Spartacus: Vengeance

Started by Mindset14 pages

Gannicus + sword = dead egyptian + robtard tears

Originally posted by Mindset
Gannicus + sword = dead egyptian + robtard tears

Incorrect calculations, to achieve a dead Egytpian the math is:

Oenomaus jumps in to save a fallen Gannicus about to get slaughtered + Oenomaus wounds The Egyptian + Gannicus steps in + sword = dead Egyptian & Mindset masturbation

Gannicus > Egyptian

Gannicus' sword > Egyptians head

He got styled on.

Originally posted by Mindset
Gannicus > Egyptian

Gannicus' sword > Egyptians head

He got styled on.

Incorrect

Correct

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Premiere of S3 was decent enough.

That orgy with Gannicus didn't show enough junk. Show instantly fails.

Found that odd too, when before the show had no problem blatantly depicting sex.

Are they ever gonna have this Spartacus guy workout?

no homo

He has a bit, his arms and shoulders have some bulk and definition compared to last season.

Also oddly enough, Crixus has let himself go somewhat. Probably was like "show's been cancelled; this is the last season, **** it, I'm going to Burger King".

😂

Gannicus did too, but he's still ripped.

What happened to that one hot chick Spartacus was banging, did she die?

Don't recall. But they do need to throw more hot women at us.

I'm liking the way this season seems to be heading thus far.

It's heading towards less female nudity, less lesbian sex, less hetero sex, less action and more man-on-man love.

Agron's not an historical character, so hopefully they'll kill him or his twink. He's become very unlikeable. Gannicus though is so f*cking cool.

I agree that there is less debauchery in this season so far, that will come soon though... I hope.

I think Crassus Jr will be sent home by his father along with his tall friend, the tall friend will then spend the remainder of the season doing Crassus Jr's hot mother... I hope.

I don't know what to think about this season thus far... You can tell every male lead stopped giving a phuck about maintaining a 'warriors physique'. There is also WAY too much boy love this season, and not enough hetero/girl love-- the queer with the pacemaker(I think his name is Agron in the show..?) and/or his little pygmy butt-toy need to die SOON. Speaking of boys, has anyone else noticed that the skinny kid who plays Crassus Jr. flexes his ass off in every single scene he's in? Super annoying.

Anyway, Saxa and Crassus Sr. are now my favorite characters in the series.

Originally posted by Jedi Sheriff

I think Crassus Jr will be sent home by his father along with his tall friend, the tall friend will then spend the remainder of the season doing Crassus Jr's hot mother... I hope.

I'm pretty sure Jr's friend is playing hide the pickle with Jr's mouth and/or anus.

Originally posted by Galan007
Speaking of boys, has anyone else noticed that the skinny kid who plays Crassus Jr. flexes his ass off in every single scene he's in? Super annoying.

Originally posted by Galan007
Speaking of boys, has anyone else noticed that the skinny kid who plays Crassus Jr. flexes his ass off in every single scene he's in?
No. Only you noticed that.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
No. Only you noticed that.
Queer.