Denton Van Zan Vs Mary Poppins

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Denton Van Zan Vs Mary Poppins

Renowned wuss Denton Van Zan, is reincarnated back to 'Reign of Fire' pre-dragon-faeces-form, to face down in a gritty confrontation with Scary Mary Poppins for a good old KMC dust up.

Both meet on the streets of London.

Who do you think wins....?

Re: Denton Van Zan Vs Mary Poppins

This is borderline spite, mate. The man has so few feats, unless you count flexing and making "I'm tough, I am" faces?

And butt plug wielding:

(Which is fortunate as he'll need one after facing this: )
YouTube video

🙂

That's a brilliant piece of workmanship, that.

I love the echo of the "Go to Sleep" song in the background. Part possessed/part Freddy Kreuger - and a skinwalker to boot, if I understood the mirror bit correctly. 😄

All Van Zan has are his not-so-subtle intimations about his supposedly large d*ck. [see Reign of Fire, when the Americans enter the stronghold with Van Zan atop a very long-armed tank.]

He probably caused the real Mary to be scared into the mirror by all his posing. Accomplice to the emergence of SCARY MARY!!!

She's everything on the kid's list... and more. Be careful what you wish for, Jane and Michael.

HA! I love it.

Originally posted by siriuswriter
That's a brilliant piece of workmanship, that.

The butt-plug? I'm sure you've seen better.

😄 Yeah its a quality edit, alright...!

@Rob

In my experience, men who have large butt-plugs tend tend to not bring them out it public. But whatever floats your boat.

Try not to take anything sexual out of that, kay?

Who's talking about sex? You perverted person.

Oh. No, right. Because the words "butt-plug" must mean anything besides "let's plug up your butt."

Filthy woman. Go on...

This is further proof I am deep inside the McClaniacs heads.

Originally posted by quanchi112
This is further proof I am deep inside the McClaniacs heads.

McClane is deep inside your head, cos you can't figure out a way to beat him yet in here, despite my many challenges.

It's okay though, I accepted and will continue to accept your concession to my challenge.

Originally posted by quanchi112
This is further proof I am deep inside the McClaniacs heads.

Its not really...cause:

A) your usage of the term "further" falsely implies that there was previous evidence.

B) it is if anything, stating that was proof that you are barely within your own head.

C) as Robtard said, the other thread is 100% obvious McWin... time for a thread that you have a little more chance to troll successfully in. Still...your dual concessions in your attempt to misrepresent, along with your lack of backing up your statements in the other thread, is accepted.

Go on...how does Van Zan try to beat her?
Or is it a supercalifragilisticexbealadocious ass whupping from the get go for Van Zan in your book too...?

Originally posted by Robtard
McClane is deep inside your head, cos you can't figure out a way to beat him yet in here, despite my many challenges.

It's okay though, I accepted and will continue to accept your concession to my challenge.

Azazel bested him which you agreed to. Your memory sure does fail.
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Its not really...cause:

A) your usage of the term "further" falsely implies that there was previous evidence.

B) it is if anything, stating that was proof that you are barely within your own head.

C) as Robtard said, the other thread is 100% obvious McWin... time for a thread that you have a little more chance to troll successfully in. Still...your dual concessions in your attempt to misrepresent, along with your lack of backing up your statements in the other thread, is accepted.

Go on...how does Van Zan try to beat her?
Or is it a supercalifragilisticexbealadocious ass whupping from the get go for Van Zan in your book too...?

Concession accepted.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Azazel bested him which you agreed to. Your memory sure does fail.

Key words were "proper match for McClane", not some abortion of a wannabe spite thread that dripped out from your anus. I accept your concession to my challenge yet again.

Originally posted by Robtard
Key words were "proper match for McClane", not some abortion of a wannabe spite thread that dripped out from your anus. I accept your concession to my challenge yet again.
You didn't see the movie but do agree McClane loses. Mission accomplished. You admit defeat. It tastes awesome.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You didn't see the movie but do agree McClane loses. Mission accomplished. You admit defeat. It tastes awesome.

Outright lying is one of the no-no's of trolling. Amateur. You should go back the the Comic Vs forum and improve your lacking skills.

My challenge remains though for when you come back, if you've got the minerals(you don't).

Originally posted by quanchi112
Concession accepted.

Yes, yours is.

Poppins dominates Van Zan utterly.

Originally posted by Robtard
Outright lying is one of the no-no's of trolling. Amateur. You should go back the the Comic Vs forum and improve your lacking skills.

My challenge remains though for when you come back, if you've got the minerals(you don't).

You admitted McClane loses and weren't even knowledgeable on the subject. It was a victory over your soul.
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Yes, yours is.

Poppins dominates Van Zan utterly.

Zan doesn't get knocked around by women that's McClane.

LOLZ at your comedic statement to Robtard just then.
He at no point admitted it. More fantasy from your keyboard.

Knocked about by women he knocks out after tiring of their "Kung fu shit", followed by killing that woman brutally, you mean...
🙂

How interesting that you cannot even think of a way to beat Poppins.
Poppins proactively and profoundly pisses and poops on pretend professional Van Zan.