Denton Van Zan Vs Mary Poppins

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Opinions vary.

Then Mary magics him into a street chalk pavement painting, where he is anally assaulted by a troupe of dancing penguins, then mary pisses all over the picture, the colours run, killing Van Zan.

Originally posted by Robtard
"My favorite does something to win" style of argument doesn't fly in here, Quancheese.

It would also be good if you watched Marry Poppins before you decide she loses, at least attempt a pittance of objectivity.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I've seen Mary Poppins. I don't just run into threads without knowing the characters like you, McRob.

Someone's eRaging again cos they've been caught in yet another lie and can only attempt a dodge. It's cool, we're all friends at the end of the day, relax.

Mary Poppins removes her nanny suit to reveal a leather corset with crotchless panties, gets on her knees so she can receive a spoonful of sugar to help the medicine go down, and the fight is over.

Originally posted by Robtard
Someone's eRaging again cos they've been caught in yet another lie and can only attempt a dodge. It's cool, we're all friends at the end of the day, relax.

@quanchi - Poppins a "mere woman"? Even without being possessed, she manipulates her way into a household on pretext of protecting children, and manages to change the whole neighborhood she's working in with her manipulative tactics and with magic. Oh, and wasn't the person that Van Zan respected and trusted the most in his crew a woman - the one that flew the helicopter? He entrusted her to "remember the dead" and listened to her advice.

Because she IS magical, she jumps into paintings, she twirls in the air for an incredible amount of time, at least two times we see her flying, and one time we see her levitate and levitate two children with her. She turns inanimate objects into animate objects [the merry-go-round horses], and she's so f**king polite whenever someone tries to act rudely toward her, she just turns it right back around [with Mr Banks, mostly.]

I wonder why you're clinging onto Van Zan so... I acknowledge his feats in the film which may be kind of awesome [and completely noble] - but against Mary Poppins - if he tries to leap, all she'll do is summon wind strong enough to either fling him backward or land him in the same place he jumped up from.

I've been posting in all your little Achilles vs. threads... why do you not debate me? I've got some juicy stuff, I've seen both movies numerous times, I think I make good points... well, you did address a sentence to me in Anakin vs. Achilles. Dude, debate me! The others are just making fun!

@Sirius--what did I miss in another thread I smite everyone else equally. I may have missed something but if they aren't debating seriously then they have already lost.

She does have powers but at the end of the day she's a woman so if Zan gets his hands on her it's game over. It isn't in character for her to try and kill her foe either. Zan won't hesitate because he's wasting time with humans not dragons.

Bump whatever Achilles threads I missed. If you respond directly to me I will always respond but do admit with the time I have committed against other posters I don't respond to every single opinion contrary to my own.

Thats the problem for you here: By the looks of things, hes not getting his hands on her. Ever. 🙂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Thats the problem for you here: By the looks of things, hes not getting his hands on her. Ever. 🙂

Capabilities speak.

And Van Zan's damage inflicting capabilities remain decidedly mute.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Capabilities speak.

And Van Zan's damage inflicting capabilities remain decidedly mute.

Not really.
Thats a gimping attempt by you.

If Popping is fighting, shes fighting.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Not really.
Thats a gimping attempt by you.

If Popping is fighting, shes fighting.

Can't the OP just make both sides bloodlusted?

Originally posted by Lestov16
Can't the OP just make both sides bloodlusted?

We DID alter Mary - to Scary Mary. I was just saying, that even IF she wasn't Scary Mary, even if she was "just Mary Poppins" she has movie feats that outrank Van Zan's.

What do you mean by "get his hands on her?" You think he'd beat her to death or what?

I'd like to call attention to the fact that if Van Zan wanted those kids, Mary Poppins would go to rather 'extreme' lengths to keep them. That's what she's hired for, anyway. She's not going to leave those kids, especially when someone who looks like Van Zan comes close.

Heard of Stranger Danger? Yeah. Mary's all over that.

Van Zan's ability/character is not to be able to cause serious harm to people.

This is corroborated by his screen feats.

Originally posted by siriuswriter
We DID alter Mary - to Scary Mary. I was just saying, that even IF she wasn't Scary Mary, even if she was "just Mary Poppins" she has movie feats that outrank Van Zan's.

What do you mean by "get his hands on her?" You think he'd beat her to death or what?

I'd like to call attention to the fact that if Van Zan wanted those kids, Mary Poppins would go to rather 'extreme' lengths to keep them. That's what she's hired for, anyway. She's not going to leave those kids, especially when someone who looks like Van Zan comes close.

Heard of Stranger Danger? Yeah. Mary's all over that.

Mary Poppins can alter reality, perform TK, and walk on smoke.

She wins.

Originally posted by quanchi112
his elite training and killer instinct.

When did Zan demonstrate any of these??? 😕

Originally posted by Lestov16
When did Zan demonstrate any of these??? 😕