Achieving a 5 out of 10 split against Thanos...

Started by Sr J-Bieb9 pages

Originally posted by Mr.Mxyzptlk
Just chiming in a little late, but Bieb, you forgot to mention in Infinity Abyss when Thanos was caught with his pants down and had his own Singularity bomb used against him. He survived it with just a few blood splotches crusted on his body and sans clothes.

One of my more favorite Thanos durability feats. 😛

I was actually thinking about that, but h1 would have somehow said that that was less than a planetary attack... being trapped in a black hole and somehow escaping that is. IMO it's a pretty cool feat.

Omnidirectional, too small... I don't know, my brain isn't decayed enough to think of why that's less than a planet destroying attack, or why it doesn't count.

But mark my words, it doesn't count in his eyes. Thanos has no feats. Thanos isn't allowed high feats. Everyone else has high feats vs a character with no feats. This is how you debate.

Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
I was going to go through this post neatly, but it's just a mess of text, kind of like the context contained within.

Thanos never beat Surfer because Surfer didn't destroy the planet. That's logic for you. Nothing Thanos has ever done counts because thhe characters didn't destroy a planet.
Your brain doesn't work, no offense.

? Thanos beat Surfer when Surfer wasn't fighting at his best as shown before. Surfer didn't use super speed, black holes attacks, planet shattering blasts, board from behind tricks, phasing ability, shielding, etc. You keep on arguing this nonsense like an idiot. Actually we have two different viewpoints on which characters should be used. You use average portrayals and I use the one's where characters are performing to their best ability. With this difference it is impossible to debate since it would be impossible to see eye to eye because we are looking at different things. Also X beating Y in a comic holds no water in itself. It is how X beat Y that holds the water. Learn this and you will be smart in the future.

No, a weak Thanos destroyed a planet with a weak character. That's what happened.

If I push a button with another and it caused the planet to be destroyed then was it my all my power that caused the destruction? No, Thanos and Drax only put the planet in instability, after that the planet destroyed itself with ITS OWN ENERGY and not Thanos or Drax's energy. That means that Thanos didn't supply 1/1000th of the power of destroying the planet. He rather pushed a tough button with the help of Drax which activated the planet to destroy itself. Also all characters have low showings. Superman got koed by a gas station. So Drax being handled by She-Hulk is understandable in comics (PIS) but can't be used here on the forum.


Thanos survived a god damn gas giant. Also, Surfer's planet destroying power is omni directional... Terrax, well, you're stupid... so that's how I'm going to answer that. Not even going to toy with Terrax destroying a planet against Thanos since Terrax is nothing to him. Gladiator can strike in a small surface. Gladiator also in one of his best feats (matching Tyrant for a second) got destroyed, while Thanos actually was able to give him a fight... because Thanos has no offensive power or defensive power.
It's called context. It's not about how a fight ends but what happened in the fight that caused the outcome. If Glads was alone fighting Tryant then the fight would have lasted a long time. Tryant sent another character into Glads causing Glads to get distracted and which gave Tyrant the cheapshot opportunity. In the fight against Thanos we don't see Tryant cheapshotting Thanos nor do we see Thanos taking beat down like punches from Tryant either. And what about the amp Thanos had with the orb?

And Surfer survived inside the core of a star, even absorbed a gas giant, and a black hole without any damage. That trumps anything Thanos has done durability wise.

Thanos has no offensive power... that's why he killed Surfer in a few punches... or right never happened. This is terrible. Thanos has no feats in comics because you have no brain cells in your head.
This is what I'm supposed to respond to, really?

It's called a combo to ko. I didn't claim that Thanos doesn't have the offensive power in his punches to hurt a herald. Surfer at his best wouldn't have got touched by Thanos fists at all. It was a serious job fest by Surfer that fight. A CIS off Surfer can at least stalemate Thanos which was my original argument (a Surfer usually portrayed in comics would lose against Thanos),

His shields got pierced and he got hit directly by the attack. Also lol at saying him using shields doesn't count. Do you think he won't use shields or something?

