the way: You have lied and trolled all the way...just like you're trolling now.

Actually, he was. Slappy little punches. Didn't cause damage to a defenceless opponent even with a headbutt with 5 shots without Quinn able to defend himself cause Van Zan was cheapshotting whilst kneeling on his arms. The shots were slow, sounded like wea slaps too and thats Van Zan's only demo ...so yeah the movie evidence is there for all to see in Van Zan's weakness/fail.

Quinn needed a biscuit.

No she failed to cause real damage to McClane....Van Zan style. (Although she was more of a man, and was a better fighter than Van Zan...

Ragily tear up and scream all you want. Van Zan is faeces.

No, the difference is his manly opponent couldn't even give him pause whereas McClane's opponent wrecked him like all his opponents. They all hurt him save a few minor weak feebs. McClane now relies on his own kids from what I hear. He's even worse now that he puts his own children in harm's way. What a shitty guy. Shitty husband who was divorced and now a shitty dad.

Shows what you know then.... This is what happens when you others do your thinking for you. you appear as a braindead puppet just hanging there saying all the wrong things.

Its really weird how obsessed you are by McClane that you are actually online raging away about him like you are, smearing away with your hate trowel 24/7. Definitely not healthy for you.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Shows what you know then.... This is what happens when you others do your thinking for you. you appear as a braindead puppet just hanging there saying all the wrong things.

Its really weird how obsessed you are by McClane that you are actually online raging away about him like you are, smearing away with your hate trowel 24/7. Definitely not healthy for you.

I created two threads total that you can think of. LOL. The amount of threads you created with the two cha5ractrers puts mine to shame. Zan wins. Just leave already you coward.

You trolled with Lestov. Hes your blocker.. he opens up for you like hes your Daddy.. then you fetch his slippers for him. lol

You're the coward: You cannot face truth. It scares the piss out of you.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You trolled with Lestov. Hes your blocker.. he opens up for you like hes your Daddy.. then you fetch his slippers for him. lol

You're the coward: You cannot face truth. It scares the piss out of you.

Lestov had a change of heart and you can't let it go. Your sig is proof enough this rules your daily thoughts. Zan wins. Lestov saw the light as will you; someday.

Actually you change your MIND on an issue.
You however, need to change your diaper.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Actually you change your MIND on an issue.
You however, need to change your diaper.
Retype the first sentence so it makes sense, sparkplug.

It made perfect sense.

Thats why you cannot understand it.
Especially as you are in a rage.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
It made perfect sense.

Thats why you cannot understand it.
Especially as you are in a rage.

The only guy raging is you. Zan wins. Zan wins. Zan wins.

Originally posted by quanchi112
The only guy raging is you. Ragey outburst. Ragey outburst. Ragey outburst.

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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
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Altering quotes is an indicator of rage.