Denton Van Zan Vs Mary Poppins

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
LOLZ at your comedic statement to Robtard just then.
He at no point admitted it. More fantasy from your keyboard.

Knocked about by women he knocks out after tiring of their "Kung fu shit", followed by killing that woman brutally, you mean...
🙂

How interesting that you cannot even think of a way to beat Poppins.
Poppins poops on Van Zan.

He didnt mean spite 'cause McClane loses'.......

He meant spite in your motive.

He as pointed out above has nothing to live down.
McVictory at every step so far. 🙂

Heres some MORE for you to clutch at:

Poppins by massive unrefuted stomp.

Poppins utterly destroys Van Zan.

She could create gale winds. Had some form of Telekinesis magic powers. I can't remember the rest but she will have no problem against a human.

Not to mention what would happen if Poppins made him laugh and float into space, freezing him, suffocating him.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
He didnt mean spite 'cause McClane loses'.......

He meant spite in your motive.

He as pointed out above has nothing to live down.
McVictory at every step so far. 🙂

Heres some MORE for you to clutch at:

Poppins by massive unrefuted stomp.

Zan oneshots her.

With what? Hows he gonna reach her? Hes floating and laughing into orbit...

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
With what? Hows he gonna reach her? Hes floating and laughing into orbit...

Originally posted by quanchi112
You obviously are forgetting his jump at the dragon. The guy can leap, bro.

Against winds that blew women down a street?

Originally posted by quanchi112
Yes, he called it spite without being aware of anything. He doubted McClane which caused blood to rush to my peepee. McClane was abandoned that day my friend. Robtard will NEVER live this one down.

Obvious twisting and lying is a no-no to trolling, really, you need to be far more subtle. Amateur hour from you, guy. Amateur.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You obviously are forgetting his jump at the dragon. The guy can leap, bro.

How can he leap whilst floating?
You have to propell yourself from a solid surface to leap.

Cant do that in mid air.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Against winds that blew women down a street?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
How can he leap whilst floating?
You have to propell yourself from a solid surface to leap.

Cant do that in mid air.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Zan isn't a mere woman.

The guy obviously grabs ahold of something until this tactic stops then closes the distance.

Opinions vary.

Then Mary magics him into a street chalk pavement painting, where he is anally assaulted by a troupe of dancing penguins, then mary pisses all over the picture, the colours run, killing Van Zan.

"My favorite does something to win" style of argument doesn't fly in here, Quancheese.

It would also be good if you watched Marry Poppins before you decide she loses, at least attempt a pittance of objectivity.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Not to mention what would happen if Poppins made him laugh and float into space, freezing him, suffocating him.

If Poppins could make him laugh? Isn't that one of her powers? I seem to remember her floating up to the ceiling whilst holding Jane and Michael's hands.

She doesn't even have to make him laugh, she can knock him out with the animated toys, and start floating upward then just let go of Van Zan, telekineses-ing him up, and up, and up.

Or just let go when she's as high as a skyscraper. Either way.

As for someone who can beat Scary Mary, I vote for the Supernatural brothers. They've dealt with poltergiests [telekineses], dream-runners [falling asleep] AND lots and lots of skinwalkers. Just need a bit of silver, holy water, and the will to hold on to their own realities. Or the Colt gun, or the knife that kills anything. Van Zan calls them, weeping with fright, and they come and kick some Scary Mary ass.

Sure, but I meant 'if she would choose that particular tactic'.

TBH Im not really an expert, like a lot of brits we were fairly aware of it...it was usually a disney regular at xmas/bank holidays.. I was more SW and Raiders of the lost ark, but my sister would usually have that on. Sounds as if you are better qualified to defend the Poppin's position and I pass the gauntlet to you. 🙂

My favorites Xmas movies or movies that are often played repeatedly in December that I catch usually at least once.

A Christmas Story
Diehard1-2
Star Wars sage, esp EP4-6
Raiders of the Lost Ark
Bad Santa

Essential and awesome picks all.
I cant believe I'd gone so long without watching 'A christmas story'.
Musta been a US/UK tv difference thing or I just plain missed it for all that time.
Black Christmas (The original) is also awesome, but for late night viewing.

"Deck tha harls weeth bawls orve hall-ree. Ra-ra-ra-ra-raaa-ra-ra-ra-ra."

😂

*holds gauntlet reverently.*

My family watches this movie at least once a year. And I happen to have an awesome memory for things that are completely trivial.

Ooh - here's another way Van Zan goes down - Mary gets Burt to do a chalk drawing of some horrible dark place filled with monsters. Mary magicks him in. The chalk drawing is preserved in a dust free, rainproof, spoilproof space. Or Mary holds her umbrella over it for about five minutes, and then erases it. Dead Van Zan materializes on the sidewalk. 😄