I'm not sure how much hit Thanos, if any. The art isn't too clear. But Galactus stopped the moment Thanos pleaded. Maybe he got hit a second before stopping who knows. But those weren't his personal shields but shields from outside power source. In the forum he can't use outside shielding unless the OP says so.

Ya, Tyrant didn't do much... how do you function? Serious question? There's obviously a lack of oxygen going on there.
Anyway... Tyrant is among the few people who have actually managed to cause Thanos a good amount of harm.
And Gladiator didn't go toe to toe with him. He got destroyed head on. All he did was briefly hold off his eye beams and then got overpowered and face punched. Gladiator got what? 2 punched?
Thanos had an orb that amped his attacks that came out of the orb.

I don't have to lie. I would have to shoot myself in the head, survive, become immensely retarded in the process because I destroyed a portion of my brain, and then get online and tell people that Thanos loses to Gladiator, for me to believe that Thanos loses to Glads or Terrrax, or other trash characters.

Context is your friend. You can tell people that if Glads fought at his best and highest confidence then he can beat Thanos using speed. Terrax would lose against Thanos though since he isn't fast enough. Stop thinking of only winning and losing and start thinking of HOW ONE WINS OR LOSES. Then you would understand how my retarded brain thinks.

A lot of things below planetary have caused Galactus harm? Name them. Show scans.
It did harm Galactus, and it did push him away. You should have learned how to argue.
No one has done that to Galactus though, that's the point. Also good job ignoring Surfer never causing Galactus any damage, Terrax never causing him any damage, and Beta with a planet destroying attack not damaging Galactus. If not knowing anything is your bread, then ignoring everything is your butter.

You first mentioned that it was awesome because it sent him miles away. Who cares? Did it harm him is the only relevant thing here.

I was referring to planetary level attacks and not beings who have shown the ability to have planetary level attacks. Here are a few that harmed Galactus with less than planetary leveling attacking, Sue and Thor.

You must know that when a character is seen attacking in comics isn't always the level they been shown before. For example, when Glads punches Thor or another character then he isn't using the same force that he used the shatter the planet. Surfer blasting someone isn't the same level of blast that he used to destroy a planet. And again context is your friend. How did Bill destroy a planet? Was it because he accelerated into it after flying for awhile? I wouldn't call that planetary level ability. Now if Bill just stood there on the planet and shattered it from one blow then you would have a point.

You don't read comics though. You have no idea what you're talking about 100% of the time. You don't know averages, high showings, or low showings. You know random scans that you attribute as high showings.

There's probably more I missed, but you have no idea what's going on, so I'm not worried about covering too many bases. Absolutely no idea. Not a clue.

Reading comics is for understanding averages or the context in which the feat was done. I don't need to read the entire story to see the common sense of a single feat. Do I need to read the entire story to understand that Surfer can travel lightyears in mere moments? That is why we have a respect thread with scans without the entire comic it came from. Any idiot can understand the feats without needing to read the whole comic.
P.S. I do read comics just not enough for you though.

Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
I was actually thinking about that, but h1 would have somehow said that that was less than a planetary attack... being trapped in a black hole and somehow escaping that is. IMO it's a pretty cool feat.

Omnidirectional, too small... I don't know, my brain isn't decayed enough to think of why that's less than a planet destroying attack, or why it doesn't count.

But mark my words, it doesn't count in his eyes. Thanos has no feats. Thanos isn't allowed high feats. Everyone else has high feats vs a character with no feats. This is how you debate.

I assumed Thanos has his highest feats when I first posted.

Originally posted by h1a8
? Thanos beat Surfer when Surfer wasn't fighting at his best as shown before. Surfer didn't use super speed, black holes attacks, planet shattering blasts, board from behind tricks, phasing ability, shielding, etc. You keep on arguing this nonsense like an idiot. Actually we have two different viewpoints on which characters should be used. You use average portrayals and I use the one's where characters are performing to their best ability. With this difference it is impossible to debate since it would be impossible to see eye to eye because we are looking at different things. Also X beating Y in a comic holds no water in itself. It is how X beat Y that holds the water. Learn this and you will be smart in the future.

