Frank Castle VS Hal Jordan (In a Fist Fight)

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Frank Castle VS Hal Jordan (In a Fist Fight)

Frank Castle VS Hal Jordan (In a Fist Fight)

No prep. No GL ring/powers. only h2h fist fighting is allowed.

who wins?

Hal hit Batman. I don't care if Castle straight up beats the One Above All, there's no topping that.

frank pummels him

Originally posted by cdtm
Hal hit Batman. I don't care if Castle straight up beats the One Above All, there's no topping that.

so what if hal hit batman? frank's fought daredevil & wolverine to a stalemate; just using h2h alone.

Originally posted by wildernesss
so what if hal hit batman? frank's fought daredevil & wolverine to a stalemate; just using h2h alone.

Batman is > all. It's the freakin Batman, most powerful character in comic books.

Frank, easily.

Originally posted by cdtm
Hal hit Batman. I don't care if Castle straight up beats the One Above All, there's no topping that.
Totes.

frank has a little fun with hal lol. RAPE!

Originally posted by Lord Feron
frank has a little fun with hal lol. RAPE!

EEEEWWWWW!

Frank wins.

Frank wins.

Now if this was strictly boxing, Hal would have a decent shot, imo.

Originally posted by cdtm
Batman is > all. It's the freakin Batman, most powerful character in comic books.

In DC maybe. If he was in Marvel, Batman would be waiting by his phone for a call back for the New Warriors... but that call will never come because even the New Warriors are too good for Batman. If he was lucky Batman might qualify to be on one of the 50 state Initiative teams we never heard of. 😎

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
In DC maybe. If he was in Marvel, Batman would be waiting by his phone for a call back for the New Warriors... but that call will never come because even the New Warriors are too good for Batman. If he was lucky Batman might qualify to be on one of the 50 state Initiative teams we never heard of. 😎

Lol.

Batman would be an Avenger at the very least.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Lol.

Batman would be an Avenger at the very least.

Not even the Great Lake Avengers would take Batman. 😎

Batman is the weakest character there is. Batman < All. In Marvel Bruce would spend all day tweeting @ Misty Knight to let him join Heroes for Hire, but she'd never tweet back. Luckily he is DC where he can troll the rest of the inferior characters.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Not even the Great Lake Avengers would take Batman. 😎

Batman is the weakest character there is. Batman < All. In Marvel Bruce would spend all day tweeting @ Misty Knight to let him join Heroes for Hire, but she'd never tweet back.

Uh huh.

Well, someone statistically has to believe that kind of nonsense. May as well be yourself.

All things being equal and with only a minimal level of respect to Batman, he'd be an important character to the Marvel Universe if he was conceived in it or if he jumped ship from DC.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Not even the Great Lake Avengers would take Batman. 😎

Batman is the weakest character there is. Batman < All. In Marvel Bruce would spend all day tweeting @ Misty Knight to let him join Heroes for Hire, but she'd never tweet back. Luckily he is DC where he can troll the rest of the inferior characters.

All pretty good points.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Uh huh.

Well, someone statistically has to believe that kind of nonsense. May as well be yourself.

All things being equal and with only a minimal level of respect to Batman, he'd be an important character to the Marvel Universe if he was conceived in it or if he jumped ship from DC.

In fairness it's much closer to accurate than the "ZOMG Batman > All!!!!!!!! LAWLZ" trolling, and frankly not nearly as played out so at least it is still humorous.

Batman would be understudying Nighttrasher in Marvel, and only because Nightthrasher is a kind hearted man who would feel bad for such a sorry sadsack loser like Batman. Charity!

LOL Srank needs help. Batman would tool most streets in Marvel.

Originally posted by Prep-Man
LOL Srank needs help. Batman would tool most streets in Marvel.
No way.

Yes Way.