Denton Van Zan Vs Mary Poppins

Started by focus4chumps14 pages

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
If Quanchi and Lestov watched ANH, they'd be like:

"Wow man kudos Alderaan for winning! Really taught that Deathstar laser a lesson!"

more like han vs greedo except han in disarmed and gag/bound like mr. wallace from pulp fiction, with a surgical caliper speading his anus about 8" wide.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
more like han vs greedo except han in disarmed and gag/bound like mr. wallace from pulp fiction, with a surgical caliper speading his anus about 8" wide.
Despite your combined efforts Zan wins.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
more like han vs greedo except han in disarmed and gag/bound like mr. wallace from pulp fiction, with a surgical caliper speading his anus about 8" wide.

Exactamundo.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Despite your combined efforts Zan wins.

See?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Exactamundo.

See?

I know debating the actual thread topic ruins all your trolling plans for the day.

It was debated and sorted out. This is just commentary on the troll element (you and Liz) stringing things out and wanking, crying and raging constantly still, very probably thinking about us off of the board still in obsessed buttrage, as per your confession that way back....

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
It was debated and sorted out. This is just commentary on the troll element (you and Liz) stringing things out and wanking, crying and raging constantly still, very probably thinking about us off of the board still in obsessed buttrage, as per your confession that way back....
Yes, you debated and lost. Now you want to sweep the actual topic under the rug. Concession accepted.

Nah, its pretty clear that you lost, not having feats reason or anything like that on your side whatsoever, and your total lack of ability to conduct yourself in any debate whatsoever.

Still rage and cry on, and pretend like you haven't been spanked all day like you have so thoroughly, champ, you'll feel better soon.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nah, its pretty clear that you lost, not having feats reason or anything like that on your side whatsoever, and your total lack of ability to conduct yourself in any debate whatsoever.

Still rage and cry on, and pretend like you haven't been spanked all day like you have so thoroughly, champ, you'll feel better soon.

His mentality and attitude wins this day. She doesn't kill. He won't stop until she's dead.

Well hope hes good at killing people from within a chalk drawing... ( he doesnt seem to be able to hurt them OUTSIDE of one, thats for sure...)

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well hope hes good at killing people from within a chalk drawing... ( he doesnt seem to be able to hurt them OUTSIDE of one, thats for sure...)
No one here to pull him off of her. She dies.

Nah he gets suspended in mid air where he can not commit suicide, or gain traction enough to hurt her (not that he could anyway, judging by his screen feats, of course)

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nah he gets suspended in mid air where he can not commit suicide, or gain traction enough to hurt her (not that he could anyway, judging by his screen feats, of course)
Sorry, he gets a hold of her and breaks her. You admit she won't kill. You conceded away the debate a ways back.

I admiited nothing of the sort. You asserted it, desperately hoping for a character gimping, in accordance with your usual form, of course, I argued against it.

She suspends him before he can do anything, (not being fast enough or effective enough at punching or weapon attacking, by all screen feats) and then she magics him into a chalk painting of Petes Dragon, he jumps into the dragon's maw, then Mary drops her kecks and pisses on the drawing smearing and destroying it and Van Zan/pete's dragon faeces with it.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
I admiited nothing of the sort. You asserted it, desperately hoping for a character gimping, in accordance with your usual form, of course, I argued against it.

She suspends him before he can do anything, (not being fast enough or effective enough at punching or weapon attacking, by all screen feats) and then she magics him into a chalk painting, then drops her kecks and pisses on it semaring and destroying it and Van Zan with it.

Arguing in character isn't gimping it's actually arguing based off the character. Not my fault you don't understand what's right and what's wrong.

No, you are powersetting. It might take some time but zan kills her.

Hey MVF its an amoral environment.

Well he cannot hurt anyone with punches, or headbutts...thats for sure. so I guess THATS out...and hes not fast enough to quickdraw her... so Mary gets there first.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Hey MVF its an amoral environment.

Well he cannot hurt anyone with punches, or headbutts...thats for sure. so I guess THATS out...and hes not fast enough to quickdraw her... so Mary gets there first.

Have you ever seen her take a punch ?

Well weve not seen Van Zan tank a decent one or give one out, thats for sure.
And weve seen that his own are too easy to see coming as

A) Hes too slow to land on anyone but a starving farmer who couldn't really punch

B) He advertises that its coming with a grunt.

C) His punches damage noone even with being given carte blanche.

D) You can't get range or traction to punch when suspended off of the floor as mentioned. You've not addressed that one yet...dance on, but do change your knickers, as the flies are swarming around you and you screaming and crying wont keep them at bay.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well weve not seen Van Zan tank a decent one or give one out, thats for sure.
And weve seen that his own are too easy to see coming as

A) Hes too slow to land on anyone but a starving farmer who couldn't really punch

B) He advertises that its coming with a grunt.

C) His punches damage noone even with being given carte blanche.

D) You can't get range or traction to punch when suspended off of the floor as mentioned. You've not addressed that one yet...dance on, but do change your knickers, as the flies are swarming around you and you screaming and crying wont keep them at bay.

Your attempts to downplay zan are legendary. You misuse words like suicide and malnourished. LOL. You are doing it again.

Now answer the question. Has she ever been struck by a punch ?

Nope Its simply what was in the only 'fight' scene he had.

No downplay necessary. 😮‍💨

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope Its simply what was in the only 'fight' scene he had.

No downplay necessary. 😮‍💨

He was unfazed in his fight scene. How many times has sheen been hit ?