If I push a button with another and it caused the planet to be destroyed then was it my all my power that caused the destruction? No, Thanos and Drax only put the planet in instability, after that the planet destroyed itself with ITS OWN ENERGY and not Thanos or Drax's energy. That means that Thanos didn't supply 1/1000th of the power of destroying the planet. He rather pushed a tough button with the help of Drax which activated the planet to destroy itself. Also all characters have low showings. Superman got koed by a gas station. So Drax being handled by She-Hulk is understandable in comics (PIS) but can't be used here on the forum.

It's called context. It's not about how a fight ends but what happened in the fight that caused the outcome. If Glads was alone fighting Tryant then the fight would have lasted a long time. Tryant sent another character into Glads causing Glads to get distracted and which gave Tyrant the cheapshot opportunity. In the fight against Thanos we don't see Tryant cheapshotting Thanos nor do we see Thanos taking beat down like punches from Tryant either. And what about the amp Thanos had with the orb?

And Surfer survived inside the core of a star, even absorbed a gas giant, and a black hole without any damage. That trumps anything Thanos has done durability wise.

It's called a combo to ko. I didn't claim that Thanos doesn't have the offensive power in his punches to hurt a herald. Surfer at his best wouldn't have got touched by Thanos fists at all. It was a serious job fest by Surfer that fight. A CIS off Surfer can at least stalemate Thanos which was my original argument (a Surfer usually portrayed in comics would lose against Thanos),

I'm not sure how much hit Thanos, if any. The art isn't too clear. But Galactus stopped the moment Thanos pleaded. Maybe he got hit a second before stopping who knows. But those weren't his personal shields but shields from outside power source. In the forum he can't use outside shielding unless the OP says so.

Context is your friend. You can tell people that if Glads fought at his best and highest confidence then he can beat Thanos using speed. Terrax would lose against Thanos though since he isn't fast enough. Stop thinking of only winning and losing and start thinking of HOW ONE WINS OR LOSES. Then you would understand how my retarded brain thinks.

You first mentioned that it was awesome because it sent him miles away. Who cares? Did it harm him is the only relevant thing here.

I was referring to planetary level attacks and not beings who have shown the ability to have planetary level attacks. Here are a few that harmed Galactus with less than planetary leveling attacking, Sue and Thor.

You must know that when a character is seen attacking in comics isn't always the level they been shown before. For example, when Glads punches Thor or another character then he isn't using the same force that he used the shatter the planet. Surfer blasting someone isn't the same level of blast that he used to destroy a planet. And again context is your friend. How did Bill destroy a planet? Was it because he accelerated into it after flying for awhile? I wouldn't call that planetary level ability. Now if Bill just stood there on the planet and shattered it from one blow then you would have a point.

Reading comics is for understanding averages or the context in which the feat was done. I don't need to read the entire story to see the common sense of a single feat. Do I need to read the entire story to understand that Surfer can travel lightyears in mere moments? That is why we have a respect thread with scans without the entire comic it came from. Any idiot can understand the feats without needing to read the whole comic.
P.S. I do read comics just not enough for you though.

I assumed Thanos has his highest feats when I first posted.

Who'll win, a CIS off Surfer or a CIS off Superman? Whoever you give the majority to, please explain why.

Originally posted by Sr J-Bieb
I was actually thinking about that, but h1 would have somehow said that that was less than a planetary attack... being trapped in a black hole and somehow escaping that is. IMO it's a pretty cool feat.

Omnidirectional, too small... I don't know, my brain isn't decayed enough to think of why that's less than a planet destroying attack, or why it doesn't count.

But mark my words, it doesn't count in his eyes. Thanos has no feats. Thanos isn't allowed high feats. Everyone else has high feats vs a character with no feats. This is how you debate.

