Spartacus: Vengeance

Originally posted by Galan007
Speaking of boys, has anyone else noticed that the skinny kid who plays Crassus Jr. flexes his ass off in every single scene he's in? Super annoying.

Originally posted by Galan007
Queer.

Phuck you guys. 🙁

It's ok, I'm sure Bruce noticed too.

You're not alone.

The kid hasn't shown his dick yet, so he's beneath bruce's notice.

Good point.

mhmm

The twink's actor looks like a body double for Bruno Mars.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
The twink's actor looks like a body double for Bruno Mars.

Why are you checking out Brono Mars' body? You a queer?

One day we're going to run out of Bruno Mars and you'll be glad someone's memorized every contour of his lithe and melanin-rich torso.

Historical inaccuracies be damned, Caesar and Crassus are f*cking awesome.

Nevia has become impossibly annoying with her antics and that stupid scowl she has on 99.9% of the time. Let me die, let her die soon.

I wonder how they're gonna pull off Spartacus making 300 Romans fight to the death. He'd be a colossal hypocrite at that point.

Originally posted by Robtard
Nevia has become impossibly annoying with her antics and that stupid scowl she has on 99.9% of the time. Let me die, let her die soon.

For a second there I thought she killed Gannicus via rock-bludgeon. No homo, but I was worried.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
I wonder how they're gonna pull off Spartacus making 300 Romans fight to the death. He'd be a colossal hypocrite at that point.

I'm hoping Nivea™ is one of those crucified. I hate that Knut.

Nivea's a b1tch. She doesn't deserve the same death as Jesus. 👇

Beheaded then. That would be glorious to see. Especially if they did it like that black guy from 300--her head slowly spinning through the air.

Indeed.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Beheaded then. That would be glorious to see. Especially if they did it like that black guy from 300--her head slowly spinning through the air.

Did like seeing Gannicus manhandle Crixus with his MMA skills.

The bisexual Germanic blonde needs more screen time. They need to make this happen.

I'd like the producers of the show to alter historical facts a bit more and have Gannicus kill Crixus.

Crixus is one more bad showing away from annoying me as much as Nivea... Dat foo bea puttin da pusseh ohn da pedastool. 👇

Originally posted by Jedi Sheriff
I think Crassus Jr will be sent home by his father along with his tall friend, the tall friend will then spend the remainder of the season doing Crassus Jr's hot mother... I hope.

Guess I was way off on that one. I'm actually starting to like Agron now, he seems to be the only one who doesn't give a *%$£, but maybe that's 'cos he looks like the kind of guy who does mountains of cocaine in a pub toilet in between installing chipped satellite TV for people in his neighbourhood.