Denton Van Zan Vs Mary Poppins

He could try KOing her, but of course, as we all know, he cannot punch or headbutt.. His attacks leave not one mark.

Unlike McClane who drops her like a very eloquent sack of shit, or rams and entire horse and cart up her arse killing her in the explosion, or shoots her in the face, like he does so frequently to enemies.. you know...all those abilities than Van Zan once never showed...

McClane's connection to the divine/universe also protects him from witchcraft.

These are all reasons why your butthurt reaction thread doesn't work.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
He could try KOing her, but of course, as we all know, he cannot punch or headbutt.. His attacks leave not one mark.

Unlike McClane who drops her like a very eloquent sack of shit, or rams and entire horse and cart up her arse killing her in the explosion, or shoots her in the face, like he does so frequently to enemies.. you know...all those abilities than Van Zan once never showed...

McClane's connection to the divine/universe also protects him from witchcraft.

These are all reasons why your butthurt reaction thread doesn't work.

She isn't a killer and he won't stop until she dies. RIP. Mary Poppins.

Well screenfeats are screenfeats man.
Waiied away with his best slow, ineffective shots and a headbutt and his opponent was left in 100% health screaming that he would kill Van Zan. So noooooope.... No lies whatsover...merely 100% truth..

Cry on. 🙂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well screenfeats are screenfeats man.
Waiied away with his best slow, ineffective shots and a headbutt and his opponent was left in 100% health screaming that he would kill Van Zan. So noooooope.... No lies whatsover...merely 100% truth..

Cry on. 🙂

LOL Nope. Didnt do anything. If McClane had done the punching, Quinn would have been saying nothing, due to the 'being unconscious' aspect.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
LOL Nope. Didnt do anything. If McClane had done the punching, Quinn would have been saying nothing, due to the 'being unconscious' aspect.

Originally posted by quanchi112
So now you are saying his attacks don't hurt. More lies.

She isn't a killer and he won't stop until she dies. RIP. Mary Poppins.

Wrong.

She can click her fingers an send any physical object where she wants it to be.
She can levitate and create winds powerful enough to send people into the sky.
Seriously Quan, Zan can't touch her.
She can send people into alternate realities where the denizens worship her.
The wind would be enough. Let alone her advanced telekinesis.

My end argument is against yours. She doesn't need to resort to violent intent to fight Zan. She can simply force him into a place that violence will eventuate due to Van Zan's nature.

Mary wins this fight 10/10. She doesn't even need to try!

Originally posted by Lestov16
I still say Poppins wins, but this is a blatant spite thread. Given her ability to dimension dump, she outclasses Dr. Manhattan. It's not like Van losing is humiliating, because no one can beat her.

This.

Also, I find it hilarious that retards like Saddie are actually saying that McClane can actually win against her 😆

Originally posted by the ninjak
Wrong.

She can click her fingers an send any physical object where she wants it to be.
She can levitate and create winds powerful enough to send people into the sky.
Seriously Quan, Zan can't touch her.
She can send people into alternate realities where the denizens worship her.
The wind would be enough. Let alone her advanced telekinesis.

My end argument is against yours. She doesn't need to resort to violent intent to fight Zan. She can simply force him into a place that violence will eventuate due to Van Zan's nature.

Mary wins this fight 10/10. She doesn't even need to try!

Originally posted by quanchi112
She won't do so. Zan won't stop until she's dead. she won't kill him and his resolve won't stop.

She will cause she did!

She did send objects where she wanted with her telekinesis!
She did send people into alternate realities where creatures worshipped her!
She did send people flying into the sky with her control of the wind!

😄

Zan is screwed!

I will destroy anyone who thinks otherwise!
Zan is screwed!

Originally posted by the ninjak
She will cause she did!

She did send objects where she wanted with her telekinesis!
She did send people into alternate realities where creatures worshipped her!
She did send people flying into the sky with her control of the wind!

😄

Originally posted by quanchi112
She never ran into the dragon killer. Lucky for her. Her lucks ends now.

Van Zan has zero solo dragon killing feats. Cry more.

Originally posted by Robtard
Van Zan has zero solo dragon killing feats. Cry more.

Originally posted by quanchi112
She never ran into the dragon killer. Lucky for her. Her lucks ends now.

Dude...he phucked!

I've supplied a PLETHORA of feats for you. Continue this and I will eat Zan's soul. 🙂

Originally posted by the ninjak
Zan is screwed!

As is anyone who goes up against her, including McClane.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He still killed a dragon. McClane can't even beat a small woman in a fair fight.

Massive overplay. He and his team got screwed by the female dragon, some of them died and an outsider had to come in to rescue the mission. Van Zan pulled a trigger.

The one time he tried to take on a dragon by himself. Well, we all know how that ended. Cry more.

Originally posted by Robtard
Massive overplay. He and his team got screwed by the female dragon, some of them died and an outsider had to come in to rescue the mission. Van Zan pulled a trigger.

The one time he tried to take on a dragon by himself. Well, we all know how that ended. Cry more.

McClane was disarmed by a woman and beaten down. He cheapshotted her because she just suddenly turned around for some reason. LOL. It's Die Hard it doesn't have to make sense. The dumb audience will buy it.

If Quanchi and Lestov watched ANH, they'd be like:

"Wow man kudos Alderaan for winning! Really taught that Deathstar laser a lesson!"

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
If Quanchi and Lestov watched ANH, they'd be like:

"Wow man kudos Alderaan for winning! Really taught that Deathstar laser a lesson!"

Originally posted by quanchi112
Acting like all he had to do was pull a trigger in their actions to take is massive underplay.

You're right, he did radio in Quinn and told him to bring the dragon directly into his line-of-sight. Then he pulled the trigger. We did this already, I posted screen caps. Quinn was the hero of the female dragon's death as well as the male's. Cry more.