The black hole Thanos got trapped in was pretty gigantic too, it was stated on panel to have instantly sucked in everything in a 2 light-year radius (4 light-year diameter).

Originally posted by vince_slice
The black hole Thanos got trapped in was pretty gigantic too, it was stated on panel to have instantly sucked in everything in a 2 light-year radius (4 light-year diameter).
Actually all black holes pull with light year radii. How do you think black holes gain their mass? They eat other stars many light year away. Pick a flower and you affect the furthest star. Lastly, less massive black holes have more destructive power than more massive ones. The event horizons are smaller and thus the curvature is greater causing it to rip you to shreds the moment you enter. A more massive black hole has a much bigger event horizon in which you can just coast upon entering for a moment before you are absorbed into the black hole.

Originally posted by carver9
Who'll win, a CIS off Surfer or a CIS off Superman? Whoever you give the majority to, please explain why.
That's a hard one boy. Superman would be trying to punch his lights out and Surfer would be trying to play keep away and try to weaken Superman. It would be hard for either since both will be moving around pretty fast. Superman's instant acceleration (from rest) is a little bit better than Surfer's but Surfer is fast once he gets going. If Superman catches him then he wins, otherwise Surfer wins or it is a stalemate.

I would probably say that Surfer wins at least a slight majority since he is almost as fast as Superman in combat but has many tools to beat Superman. It would be hard since he has to try to win avoiding Superman at all times.

Originally posted by h1a8
Actually all black holes pull with light year radii. How do you think black holes gain their mass? They eat other stars many light year away. Pick a flower and you affect the furthest star. Lastly, less massive black holes have more destructive power than more massive ones. The event horizons are smaller and thus the curvature is greater causing it to rip you to shreds the moment you enter. A more massive black hole has a much bigger event horizon in which you can just coast upon entering for a moment before you are absorbed into the black hole.

The scan I'm talking about said the black hole pulled in everything within a 2 light year radius INSTANTLY which is much more different than what you're talking about.

Originally posted by h1a8
? Thanos beat Surfer when Surfer wasn't fighting at his best as shown before. Surfer didn't use super speed, black holes attacks, planet shattering blasts, board from behind tricks, phasing ability, shielding, etc. You keep on arguing this nonsense like an idiot. Actually we have two different viewpoints on which characters should be used. You use average portrayals and I use the one's where characters are performing to their best ability. With this difference it is impossible to debate since it would be impossible to see eye to eye because we are looking at different things. Also X beating Y in a comic holds no water in itself. It is how X beat Y that holds the water. Learn this and you will be smart in the future.

If I push a button with another and it caused the planet to be destroyed then was it my all my power that caused the destruction? No, Thanos and Drax only put the planet in instability, after that the planet destroyed itself with ITS OWN ENERGY and not Thanos or Drax's energy. That means that Thanos didn't supply 1/1000th of the power of destroying the planet. He rather pushed a tough button with the help of Drax which activated the planet to destroy itself. Also all characters have low showings. Superman got koed by a gas station. So Drax being handled by She-Hulk is understandable in comics (PIS) but can't be used here on the forum.

It's called context. It's not about how a fight ends but what happened in the fight that caused the outcome. If Glads was alone fighting Tryant then the fight would have lasted a long time. Tryant sent another character into Glads causing Glads to get distracted and which gave Tyrant the cheapshot opportunity. In the fight against Thanos we don't see Tryant cheapshotting Thanos nor do we see Thanos taking beat down like punches from Tryant either. And what about the amp Thanos had with the orb?

And Surfer survived inside the core of a star, even absorbed a gas giant, and a black hole without any damage. That trumps anything Thanos has done durability wise.

It's called a combo to ko. I didn't claim that Thanos doesn't have the offensive power in his punches to hurt a herald. Surfer at his best wouldn't have got touched by Thanos fists at all. It was a serious job fest by Surfer that fight. A CIS off Surfer can at least stalemate Thanos which was my original argument (a Surfer usually portrayed in comics would lose against Thanos),

I'm not sure how much hit Thanos, if any. The art isn't too clear. But Galactus stopped the moment Thanos pleaded. Maybe he got hit a second before stopping who knows. But those weren't his personal shields but shields from outside power source. In the forum he can't use outside shielding unless the OP says so.

Context is your friend. You can tell people that if Glads fought at his best and highest confidence then he can beat Thanos using speed. Terrax would lose against Thanos though since he isn't fast enough. Stop thinking of only winning and losing and start thinking of HOW ONE WINS OR LOSES. Then you would understand how my retarded brain thinks.

You first mentioned that it was awesome because it sent him miles away. Who cares? Did it harm him is the only relevant thing here.

I was referring to planetary level attacks and not beings who have shown the ability to have planetary level attacks. Here are a few that harmed Galactus with less than planetary leveling attacking, Sue and Thor.

You must know that when a character is seen attacking in comics isn't always the level they been shown before. For example, when Glads punches Thor or another character then he isn't using the same force that he used the shatter the planet. Surfer blasting someone isn't the same level of blast that he used to destroy a planet. And again context is your friend. How did Bill destroy a planet? Was it because he accelerated into it after flying for awhile? I wouldn't call that planetary level ability. Now if Bill just stood there on the planet and shattered it from one blow then you would have a point.

Reading comics is for understanding averages or the context in which the feat was done. I don't need to read the entire story to see the common sense of a single feat. Do I need to read the entire story to understand that Surfer can travel lightyears in mere moments? That is why we have a respect thread with scans without the entire comic it came from. Any idiot can understand the feats without needing to read the whole comic.
P.S. I do read comics just not enough for you though.

I assumed Thanos has his highest feats when I first posted.

I'll reply to this when I get home in a week since replying to the amount of wrong can't be contained in a phone

Originally posted by h1a8
Actually all black holes pull with light year radii. How do you think black holes gain their mass? They eat other stars many light year away. Pick a flower and you affect the furthest star. Lastly, less massive black holes have more destructive power than more massive ones. The event horizons are smaller and thus the curvature is greater causing it to rip you to shreds the moment you enter. A more massive black hole has a much bigger event horizon in which you can just coast upon entering for a moment before you are absorbed into the black hole.

That's a hard one boy. Superman would be trying to punch his lights out and Surfer would be trying to play keep away and try to weaken Superman. It would be hard for either since both will be moving around pretty fast. Superman's instant acceleration (from rest) is a little bit better than Surfer's but Surfer is fast once he gets going. If Superman catches him then he wins, otherwise Surfer wins or it is a stalemate.

I would probably say that Surfer wins at least a slight majority since he is almost as fast as Superman in combat but has many tools to beat Superman. It would be hard since he has to try to win avoiding Superman at all times.

Using your style of debate why can't Surfer instantly create a black hole in Supermans brain 10 times out of 10 or shoot him with Black Hole creating blast while being intangible the entire fight OR create clones to fight Supes?

Originally posted by h1a8
Actually all black holes pull with light year radii. How do you think black holes gain their mass? They eat other stars many light year away. Pick a flower and you affect the furthest star. Lastly, less massive black holes have more destructive power than more massive ones. The event horizons are smaller and thus the curvature is greater causing it to rip you to shreds the moment you enter. A more massive black hole has a much bigger event horizon in which you can just coast upon entering for a moment before you are absorbed into the black hole.
So... Beta Ray Bill is extra awesome for having resisted a double black hole attack where the black holes are man-sized?
Originally posted by Galan007
This time Bill endures the force of two different singularities:

Originally posted by carver9
Using your style of debate why can't Surfer instantly create a black hole in Supermans brain 10 times out of 10 or shoot him with Black Hole creating blast while being intangible the entire fight OR create clones to fight Supes?
SS can't shoot blasts while intangible. Also Superman is too fast for SS to create a black hole in his brain. And Superman can become intangible too or simply evade SS's blasts. It would be a hard fight for both but Surfer may come out the winner.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
So... Beta Ray Bill is extra awesome for having resisted a double black hole attack where the black holes are man-sized?
He never entered the event horizon and was only getting pulled as a whole.

^ To be frank, that makes no phucking sense.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
^ To be frank, that makes no phucking sense.
Learn about black holes and it will. A black holes gravitational pull is bearable outside the event horizon. It doesn't take massive durability to withstand the pull of a black hole outside the event horizon.

cause comic black holes = real ones. always

*sigh*

Originally posted by h1a8
Learn about black holes and it will. A black holes gravitational pull is bearable outside the event horizon. It doesn't take massive durability to withstand the pull of a black hole outside the event horizon.
Take your own advice. Nothing of what you said makes a lick of difference when it comes to the size of small or large black holes. You're pulling sh1t our of your a$$ and inventing crap out of the blue now.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Take your own advice. Nothing of what you said makes a lick of difference when it comes to the size of small or large black holes. You're pulling sh1t our of your a$$ and inventing crap out of the blue now.
What?

You say I'm making stuff up about black holes?

Originally posted by h1a8
What?

You say I'm making stuff up about black holes?

No sh1t, sherlock. Stop trying to downplay Thanos surviving a super massive blackhole because you think it's not impressive due to your imaginary sh1tty ideas.

You're insulting our intelligence.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
No sh1t, sherlock. Stop trying to downplay Thanos surviving a super massive blackhole because you think it's not impressive due to your imaginary sh1tty ideas.

You're insulting our intelligence.

Who said anything about Thanos? Didn't you post something about Bill?

Oh you are referring to the other day. Well again smaller black holes are more destructive than more massive black holes (in the event horizon of course). I'm not downplaying anything but comparing of what Surfer can do to him.

As pertains a black hole; you can look at it two different ways...

1) Going by real world physics, Thanos and every other physical being surving being drawn into a black hole is pure PIS; the force an object would possess slamming into a Neutron Star (with an escape velocity of around 1/3c) would completely shatter the physical form of any object...

2) Going by comic book physics (which can change on a dime to suit the story), the feat isnt that impressive as other (lesser tiered) characters have withstood and survived similar conditions...

I have one nitpick to clarify as pertains blackholes...

No matter how large the area of the event horizon is, the force exerted beyond the event horizon is the same regardless of the size of the black hole...

Larger black holes are simply more massive than smaller ones (and thus have larger event horizons); thats the only difference; once beyond the point of no return everything is destroyed equally regardless of the black holes size...

Originally posted by TheLordofMurder
As pertains a black hole; you can look at it two different ways...

1) Going by real world physics, Thanos and every other physical being surving being drawn into a black hole is pure PIS; the force an object would possess slamming into a Neutron Star (with an escape velocity of around 1/3c) would completely shatter the physical form of [b]any object...

2) Going by comic book physics (which can change on a dime to suit the story), the feat isnt that impressive as other (lesser tiered) characters have withstood and survived similar conditions...

I have one nitpick to clarify as pertains blackholes...

No matter how large the area of the event horizon is, the force exerted beyond the event horizon is the same regardless of the size of the black hole...

Larger black holes are simply more massive than smaller ones (and thus have larger event horizons); thats the only difference; once beyond the point of no return everything is destroyed equally regardless of the black holes size... [/B]

Not quite. In a large event horizon, upon first entering, your spaceship with coast until it reaches a certain distance from the singularity. Meaning, the ship wouldn't get torn to pieces immediately after entering. In a smaller event horizon the ship will get torn to pieces quicker upon entering. Since each part of you would be closer than another part to the singularity then each part will get pulled with different forces and thus ripping you to pieces, and those pieces to atoms, and those atoms...then you will become part of the singularity.

I agree with you that nothing can survive a black hole which makes any feat in comics pertaining to them asinine.

look at this video at 3:50 and after
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLMiJQXsmkc&feature=related